I'm an open book really and don't care,
The house has at least 4 (small!) bedrooms, 3 on my (ground) floor and one or more upstairs. I just moved in and haven't had a reason to go up the staircase yet. It's an OLD house, it's southern California and this fucking thing literally has a cellar, which is like martian-moon-man shit to me.
Like I said rents have become crisis-level here, but I have yet to give up and go move to some shitty desert town with homogenous culture that will bore me to death.
I am still holding out for a good life, tbh.