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Bit like Hitler then?
Minus shooting myself, yeah. Sounds fine.
Bit like Hitler then?
Been there, done that. Doesn't live up to the hype, trust me.I believe it was Aristotle that told Alexander the Great that when he died that instead of some disgusting monument to ego in the form of a great tomb or statue in his memory he would prefer to just be thrown over the wall of the city naked and let the wolves and vultures have at his corpse.
I always liked that.
graves are temporary. I'm getting dusted and infused into plastic. That way I am eternal.... because no one actually recycles plastic.
You could get yourself vaccum formed into a PlayStation or Xbox. Think of the irony.
I wonder if there is some legal matter regarding this.Consoles? Turn me into a dildo. Hopefully i’d be purchased by a non-hideous woman.
But that could be a good business. Turn your dead spouse into a sex toy so you can continue fucking after they are dead. I am filled with million dollar ideas like this.
Yeah. I could see you as a dildo.... @CORY can we change neo_moe's handle to "Rampant_Rabbit", with the custom rank - "Built to please" please?Consoles? Turn me into a dildo. Hopefully i’d be purchased by a non-hideous woman.
But that could be a good business. Turn your dead spouse into a sex toy so you can continue fucking after they are dead. I am filled with million dollar ideas like this.
...or this might happen...Consoles? Turn me into a dildo. Hopefully i’d be purchased by a non-hideous woman.
But that could be a good business. Turn your dead spouse into a sex toy so you can continue fucking after they are dead. I am filled with million dollar ideas like this.
Confirmed. basic want's to know who's gay.i don't like this trend of saying "partner" instead of wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend
i don't like this trend of saying "partner" instead of wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend
Or handi don't like this trend of saying "partner" instead of wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend
So if you have cancer your plan is to spend your last days listing stuff on ebay?Yeah, like most of you, I've amassed a ton of shit over the years, and a lot of it has become quite valuable over time. I feel the same way, and wouldn't want to burden my family with it. I figure when the kids are off to college, I'll have the motivation to sell. And if something happens before then, like cancer or something along those lines, I would sell it all as well. I wouldn't want to leave them with all of that stuff.
It's just the thought of going through everything and selling online with the packaging and mailing and all of that, ugh, what a nightmare. I'll need the motivation to bother with it. But as far as sentimental attachment and that kind of thing, there's not a lot that I'm tied to, so apart from the hassle of it, the idea of selling doesn't bother me.
Salvation Army propaganda.
Hm. Well, now that I think about it, I'd probably just put it all out by the curb for trash collection at that point. I think I'd buy a plane ticket to San Diego, get a rental car and drive to Tijuana where I'd do a ton of blow and do unspeakable things with Latin hookers. Ha!So if you have cancer your plan is to spend your last days listing stuff on ebay?
I've noticed that gay couples are more likely to call their SO husband/wife and straight couples say partner or spouse.i don't like this trend of saying "partner" instead of wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend
i mean, i don't actually care. it was just weird that some people that i know started using the term in place of girlfriend/boyfriend or whatever when they have never done so before..I've noticed that gay couples are more likely to call their SO husband/wife and straight couples say partner or spouse.
Pretty much the inverse of how it used to be.
It's just because we're all old nowi mean, i don't actually care. it was just weird that some people that i know started using the term in place of girlfriend/boyfriend or whatever when they have never done so before..
Bit too close to home for you, eh?Salvation Army propaganda.