The truth about rarehero. - Neo-Geo Forums

Magnaflux · 10-14-2006, 11:03 AM

Rarehero is a skinny dig with a collection of common carts. He also has small hands. :chimp:

PS. He does have a wicked green team, I'll give him credit for that.

Sam Houston · 10-14-2006, 11:13 AM

rarehero is secretly a lesbian pirate.

neobuyer · 10-14-2006, 10:55 PM

He's also a bastard.

I know this because he thinks he has better taste in music than I do.

He may.

But that doesn't exempt him from being a savvy, cruel bastard of a man

Marie Laveau · 10-15-2006, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim _Kaphwan

rarehero is secretly a lesbian pirate.

rarehero is my roommate's biggest fantasy?

That's just wrong!

Crazy Horse · 10-15-2006, 05:05 PM

rarehero IS my brother IRL.

Harriet Tubman · 10-15-2006, 06:42 PM

rarehero posts
in a very
unique style.

John Brown · 10-15-2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormrider_2977

rarehero IS my brother IRL.

For real, Mike?

Sam Houston · 10-15-2006, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormrider_2977

rarehero IS my brother IRL.

your brother is dominochan's roomate's secret fetish?

Crazy Horse · 10-15-2006, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ki_atsushi

For real, Mike?

Well he's not "my brother" in the literal sense of having either the same mother or father, but we've got the same last name. We always joke (rarehero and I) that we just might be related somehow and not know it. One day our families will have to break out the family trees and see what's what.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim _Kaphwan

your brother is dominochan's roomate's secret fetish?

I dunno anything about that.

Sam Houston · 10-15-2006, 10:11 PM

hey merc, on lever action rifles, how does one tell the caliber? i see 30-30's, 40-82's, 45-70's, and other types. what does it all mean?

rarehero · 10-17-2006, 11:18 PM

i know that magnatoss wanted to somehow hurt my feelings
by saying mean things about me on an internet message board,
but the reality is:
he's overcompentsating for his inadaquacies.
i think it's sad, mostly because it's not a very attractive tendancy,
especially to the fairer sex.
but it's understandable when someone with such small hands
trys to lash out on the world and it's inhabitants.
magna...
jesus still loves you.
even if your hands are too small to operate most common cell phones and steering wheels.
perhaps you can get a job at conducting music.
the conducter usually gets the job of waving around tiny batons that
you could wrap your tiny mitts around.

and i don't think i know any more about music than anyone else,
but i do love it more than most people and have the deteriorated hearing in my
right ear to prove it

rarehero · 10-17-2006, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim _Kaphwan

rarehero is secretly a lesbian pirate.

i'll just mention that i think i am.
especially since i'm a big fan of ladies with short hair.
i'm shallow like that.
i think i've had a few misses with the ladies
that i can never get a hold of after getting their number.
maybe i'm intimidating the only way a 6'5" korean man could be.
or maybe i'm just not really lesbian pirate material.

Magnaflux · 10-18-2006, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rarehero

i'll just mention that i think i am.
especially since i'm a big fan of ladies with short hair.
i'm shallow like that.
i think i've had a few misses with the ladies
that i can never get a hold of after getting their number.
maybe i'm intimidating the only way a 6'5" korean man could be.
or maybe i'm just not really lesbian pirate material.

/me stares wistfully at his Kof '96 Mature and Vice poster

rarehero · 10-18-2006, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnaflux

/me stares wistfully at his Kof '96 Mature and Vice poster

/me thinks about the 4 KOF 96 mature/vice posters he has in storage.
dig your collection you diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig

Magnaflux · 10-18-2006, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rarehero

/me thinks about the 4 KOF 96 mature/vice posters he has in storage.
dig your collection you diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig

Oh I'm digging it pitch, digging it indeed.

/me plays his ps2 with his fatal fury drawstring bags.

rarehero · 10-18-2006, 11:36 PM

YOU FUCKER.
if i had those i'd wear them on the top of my head and dance around naked all day.
but now i've said too much.
can you actually operate the drawstrings with your tiny hands?
I know they traditionally make things of those sort for children,
which may put you at a disadvantage.

Magnaflux · 10-19-2006, 07:59 AM

Of course I can. I use them to keep my thumbs warm at night. The old thumbs have gotten a bit sore playing R Type, good thing there are only two buttons used, otherwise I would mash all four buttons simultaneously with my huge hand/thumb combo.

Maybe someday I'll get a console other than neogeo that has a full sized controller. If I could make the perfect controller it would be a cross between an extra large controller and a novelty oversized controller.

kernow · 10-19-2006, 08:06 AM

this thread

what the fuck

my eyes

rarehero · 10-19-2006, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnaflux

Of course I can. I use them to keep my thumbs warm at night. The old thumbs have gotten a bit sore playing R Type, good thing there are only two buttons used, otherwise I would mash all four buttons simultaneously with my huge hand/thumb combo.

Maybe someday I'll get a console other than neogeo that has a full sized controller. If I could make the perfect controller it would be a cross between an extra large controller and a novelty oversized controller.

no friend,
you must be confusing the NEO-GEO pocket with the NEO GEO.
the real NEO-GEO is a man sized console with man sized sticks.
r2 is not 98.
metal slug first mission isn't worth 800 dollars.
you are playing the smaller effemanite, child sized NEOGEO.

but not to say i don't empathize with your affliction.
i am willing to start a
"let's mod a joy stick that magna can use with his small, small hands"
if you ever do get a real NEOGEO
of course you will have to get a friend to handle the rather large, man sized
NEOGEO cartridges.
those my friend,
are not for the small of handed.

10-14-2006, 11:03 AM	#1
Magnaflux Neo-Geo.Com Village Idiot Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Tenth Loop Posts: 10,175	The truth about rarehero. Rarehero is a skinny dig with a collection of common carts. He also has small hands. :chimp: PS. He does have a wicked green team, I'll give him credit for that.

10-14-2006, 11:13 AM	#2
Sam Houston Not a team player Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Dublin 15 Posts: 9,253	rarehero is secretly a lesbian pirate. __________________ meh

10-15-2006, 05:05 PM	#5
Crazy Horse Ikari Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Cimmeria Posts: 9,858	rarehero IS my brother IRL. __________________

10-17-2006, 11:18 PM	#11
rarehero awaiting the return... Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Land of Primary Colors Posts: 9,411	i know that magnatoss wanted to somehow hurt my feelings by saying mean things about me on an internet message board, but the reality is: he's overcompentsating for his inadaquacies. i think it's sad, mostly because it's not a very attractive tendancy, especially to the fairer sex. but it's understandable when someone with such small hands trys to lash out on the world and it's inhabitants. magna... jesus still loves you. even if your hands are too small to operate most common cell phones and steering wheels. perhaps you can get a job at conducting music. the conducter usually gets the job of waving around tiny batons that you could wrap your tiny mitts around. and i don't think i know any more about music than anyone else, but i do love it more than most people and have the deteriorated hearing in my right ear to prove it __________________ rarehero as drawn by mookystains In a dream I can see, You are not far away; Any time, any place; I can see your face. NEO•GEO.com Photographer Thread magna has small hands. A Life's Lesson about BJ Love Also: BJ LOVE: NEO WIKI

10-19-2006, 08:06 AM	#18
kernow Legend -ary anagram for wonker. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Plymouth, Devon, UK Posts: 22,524	this thread what the fuck my eyes __________________ ArcadeOtaku

10-14-2006, 10:55 PM	#3
neobuyer Master of Disguise Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Sanctum Tormentum Posts: 5,201	He's also a bastard. I know this because he thinks he has better taste in music than I do. He may. But that doesn't exempt him from being a savvy, cruel bastard of a man

10-15-2006, 10:11 PM	#10
Sam Houston Not a team player Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Dublin 15 Posts: 9,253	hey merc, on lever action rifles, how does one tell the caliber? i see 30-30's, 40-82's, 45-70's, and other types. what does it all mean?

10-18-2006, 11:36 PM	#16
rarehero awaiting the return... Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Land of Primary Colors Posts: 9,411	YOU FUCKER. if i had those i'd wear them on the top of my head and dance around naked all day. but now i've said too much. can you actually operate the drawstrings with your tiny hands? I know they traditionally make things of those sort for children, which may put you at a disadvantage.

10-19-2006, 07:59 AM	#17
Magnaflux Neo-Geo.Com Village Idiot Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Tenth Loop Posts: 10,175	Of course I can. I use them to keep my thumbs warm at night. The old thumbs have gotten a bit sore playing R Type, good thing there are only two buttons used, otherwise I would mash all four buttons simultaneously with my huge hand/thumb combo. Maybe someday I'll get a console other than neogeo that has a full sized controller. If I could make the perfect controller it would be a cross between an extra large controller and a novelty oversized controller.

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