When did you lose your virginity?

Alphabet

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Never.
Sometimes I can fit my little weenie fit the little hole of my NeoGeo CD. But that’s it. :(
 

madmanjock

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Never.
Sometimes I can fit my little weenie fit the little hole of my NeoGeo CD. But that’s it. :(

Why would you post this? Is it part the healing process of accepting you are an incel or something?
 
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sylvie

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Alphabet is a psychotic Neo Geo freak who is obsessed with me






This one is weird, he changed the quote text to say "Sylvie snapping Alphabet's neck" , very subtle
 

madmanjock

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It’s not a joke. Collecting is a trait of autism. There will be alot of virgins or those that haven’t had some for a long time on this forum.
 

Lastblade

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I lost my virginity with Sinistar , he was very rough I must admit !


Wow.... I mean I wanted to laugh but this is not funny. It is incredibly sad to see someone so delusional and unhealthy.
 

HornheaDD

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I was 17, and was a janitor at an OBGYN office. They had this tiny screening room with a TV and lots of VHS tapes of various medical stuff they would show to patients (presumably) and a couch to sit on. It was super small, like the size of a closet.

I'd rent animes and watch em from time to time after finishing a job, but I brought my girlfriend there and we got hot n heavy. Went into the office to grab a condom (they had tons) and we ended up fucking on that couch.
 

CaseyTappy

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Wow.... I mean I wanted to laugh but this is not funny. It is incredibly sad to see someone so delusional and unhealthy.
No you are wrong , look at the comments on youtube .
Objectum sexuality ( bwuuurp ..sorry ) is totally normal and accepted .
 

madmanjock

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I’ve still got my Neo Geo CD and Arcade Cabinet virginity. Am I missing out?
 

Dr Shroom

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I like the fact that 50% of the active members left are healthy, developed humans and the other half are degenerate scum. The feng shui in this place is astounding.
you should make a list of who all the degenerates are (pm me for suggestions)
 

Burning Fight!!

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I lost my virginity with Sinistar , he was very rough I must admit !

The cherry on top was the subject on camera saying the game inside the cabinet sucked. I really don't know what to say about it
 
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