Happy Methday Xavier!

terry.330

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At this very moment he’s on his hands and knees desperately scrounging through the rancid carpet of an interstate motel room looking for the last morsel of crack he thinks he might have dropped at some point during the last 72 hour bender.

May the sun shine a glorious sliver of light through the cum stained curtains and guide him to that hidden crack rock like the staff of Ra on this most special day.
 

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Muthafucka has a MBA as well. So, at some point, he had some level of English, and possibly reality, or maybe that's too far.

HBD Xavier. I hope you're not dead. Lay off the meth. Well, since it's your birthday so maybe... a little crack won't hurt you.

You know what harmless 'tard I do miss? M - I hope you're building legos in the sky. Assumed RIP, I know he didn't have the best of health.
 

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At this very moment he’s on his hands and knees desperately scrounging through the rancid carpet of an interstate motel room looking for the last morsel of crack he thinks he might have dropped at some point during the last 72 hour bender.

May the sun shine a glorious sliver of light through the cum stained curtains and guide him to that hidden crack rock like the staff of Ra on this most special day.
like the staff of Ra

jfc :LOL:
 

Xavier

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Lol, he got banned for doxing @BeefJerky. So, he won't even see this.

Jon
I didn't DOX Beef, I don't see how it could be taken that way.
I blacked out names.

Going over the RV with a fine tooth comb right now so I can go hang in The Grand Canyon till after Armageddon blows over.
I don't believe I'll be lucky enough to be raptured.

Nothing ever came about with that lady I was talking about previously.
I saw her several times recently, she drove by and screamed "You never did get this pussy did you loser?"
So I tried talking to her in person, texting, emails and PM's.
I even tried making up an emergency that I needed her help with but was really just trying to buy her dinner.

She told me I was bad her her mental health and I was "Instantly blocked" from all methods of communication but it wasn't really true
because these days they have check marks, green lights, and it'll say something like your message did not go through or was rejected.
Doesn't matter anyways because she never wrote back.

Well that's not totally what happened but close enough for you CHUDS.

That's about it, still trying to form a resistance but it's mostly just brought disappointment.
 
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Nothing ever came about with that lady I was talking about previously.
I saw her several times recently, she drove by and screamed "You never did get this pussy did you loser?"
So I tried talking to her in person, texting, emails and PM's.
I even tried making up an emergency that I needed her help with but was really just trying to buy her dinner.

Why would you post this “I was a massive creep” stuff here, do you have no self awareness or do you just like being metaphorically kicked in the balls by people online? I pity you.
 

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Why would you post this “I was a massive creep” stuff here, do you have no self awareness or do you just like being metaphorically kicked in the balls by people online? I pity you.
I don't care.

This whole board needs an enema!🃏
Y'all have ass-burgers.

One guy here who's been laid twice wants to give me crap because I haven't had sex in a few years and a 45 year who's never had a real job in his life wants to screw with me about work ethic and you want to talk about self awareness. :ROFLMAO:

I'm just having fun, it's a joke not my cock.
Don't take it so hard.

THe intenetz/serious business
 

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I don't care.

This whole board needs an enema!🃏
Y'all have ass-burgers.

One guy here who's been laid twice wants to give me crap because I haven't had sex in a few years and a 45 year who's never had a real job in his life wants to screw with me about work ethic and you want to talk about self awareness. :ROFLMAO:

I'm just having fun, it's a joke not my cock.
Don't take it so hard.

THe intenetz/serious business
@HornheaDD more sload misdirection!
 

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I don't care.

This whole board needs an enema!🃏
Y'all have ass-burgers.

One guy here who's been laid twice wants to give me crap because I haven't had sex in a few years and a 45 year who's never had a real job in his life wants to screw with me about work ethic and you want to talk about self awareness. :ROFLMAO:

I'm just having fun, it's a joke not my cock.
Don't take it so hard.

THe intenetz/serious business
Never leave, be a part of the enema
 

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I didn't DOX Beef, I don't see how it could be taken that way.
I blacked out names.

Going over the RV with a fine tooth comb right now so I can go hang in The Grand Canyon till after Armageddon blows over.
I don't believe I'll be lucky enough to be raptured.

Nothing ever came about with that lady I was talking about previously.
I saw her several times recently, she drove by and screamed "You never did get this pussy did you loser?"
So I tried talking to her in person, texting, emails and PM's.
I even tried making up an emergency that I needed her help with but was really just trying to buy her dinner.

She told me I was bad her her mental health and I was "Instantly blocked" from all methods of communication but it wasn't really true
because these days they have check marks, green lights, and it'll say something like your message did not go through or was rejected.
Doesn't matter anyways because she never wrote back.

Well that's not totally what happened but close enough for you CHUDS.

That's about it, still trying to form a resistance but it's mostly just brought disappointment.
that woman clearly was onto something
 

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Jeebus, Xavier, you crazy bastard. Most of us told you to stop stalking that woman, but you never listen.

That's about it, still trying to form a resistance but it's mostly just brought disappointment.
I don't know what this means. Do I want to though? Are you trying to start a cult?

Damnit, Xavier. Take your effing schizo meds, and stop trying to start a cult. Stalking women, making bunkers in the grand canyon and starting cults can only lead to bad things for you and society in general.
 
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