Hey America, what's new?

[LoneSage]

It's legitimately why I enjoyed living in China. Walk out the door

Wait, wtf am I saying. Can't even walk out the door in China these days.

 

[BeefJerky]

Wait, wtf am I saying. Can't even walk out the door in China these days.

At least you're making the most of your forced sobriety.

 

[Lagduf]

At least you won’t get monkeypox.

 

[norton9478]

that fucks up property values

Only pikers obsess over "property values"

 

[@M]

@StevenK, after spending 25 seconds researching this matter further, I have uncovered the ultimate new business idea for you! All you need is a bathtub, a lot of milk, and a moderately attractive GILF and you shall be a made man!

 

[mjmjr25]

His belly ate his legs.

Well placed rope.

Tub has no plumbing.

GILF? Maybe GGILF.

 

[StevenK]

Damn those are some ghostly pictures

 

[madmanjock]

When looking for a dog sitter for an upcoming holiday I was surprised by how much people want to charge to keep my dog alive for a few days.

Make a booking.com / airbnb for dog and cat kennels and pet sitters. Probably already exists, but if not - you’re welcome.