Games that left you wanting to never return

2Heed

Krauser's Henchman
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Discworld will forever be the game that nearly turned me off the point-click-genre. This POS was an absolute chore to grind through.

The puzzles were mostly moon logic, the conversations with NPCs went on forever, "That Doesn't Work" will be ingrained in your brain when trying (and inevitably failing) to solve a puzzle, the terrible animation, and did I mention the NPC conversations that go on forever?

I appreciate Eric Idle's voice acting, and nods to the books the game's universe derives from, but this game was an absolute garbage fire. The PS version ate up an ungodly amount of space on the memory card, too. I've heard Discworld II and Discworld Noir are good, but this one soured me on the whole franchise.

Bruce Lee for Xbox was also a gargantuan turd. People forget just how prominent it was in Xbox's marketing before release, which came after several delays. It should have been delayed forever. I could physically feel myself aging, however incrementally it was, while playing it.

I even overheard a Gamestop employee talk a customer out of buying it. He said that if Bruce Lee was still alive, he'd beat himself up over how bad it was.
 

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The Almighty Bunghole
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Discworld will forever be the game that nearly turned me off the point-click-genre. This POS was an absolute chore to grind through.

The puzzles were mostly moon logic, the conversations with NPCs went on forever, "That Doesn't Work" will be ingrained in your brain when trying (and inevitably failing) to solve a puzzle, the terrible animation, and did I mention the NPC conversations that go on forever?

I appreciate Eric Idle's voice acting, and nods to the books the game's universe derives from, but this game was an absolute garbage fire. The PS version ate up an ungodly amount of space on the memory card, too. I've heard Discworld II and Discworld Noir are good, but this one soured me on the whole franchise.

Bruce Lee for Xbox was also a gargantuan turd. People forget just how prominent it was in Xbox's marketing before release, which came after several delays. It should have been delayed forever. I could physically feel myself aging, however incrementally it was, while playing it.

I even overheard a Gamestop employee talk a customer out of buying it. He said that if Bruce Lee was still alive, he'd beat himself up over how bad it was.
Shit, thank you for helping me avoid discworld. It has been on my list to play for a long time now because ive read all the discworld books. Ill go ahead and just play the second one or noir when i get the urge for a point and click.
 

Moob Butter

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I agree the puzzles were sometimes obtuse, but I had a lot of fun with the humour and story in Discworld 1. Not sure I’d bother replaying it in 2024, and if I was playing it first time I’d probably use a strategy guide.

Broken Sword I found pretty boring and never finished, but I did manage to see the end of Discworld as a kid.
 

2Heed

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Sounds like maybe i should just find a playthrough of discworld 1 on YT and watch it
I'd *definitely* recommend doing it that way! When it came out the internet was still something of a luxury. I never would have beaten it without going to my friend's house and scribbling down notes from the walkthrough online. Since it was something of an obscure game, I never found any strategy guide for it, either.

Interacting with characters is gimmicky; you select the mood you want your character to have (goofy, angry, etc) to trigger a conversation with them. Because the puzzles and direction can be challenging, to put it mildly, you waste time talking to every NPC numerous times using each mood to glean as much information as you can from them. It's a total chore without internet access or a guidebook, and 90% of these conversations go nowhere.
 

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The Almighty Bunghole
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Shenmue 2. Fuck that game and fuck shenmue.
You know weirdly i made it really far in shenmue 2 the one time i played it as a kid on xbox and was really enjoying it, but even with a strategy guide shenmue 1 is impossible for me to get into whatsoever. Fucking be here at this place between these hours to talk to grandma about whatever. Fuck that shit and i have no idea how youre supposed to know what to do most of the time.
 

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Batman
Elevator Action
Donkey Kong Country
 

GutsDozer

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Tekken 8. What a pile of dissapointing crap.
 
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