Well, there goes Santino's chances of having the title longer than the Honky Tonk Man. BTW, I met HTM and Greg Valentine over the weekend, they were FUN to hang out with!
The word backstage at the PPV last night is that Christian Cage will be heading back to WWE once his current TNA deal expires next month. TNA is apparently still trying to work out a deal with him, but most backstage feel he won't be staying.
Credit: PWInsider.com
By: Xavier Hernandez
Show aired on: 11/08/2008
The show opens with the classic summary of last week's show. Konnan gained tons of heat by stealing the "ashes" of Antonio Pena. Grey Shadow jumped from CMLL, and joined X-Pac's D-MEX as Rocky "Azucar" Romero. For this show, Zorro will battle Cibernetico, while the Psycho Circus will look for the 210th victory against the reformed "Black Family".
*In-Ring Segment: Once again, welcome to RAAAW! Konnan enters the ring with the urn in hand. Konnan wants to negotiate the ashes of Antonio Pena for the things he has demanded for months. Joaquin Roldan arrives with many bodyguards, but Konnan calls the Legion guys to take out the bodygurards. The AAA guys also arrive to the ring to save Roldan, and to remove the urn from Konnan. Roldan is very happy to have the urn back, but Konnan makes him realize the urn he holds was not the real one. Konnan claims he placed the urn in a safe place, because he doesn't trust Roldan. Konnan gives Roldan two hours to decide if he wants to negotiate or not. Roldan says he will not negotiate the ashes, so Konnan must hand the urn back. Konnan says he doesn't care, and reminds Roldan of the two hour limit again.
*Pretaped Segment: In the streets, we have Sean Waltman and Rocky Romero walking with a masked person. Waltman says they just brought one more member to kick someone's ass. Alan Stone appears in another video, and bows to make Konnan pay for stealing the ashes. He also claims the Bellos will defeat the Hart Foundation, to prove that Mexicans are better. But Alan also cannot forget about what D-Mex did to them, and they will eventually pay for what they did.
1) Bellos Stone (Alan Stone & Chris Stone) vs. Hart Foundation 2.0 (Teddy Hart & Jack Evans w/Nikki)
-First Fall: Alan and Hart open with technical maneuvers. Chris hits the Ropewalk Plancha on Hart, but Evans makes the save. Both teams begin to use a series of aerial moves on each other. Evans hits his Corkscrew Dive on Alan, while Hart uses a high impact Moonsault on Chris. Guess what, D-MEX JUST ARRIVED TO THE RING!! The Harts argue with D-MEX, but they are rolled and pinned by both Stones.
Winners: Alan Stone & Chris Stone
-Aftermath: The masked guy hits a chair Superkick on Hart, but Waltman stops him from attacking Evans. Nikki slaps the masked guy, but he replies with a huge Enzuigiri on Nikki's head. Both Romero and Waltman hit a Tombstone Piledriver on Hart. The masked guy is non other than CMLL's ALEX KOSLOV!! Koslov tells the crowd he's the Russian Koslov, and there's no better place to debut for AAA than Queretaro. Koslov claims they want to make a revolution, and a scandal called D-MEX. Koslov says they do whatever they want, whenever they want. Waltman closes with "S*CK IT!!, and they even do DX crotch chops. Security removes the trio from the ring.
*Pretaped Segment: Konnan wants Zorro to be fully focused for his match with Cibernetico, but he is interrupted by Evans. He wants Konnan to do something about X-Pac and his crew, but Konnan says he has a big issue with Zorro, and will deal with Waltman later. Konnan wants Zorro to destroy Cibernetico, but Zorro wants to do it alone, without any help from the Legion. Zorro wants to trust Konnan, and he hopes Konnan keeps his words of not sending the Legion for his match.
*Pretaped Segment: Scoria tells the clowns that they will cry tears of blood, because the Family is addicted to pain. Cuervo tells Vampiro that the Family doesn't play games, and evey bout will be more painful, until Vampiro is done. Spiritu tells Chessman that they don't know his true intentions, but he doesn't know their intentions either.
2) Psycho Circus (Zombie, Killer & Psycho Clown) vs. Black Family (Cuervo, Scoria & Spiritu)
-First Fall: Both teams start with equal amount of offense, but the Family begins the triple team assault. The clowns suddenly make the comeback, and the reign of terror begins. The clowns miss aerial moves, and the Family retakes control. The referee is tossed out of the ring, and Chessman arrives. Chessman helps the clowns, and tosses the referee back into the ring. The referee makes the three count, and the clowns remained undefeated.
Winners: Zombie, Killer & Psycho Clown
*Pretaped Segment: Konnan talks to Electroshock, and they promise to use an old trick on Octagon (a trick used by the likes of Fuerza Guerrera, Eddie Guerrero and Love Machine). Electro tells Octagon they will bring old school back to him, and will make sure Fly receives the biggest does of pain from him. Konnan makes a phone call, and talks to someone. Konnan asks the person to remain in his room. On the other hand, Octagon asks Fly to join forces to get the urn back from Konnan. Fly is still hesitant, but Octagon asks Fly to trust him. Both promise to bring the urn back.
3) Konnan & Electroshock vs. Octagon & SuperFly
-First Fall: Konnan brawls with Octagon at ringside, while Electro targets Fly. The heels start the double team attack. Konnan uses the old trick on Octagon: tying his mask to the ropes. The referee makes sure Octagon cannot undo his mask fron the ropes. Electro hits a Flapjack Powerbomb on Fly for the three count.
Winners: Konnan & Electroshock
-Aftermath: Joaquin Roldan arrives to the ring, and Konnan wants to know his decision. Roldan wants to know his conditions, and Konnan is happy to hear that. Konnan wants to be booked every week, he also wants a locker room for himslef and the Legion, and Tirantes and arturo Rivera are also included. Roldan wants the ashes first, and then he will negotiate. Konnan's real wish is to control AAA, but Roldan says there's no way. Roldan agrees to negotiate, but both will have to sign a contract. If Konnan wins, he takes control of AAA, but if Roldan wins then Konnan will retire.
*Pretaped Segment: D-Mex is at it again, and the three claim nobody can hold them back. On the other hand, Konnan is happy because he will soon take over AAA. Konnan is also happy for the performance of Electro, and wishes Zorro was as focused as Electro is. Konnan promises that if Roldan tries another dirty trick, then he will smoke the ashes.
*Noti AAA:
-Supposedly, the ashes of Antonio Pena weren't present at the annual mass. Cibernetico promises to make Konnan pay for what he's done. Vampiro recognizes Konnan as a legend and true star, but now Konnan simply lost it. Marisela Pena says enough is enough, and wants the ashes back with her.
-Hype on the most unoriginal team "D-Generation MEX", and there is one more member to come.
*Promo Video: Hype for Charlie Manson and his situation. He feels disappointed about the split of the Hell Brothers, and must take a decsion in front of everyone.
4) Chessman vs. Mesias
-First Fall: Early suicide dive by Mesias on Chessman. Mesias grabs a ladder to attack Chessman. Mesias is tossed into the ladder by Chessman. Mesias hits a Facebuster on Chessman into the ladder, but only a two count is made. Huge Spinning DDT by Mesias for another near fall. The battle transfers to the crowd, as both men have a nasty brawl. Chessman is now using chairs to attack the foot of Mesias. Chessman is caught in mid-air with a Cutter from Mesias. Chessman snaps and attacks the referee, and this causes the DQ.
Winner: Mesias
-Aftermath: Chessman tapes the arms of Mesias to the ropes, and showers him with gasoline. Chessman grabs a torch to burn Mesias, but the Family attacks him. Cibernetico comes to the rescue and cleans house with Chessman and the Family. Now the Psycho Circus get involved to defend Chessman.
*Pretaped Segment: Cibernetico is tired of Chesman, and will not explain why he is defending Mesias. Cibernetico says he hasn't unleashed his full potentail, but if Chessman wants him to, then Ciber will send him back to the shadows he came from. Ciber also addresses Manson, and he's very pissed off because he cannot communicate with Manson. Cibernetico says the Hell Brothers are officially dead, and from now on is every man for himself. If Manson also wants to deal with Ciber, they he will be punished as well.
5) Zorro vs. Cibernetico
-First Fall: If you've seen the matches between these two gentlemen, then you will see nothing new. Zorro targets the right leg of Cibernetico with multiple submission holds and kicks. Sleeper Hold by Zorro, but Ciber refuses to give up. Ciber makes the comeback with a series of clotheslines and a Spear. Ciber tries to finish the match, but the Legion arrives to the ring. Zorro capitalizes to attack Ciber with the kendo stick. Zorro grabs the mic, and wants Konnan to keep his word. Zorro doesn't want any help from the Legion, and Konnan leaves with the crew. Zorro fouls Cibernetico, and the referee is apparently blind. Zorro tries to finish the match, but now Chessman arrives to the ring. Zorro grabd the mic again, and tells Chessman that if he didn't accept help from his own group, the why would he accept help from a traitor like him. Zorro turns around, and CiberChokeslam!!
Winner: Cibernetico
-Aftermath: Chessman enters the ring to attack Ciber, but Manson's music hits the arena. Manson says it is now time to choose the path he wants to take. Manson says he will join: himself. Manson didn't say that, but he did his taunts, which can obviosly mean Manson is on his own now.
FINAL COMMENTS: Overall, a regular show. Notice that the show is not three hours long anymore, which is better. I really don't like the angle with Konnan and the ashes. It is pretty much as disrespectful as the angle that WWE did with the death of Eddie Guerrero. Hopefully Dave Meltser considers this feud for the Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic for the 2008 WON awards. I also thought the A.P. Memorial show would be an "angle-free" show, but we all know how the show will be booked. I don't want to talk about the jump of Alex Koslov, because I will end up using the same words that I used for Grey Shadow last week.
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By: Xavier Hernandez
Show aired on: 11/15/2008
The show starts with the summary of last week's show. The Konnan deal is still continuing, and now he wants control of the company, in exchange for the ashes. D-MEX recruited a person, and his name is Alex Koslov. Chessman didn't get to burn Mesias, thanks to Cibernetico. Zorro's pride led him to another loss at the hands of Cibernetico. For this show, and "Parejas Increibles" (Incredible Tag Teams), between Cibernetico, Zorro, Mesias and Chessman.
*Promo Video: This one hypes D-Generation MEX. Nothing new, except for the introduction to Alex Koslov. No need to translate this one.
1) Los Metrosexuales (El Brazo, Decnnis & Escorpion Negro w/Guapito) vs. Pimpinela Escarlata, Gato Eveready & Alebrije (w/Cuije)
-First Fall: The Metros start the triple team assault right away. Guapito misses a clothesline on Alebrije, and the comeback begins. Even Guapito and Cuije are allowed to compete with each other. Pimpi begins to toy with the Metros, and gives a kiss to Brazo. Alebrije hits a suicide dive on Escorpion, and decnnis follows him with a Plancha. Gtao tries a Corkscrew Crossbody, but misses and gets Alebrije. Brazo gets assistance from the referee to climb the top, and pins Pimpi with a Plancha.
Winners: El Brazo, Decnnis & Escorpion Negro
-Aftermath: Brazo demands to see his brother Porky right now. Brazo promises to finish Porky, as well as anyone who dares to help him.
*Pretaped Segment: Pirata Morgan is talking to the only survivor from Los Piratas, Hijo del Pirata (the other two were "released"). Morgan says all these dancers must learn how to wrestle, and makes fun of Elegido's new religious gimmick. Hijo tells Elegido to stop messing around, and start training as a wrestler, because the Piratas are true wrestlers. On the other hand, Elegido is working out, and Cris interrupts him. Chris says it's not fair that Elegido gets defeated with many dirty tricks. Elegido claims he has a surprise for Pirata tonight.
2) El Elegido & Chris Stone vs. Pirata Morgan & Hijo del Pirata
-First Fall: The Piratas attack the tecnicos upon their arrival. Pirata makes use of a steel chair to attack Elegido. Hijo jumps off the stage to strike Chris, who was in the crowd. The Piratas now apply the double team strategy on the tecnicos. Elegido now uses the chair to attack Pirata, and so does Chris. Back to the ring, both Chris and Hijo have a fast paced contest. Elegido hits a suicide dive on Pirata, and so does Chris on Hijo. Ropewalk Plancha by Chris on Hijo, but Pirata makes the save. Hijo lands outisde, and Chris finishes him with a Crossbody. In the ring, Pirata removes the mask of Elegido, but he's wearing a second mask (or facepaint). Pirata celebrates, but Elegido rolls him for the pin.
Winners: El Elegido & Chris Stone
*Pretaped Segment: The Hermandad says someone must pay for the humilliation they suffered at the hands of the Stones. Nicho doesn't like the new invasion that's happening. The Hermandad say they are coming for x-Pac and his crew, but they will finish the Harts first. On the other hand, Hart is sick of the racism in AAA. Hart wants to know the deal with X-Pac, and evans claims he tried to help Hart. Evans also claims that Konnan wants supportive of Waltman, and Hart says it doesn't make sense. Hart says the Hermandad will suffer tonight, and Evans says they are still looking for the belts.
3) La Hermandad (Joe Lider & Nicho El Millonario) vs. Hart Foundation 2.0 (Teddy Hart & Jack Evans w/Nikki)
-First Fall: Both teams begin to use high risk maneuvers. The Harts use high flying moves, but the Hermandad makes the comeback. Nicho makes several pinning attempts, but the referee is favoring the Harts. Nicho attacks the referee, and evans capitalizes on the distraction. Nicho lands outside, and Evans hits the 450 Splash on him. D-MEX TIME!!!! Hart hits the Open Hart Surgery on Lider, and tries another move, but he is assaulted by Waltman and Koslov. Lider makes the cover, and it's over.
Winners: Joe Lider & Nicho El Millonario
-Aftermath: Koslov delivers another Enzuigiri kick on Nikki, and Waltman uses the Bronco Buster on her. The intruders leave the ring, and they are chased away by La Hermandad. The Harts carry Nikki to the back.
*Noti AAA:
-Joaquin Roldan received an award for "Promoter of the Year". His family accompanied him to the ceremony.
-More hype to the worst feud of the year in Lucha: "Konnan vs. Roldan" (I insist, this is a strong candidate to a certain WON award).
*Pretaped Segment: Chris is in the parking lot, but he is assaulted by La Hermandad. They still cannot forget the loss they suffered at the hands of the Stones, and they also want Waltman to pay.
*Contract Signing: (You can call me anything you want, but this is proof of the strong influence that American wrestling is having on AAA right now!). Konnan and his crew arrives, and calls out Roldan to sign the contract. Rodan arrives with a group of tecnicos to the ring. Roldan says the contract is about his position and Konnan's retirement. Roldan sya the match will be a steel cage match. If the AAA army loses, then Konnan gains control of the company, but if Konnan and his Legion lose, then he's out of the company for good. Both me sign the contract, so it's official. Roldan introduces the men that will represent the AAA army: La Parka, Octagon, Superfly and a surprise wrestler. This surprise is a true dancer and TV host. It's none other than LATIN LOVER, who says via phone, that he's coming back to stop Konnan and his Legion. Roldan also wants the ashes, because that's what they agreed to last week. Roldan and his crew leave, but the Legion attacks Superfly. Konnan signs the contract with Fly's own blood. Konnan says when he gains control, he will fire Roldan immediately. Parka and Aerostar try to help Fly, but they are also attacked by the Legion. Konnan even assigns Arturo Rivera as the official voice for his show, for when his reign begins.
*Pretaped Segment: The doctor says Fly cannot wrestle, due to an intense hemmorage. Fly wants to wrestle, but Parka tells him to rest until the cage match. On the other hand, Zorro is still mad because the Legion interfered during his match, when he clearly stated that he didn't need any help. Konnan says this is a war, and they only wanted to get rid of another opponent like Cibernetico. A person tells the Lwgion that their match is next, but Zorro begs that perosn to get him to Teddy.
4) Konnan, Kenzo Suzuki & Electroshock vs. La Parka & Aerostar
-First Fall: This is a handicap match, since SuperFly couldn't fight anymore. As expected, the Legion is under full control of the match. Electro brings a table to the ring for more punishment. Fly makes a surprise return to help his team. The comeback begins, and Parka hits the Final Cut on Kenzo. Electro breaks the table with his body, after Parka pushes him. Parka gets Electro into a Fujiwara Armbar, and the heel submits.
Winners: La Parka, Aerostar & SuperFly
-Aftermath: The tecnicos attack the Legion, but RELLIK appears to clean house with the tecnicos. Rellik unleashes very powerful moves to finish the tecnicos. Konnan says this is the fourth man in his team for the cage match, and if Roldan wants the ashes, then he must ask Rellik for them. Konnan bows to clean the company when he gains control, and he will get rid of every dancer, stripper and clown around here. Gato, Alebrijeand Elegido try to help out, but Rellik destroys tehm. The crowd wants Ciber to appear, but Roldan appears instead. Roldan says he also has a surprise for him.
*Promo Video: Konnan arrived to a mexican talk show, to attacka host to claim AAA was fake (I don't blame the guy). Konnan and Rivera tried to prove him wrong, but the host doesn't back down, and still claims AAA wrestling is fake.
*Pretaped Segment: Focus on Chessman's new face paint, which is indicative of his dark side. Mesias questions the person who came up with the idea of a Parejas Increibles match. Mesias tells Chessman there's no way he will team with Chessman, because he works solo. He also tells Zorro, that he cannot forget their time together in the Lgion, and he will pay. Mesias also tells Ciber to leave the past behind, and he will focus on the present. On the other hand, Cibernetico also questions the match he is in. He says Zorro isn't trustable, Chessman is worse than Judas, and Mesias is a traitor.
5) Parejas Increibles (Incredible Tag Team match)
Cibernetico & Zorro vs. Mesias & Chessman
-First Fall: Should I call this one? Chessman uses chairs to target Cibernetico's right knee, while Zorro attacks Mesias. This match is more like a Fatal Four way, because there is no teamwork at all. Suddenly, both Cibernetico and Mesias work together against Chessman and Zorro. Both Chessman and Zorro use lowblows to attack the duo (No DQ, since the fouls were used on their own partners). Chessman lowblows Zorro, and the referee awards the DQ.
Winners: Cibernetico & Zorro
FINAL COMMENTS: No comments for today. I left a couple of my thoughts throughout the translations.
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Powell said:The story posted by the WWE website appears to be part of a storyline for tonight's Survivor Series pay-per-view. No sources I've spoken with are aware of an incident involving Hardy.
Powell's POV: This would have to rank among the sleazier angles the company has run as this would mean they are playing on Hardy's history, which includes two strikes against him in the Wellness Policy. My guess is the story will have a happy ending with Hardy capturing the WWE Title, although I suppose this could serve as an excuse for him not winning the title.