Citizen Superhero 'Phoenix Jones' [BUMP: post 36]

sp3ctr3

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When I read the following I realised that he's an idiot.

"I think my arrest and de-masking was more of an attempt to get me to stop patrolling than to actively seek justice," Jones said. "I want everyone to know that I have no intention of stopping."

Everyone knows his real identity now. If he messes with the wrong people they know where he and his family lives. Too bad he lost his job though. Will be hard for him to find another these days.
 

LoneSage

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He's a teacher for autistic kids?

If this were a dramatic movie his girlfriend would start shaking him, yelling, "DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE ALREADY A HERO WITHOUT THE COSTUME?"

someone co-sign me on that
 

Poonman

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"PHOENIX, THESE KIDS NEED YOU,

I

NEED

YOU

IF I LOSE YOU TOO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DOOOOO"
 

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As retarded as this guy is, I did like his retort regarding police use of pepper spray on the protesters.
 

Poonman

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I should be a writer.
Hey, I came up with a sitcom idea and wrote a script for the pilot episode. Wanna hear some lines?

The show is called "Suddenly Shooting David" It's about a sitcom cameraman who works on the side as a hitman.
<Shot before a live studio audience>

Opening scene in a kitchen:

David's wife: David, did you eat all the icecream AGAIN??

David: No.

Audience: Roaring laughter and adulation

David: (grabs knife from counter and starts cutting off his own penis)

David's wife: Oh no you di'int, I just had the floor waxed!


Once I'm done with this, I could probably get to work with you on that Phoenix Jones script.

I already got a killer line from one of his students played by Canadas own Corky:

Pheenix-derp, you help my words so good, dey should call you PHONICS JONES HERK DERP BLOOP
corky.jpg



Inspirational and a real jerker.
 
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LoneSage

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The video's well done, too bad the mustache isn't. And his face.
 

SNKorSWM

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I'd totally watch the movie, if they ever make one, that is.
 

aria

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Phoenix Jones is back and knocking fools out! The actual fighting starts at 6:41.

It should be noted that "mutual combat", like weed and gay marriage, is apparently legal in the state of Washington.

[link for those without flash]
 

xb74

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I don't get it.

So mutual combat reaches a definite end. Fine (why do cops referee this BTW?).

Why is it then permitted for one or more people to create a ruckus in public after the fact, as if everybody then gets a free pass.

Could somebody enlighten me on the finer points of this situation. Please.
 

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Don't think Phoenix jones can stop a bullet. Only a matter of time before he approaches someone who's carrying
 

SPINMASTER X

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He fuckin ate his legs up didn't he? He took some direct shots straight to the legs. I bet he felt that the next morning.
 

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He fuckin ate his legs up didn't he? He took some direct shots straight to the legs. I bet he felt that the next morning.

Fuck yeah man, Phoenix has good legwork. As soon as he started moving around like that I knew the other guy was fucked.
 

sp3ctr3

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So he stopped wearing a mask? Also see that he's got a couple of super friends now.
 

RBjakeSpecial

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Those were some great leg kicks. 'Mutual Combat' could turn deadly REAL quick if it got to the ground on cement.

Cops were probably enjoying the show. Best call they had all night guaranteed.

I'm from Seattle, had no idea about 'Mutual Combat'. Amazing.
 
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