Ooh, that WIn 95 story reminds me of when me and a couple other kids found out how to get into the Win2000 network admin account and abuse the shutdown -e ( or was it -i ?) feature in the cmd. I was able to decipher exactly which computer was which in any classroom in the building based on the naming convention of the machines on the list.
It was most especially fun in Photoshop class, for suckers who neglected to save their work.
Also, one time I sold a kid melatonin, like 5 pills, and told him it was "crazy good shit" and when he insisted on what it was, I told him that he's a pussy if he doesn't take themj all & find out, so he did. He got yelled at for being unable to stay awake, it was so funny. Now that I think about it, if it were oxyconton or sometihng, he could have been seriously injured, or died. Oh well!