Lemony Vengeance
Mitt Romney's Hairdresser,
- Joined
- Jan 30, 2012
- Posts
- 4,204
How's everyone doing?
Q: What is funny but not true?
A: The Holocaust
Q: What is funny but not true?
A: The Holocaust
Meh.
You know what’s super funny though? Nordic tattoos. White nationalists in SPb get them not realizing how gay it looks to an outsider. It’s almost like white nationalism in your region is secretly about being fags.
You should laugh. That’s funny.
Q: What's long, green, and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the Frog's finger.
One of my female coworkers told me that gem years ago!
One morning a man wakes up and hears a voice in his head
The voice says, "Sell your house, quit your job, take the money to Vegas."
As he brushes his teeth, "Sell your house, quit your job, take the money to Vegas."
As he drives to work, "Sell your house, quit your job, take the money to Vegas."
All day, over and over again as he sits at his desk, "Sell your house, quit your job, take the money to Vegas."
After several days of it, the man can take no more.
He quits his job
He sells his house.
He gets on a plane to Vegas
As soon as the plane lands, the voice returns, "Get to the Bellagio"
He goes to the Bellagio.
The voice says, "Get to the roulette table."
He gets to the roulette table.
The voice say, "Bet every dime you have on 12 red."
He bets it all on red.
It comes up black
The voice in his head says, "FUCK!"
Q: What's long, green, and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the Frog's finger.
One of my female coworkers told me that gem years ago!
I never, ever make jokes at work out of fear of someone else getting offended and reporting it to a higher-up.
I guess, in that sense, I am the joke.
I never, ever make jokes at work out of fear of someone else getting offended and reporting it to a higher-up.
I guess, in that sense, I am the joke.
Mohels work for tips.