What's the best accent?

jro

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I mean other than the obvious top options of South African, Alabaman, and Wakandan.
 

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Female Alabaman equals good birth control regardless.

Otherwise it's basically Yolandi vs TChalla's sister who is also hot AF? Photo finish, srsly.

Dude side wide open contest.
 
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Female Alabaman equals good birth control regardless.

Otherwise it's basically Yolandi vs TChalla's sister who is also hot AF? Photo finish, srsly.

Dude side wide open contest.

Hotter than a fat, ruddy Irish-American woman with a Boston accent?
 

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I assume the best accent is bland midwestern American. I say this just because that’s how %90 of people in movies and TV talk and also how most recorded music in English is sung.

Personally…probably Belfast.
 

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I'll go with German. I know a woman who is and I enjoy listening to her voice when she speaks. Her first name is Dagmar, but, I guess she doesn't like it, because she insists on being called Dee--not particularly feminine sounding to Americans I suppose, but, I think Dagmar is a lot cooler and exotic. Makes me think of Dagobah and little green men...yeah, maybe she's right not to use it. I got in a fight with a Swamp Beast named Habogad once, distant cousin of Koranot or Puwexil maybe?
 

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I assume the best accent is bland midwestern American. I say this just because that’s how %90 of people in movies and TV talk and also how most recorded music in English is sung.

Personally…probably Belfast.
Northern Irish over Southern Irish? I don't think I've ever heard anyone with that preference before, is there a particular person you have in mind?
 

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Northern Irish over Southern Irish? I don't think I've ever heard anyone with that preference before, is there a particular person you have in mind?

Nope, just that I associate it with people I have known from the area.
 

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I'll go with German. I know a woman who is and I enjoy listening to her voice when she speaks. Her first name is Dagmar, but, I guess she doesn't like it, because she insists on being called Dee--not particularly feminine sounding to Americans I suppose, but, I think Dagmar is a lot cooler and exotic. Makes me think of Dagobah and little green men...yeah, maybe she's right not to use it. I got in a fight with a Swamp Beast named Habogad once, distant cousin of Koranot or Puwexil maybe?

She's kind of been lost to history by now, but in the earliest days of American television in the late 40s/early 50s (prior to Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, Tonight Show, etc), Dagmar was the biggest star.
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There's a black woman from Scotland with a Scottish accent.

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Silence is the same accent in all regions....
 

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She's kind of been lost to history by now, but in the earliest days of American television in the late 40s/early 50s (prior to Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, Tonight Show, etc), Dagmar was the biggest star.
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Known well enough that her name was used for a certain car design feature that shared a similar shape to her anatomy.

 

neo_mao

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She's kind of been lost to history by now, but in the earliest days of American television in the late 40s/early 50s (prior to Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, Tonight Show, etc), Dagmar was the biggest star.
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I mean I get she has nice tits...but her nose has a striking resemblance to an erect penis and two testicles.

Is she supposed to be considered pretty? I don’t see it...and it’s not just the phallic nose. Eyes and mouth are unappealing as well.

Yuck
 

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Australian.

Oi, Sheila! Throw another drop bear on the barbie!
 

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She's kind of been lost to history by now, but in the earliest days of American television in the late 40s/early 50s (prior to Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, Tonight Show, etc), Dagmar was the biggest star.
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I'd touch her butt.
 

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There's a black woman from Scotland with a Scottish accent.

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Around 10 I was visiting family in Scotland watching tv when a black person came on speaking with an English accent and I couldn't believe it. I was so used to the way my friends (and their families) spoke. Pretty ignorant but of the innocent variety.
 
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