I'm going to cut the grass - Any Special Techniques?

PopeCuervoLime

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norton9478 said:
That's how I used to do it. Had to watch for the old man....... He'd come out and yell at me for going to fast.

Flipped it over a few times on the side hill.....
I winced when I read this. People die or become permanently disabled from that shit. Knock it off and drive slow or hire Mexicans plz. Or use scissors, whichever.
 

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PopeCuervoLime said:
I winced when I read this. People die or become permanently disabled from that shit. Knock it off and drive slow or hire Mexicans plz. Or use scissors, whichever.

i only did it when i was too young and dumb to know better, im sure it was the same way with norton as my dad didnt approve either
 

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norton9478 said:
That's how I used to do it. Had to watch for the old man....... He'd come out and yell at me for going to fast.

Flipped it over a few times on the side hill.....

Jesus, imagining this has me fucking rolling, not sure why exactly.
 

Jedah Doma

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NeoCverA said:
So your're saying "Cut your grass as if there were 9 inches of snow".

-awesome.

Although what if there was "12 inches of snow"?

snow-12-inches-of-snow.jpg


Yea, you're screwed.



























INFORMA!!!
 

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PopeCuervoLime said:
I winced when I read this. People die or become permanently disabled from that shit. Knock it off and drive slow or hire Mexicans plz. Or use scissors, whichever.

Hire fucking people to do housework???
That's why the old man had kids!

And what Mexican is going to take $5-$10 to mow a lawn?

Fuck all they are making $12 an hour to work on the dairy farm.
 

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Jedah Doma said:
Although what if there was "12 inches of snow"?

snow-12-inches-of-snow.jpg


Yea, you're screwed.


INFORMA!!!


If you listen closely to the lyrics he says something about cops looking up his ass. I think he likes it that way.

Canada is about the furthest thing from Jamaica, what the fuck was he thinking rapping like that anyway? :conf:

Also notice that the chicks in his video are nowhere near him, but rather with his black friend, lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8
 

Segata_Sanshiro

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step 1: siphon gas from lawnmower

step 2: cover lawn in siphoned gas

step 3: drop match on lawn
 

GregN

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My old man usually mows our big-ass lot at home when I'm @ work with his rider and drinks a beer.

But when I go up to the lake, I use an old-ass 25 year old push mower. I wouldn't have it any other way. I don't like riders too much.
 

Heinz

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Push mower and a fuckin sick whipper snipper. Does the job just fine. Though to be honest I've never cut the grass before.
 

Ajax

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This here's the method I prefer

 

Tripredacus

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Mowing the lawn is just like driving. Don't bother swerving when an animal gets in your path, just plow on through and hope for the best.
 
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