Ali G tackles Pamela Anderson at her dog's wedding... huh?

BBH

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Funny shit.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1509310.html

Ali G rugby tackles Pamela Anderson

Sacha Baron Cohen was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson's bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs' wedding.

The Ali G star was dressed as his other creation, cringe-inducing Kazakhstani TV journalist Borat, when he pulled the stunt.

Cohen, 33, in trunks, leather jacket and Village People-style cap, emerged from the surf on an inflatable turtle.

His rugby tackle sent Pammie, 38, hurtling to the sand on the beach at Malibu, California.

Concerned security men grabbed the comedian and dragged him into the sea.

Pam was presiding over the nuptials of her golden retriever Star to chihuahua Luca.

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I love that look of terror... serves her right for having a wedding for a friggin DOG.
 

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This whole thing makes little to no sense. Starting with the whole dogs and wedding thing. Does having money make you that stupid? Is this what happens when people become famous? They have nothing better to do than watch dogs get married? :oh_no:
 

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Ron McRae said:
Married dogs.....


Ahem.... "In my country their is problem...."

Don't laugh. Dogs are tight. Tight like a man's ahnoos.
 

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This made me actually laugh out loud for a minute.

That look on her face was priceless.
 

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what a crazy dumb bitch.

and wouldnt he be charged with assault? something doesnt smell right.
 

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this is fucking gold, if he really did that and she didn't know, that's priceless, hope she doesn't sue his ass or anything.
 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Ahahahaha, fucking keyboard and a float that says "Thomas the Turtle." Ahahahahahahaha, fucking love that guy.
 

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I hope he didn't catch hepatitis. :crying:


Mark of the Wolves said:
Does having money make you that stupid?

Not necessarily, but Hollywood most certainly does make you that stupid. That, plus Pam had a pretty decent head start on stupidity to begin with.
 

Loopz

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This is hilarious! Some friends of mine and I were just talking about Da Ali G Show last night. I wonder if this'll make it to the show, or if lawsuits will kill the footage.
He's a gaw-damned genius.
 

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BEST.TOPIC.EVAR.
boratownedpam.txt

:buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:

I'm sorry but I just had to do it.



p.s. the Thomas the turtle raft was just wonderful. That made it that much funnier. I'm a huge Ali G/Borat fan and this topic just made my day.
 

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Highlander67 said:
The event was staged and Ali G was paid to perform.
It'll help both of your careers.... (two actors, acting)

-BB
 

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:lol: All I know is is that...

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I WANT TO TITTY FUCK PAM ANDERSON!

...and there's no doubting that ALI G is "Teh Man".

:lol:

GK
 

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Grizzly King said:
:lol: All I know is is that...

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I WANT TO TITTY FUCK PAM ANDERSON!

...and there's no doubting that ALI G is "Teh Man".

:lol:

GK

Dude, whered you get a Lucha mask?
 

Stinky-Dinkins

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Grizzly King said:

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.




Grizzly King said:
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I WANT TO TITTY FUCK PAM ANDERSON!

I was never all that into Pam Anderson, I never got what the big deal about her was. She's built like a skeleton with big, ridiculoso fake tits. She's way too tanned, I saw her on SNL a few years back and she looked like she had alligator skin. Thumbs down.
 

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Stinky-Dinkins said:
I was never all that into Pam Anderson, I never got what the big deal about her was. She's built like a skeleton with big, ridiculoso fake tits. She's way too tanned, I saw her on SNL a few years back and she looked like she had alligator skin. Thumbs down.

I'm not a Pam fan either, but I like those tits fake or not. I'd like to Butthole punch her too. Though I'd have rather balled Anna Nicole Smith when she was still a bit plumper during her TV show.

Gk
 
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