They are mummies and I'm just not sure why you can't wrap your head around that.
I concede that they are indeed bandage wrapped zombies
Make your mind up, dear.
They are mummies and I'm just not sure why you can't wrap your head around that.
I concede that they are indeed bandage wrapped zombies
Make your mind up, dear.
It was sarcasm you daft twit.
im sory lithy. i not do dem word finks proper no more cos it make u all fritened.It's like they memorized a dictionary but the only thing they could learn in the art of debate were logical fallacies!
(I've never heard of a mummy in any form of culture anywhere ever that had the power to instantly turn someone else into a mummy. You know what mythical creatures that's a core characteristic of, though? Zombies. I think you'll find that's conclusive. Honestly, you're such an idiot - all a zombie has to do to get past you is put on a simple disguise. God help your family when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives, that's all I can say.)
So I ask you again, in the 3rd game, how is it that the zombies can kill another zombie with their vomit? Have you ever heard of that in all you vast years of the study of mythology?
im sory lithy. i not do dem word finks proper no more cos it make u all fritened.
mayb if u not scared of da wrds u rply 2 sumfink wot ppl sed.
(lithy - just out of interest, are you a bit embarrassed that your attempt to demonstrate gross factual errors in the original article has been reduced to your desperately trying to get Stuart to admit that zombies and mummys are marginally different? I mean, from my perspective it seems like the sort of thing that should make you feel really very silly.)
No idea. Do you know any? Maybe we could ask them.
What is your stake in this again? Avid Retro Gamer reader? Someone justifying paying for content on a video game website? Ethnographer? General rabble rouser?
The first part. No one has ever said that he doesn't know anything about games BECAUSE he curses. People have suggested and I would tend to agree with that he appears to have done a poor job of research for this piece and then instead of defending it with tact and factual backup for what he said he launches into multiple tirades against anyone who so much as asks why he wrote X. Cursing to back up your argument is a sure fire way to appear dimwitted.
The second part. Again no one has suggested that because of his cursing he is no longer a professionally paid freelance video game writer. Instead, they've rightfully suggested that in all professions there is a certain sense of decency expected when representing your work or your employer... But by coming in here to defend his work and represent both himself and Retro Gamer (despite what he thinks about that he is) with rant after rant has made him appear to be quite unprofessional in his demeanor.
I wasn't challenged to point out gross factual errors in his work. I was challenged to find a SINGLE factual error.
Actually i dont know any PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST who barks like a cheap whore on crack.
Indeed. And as yet you haven't. The "mummies" exhibit a primary characteristic consistent with zombies, not mummies (even mummies in fiction), and which is also consistent with the "zombies" in MS3. Is a zombie in a football shirt a footballer?
Really, you're backing a loser anyway in trying to prove a factual error about something that isn't factual. Do better, or have the courtesy and decency to stop spouting complete bollocks about "a poor job of research".
I mean, what's the actual point you're flailing around trying to make? That I don't know what a mummy looks like? Believe it or not, I'm familiar with the famous image of a being wrapped in bandages. But if it walks like a zombie and acts like a zombie, it's a fucking zombie, no matter what its fashion sense might be.
If it says mummy in the instruction book, will you concede that you made a minor error in your article?
I bow to your superior experience of cheap whores on crack.
That would require me to give a shit who you are. If you're too embarrassed to put your real name to your comments, that tells me all I need or wish to know.I'm sure you can find my name somewhere,
You've lost me, I'm afraid. Is this a black thing? Apparently I'm a racist because I can't tell a zombie from a mummy, so that might be a productive area for insults.Better than your superior experience of Kid 'n Play movies, ugly.
I have a little time to kill, so lets share our frustrations?
You first!
If it says mummy in the instruction book, will you concede that you made a minor error in your article?
Let's try again. Simple theoretical question. Yes or no?
You've lost me, I'm afraid. Is this a black thing? Apparently I'm a racist because I can't tell a zombie from a mummy, so that might be a productive area for insults.
When in recorded history have you seen a bandage wrapped zombie that can be killed by another bandage wrapped zombie with additional contact from their expelled fluids?