Lisa Marie Presley dead at 54.

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[LoneSage]

Bob Newhart is on my deadpool.

 

[Arcademan]

Bob Newhart is on my deadpool.

Bob Barker and Dick Van Dyke are way up on the totem pole

 

[mainman]

Bob Barker and Dick Van Dyke are way up on the totem pole

How dare you mention Bob Barker

 

[StevenK]

Lisa Marie Presley's mother contests the will, that was due to go to her children.

With a family like that she's better off dead.

 

[max 330 mega]

Wills are gay

 

[StevenK]

All the royals seems a bit gay tbf

 

[Lagduf]

All the royals seems a bit gay tbf

Does this mean I have a chance with Kate Middleton?

 

[StevenK]

Does this mean I have a chance with Kate Middleton?

If you took the knee you might be able to get a whiff of her vag.

 

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As far as musicians go, Willie Nelson appears to be the front runner. Death has tried, but, he usually gets so high every time he approaches Willie, from the cloud of secondhand weed smoke, that he forgets what he was even supposed to do.

 

[StevenK]

As far as musicians go, Willie Nelson appears to be the front runner. Death has tried, but, he usually gets so high every time he approaches Willie, from the cloud of secondhand weed smoke, that he forgets what he was even supposed to do.

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Where did you get that from, teletext?

 

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Grim Reaper's cellphone screen while he was busy stealing the GILF I was trying to hit on. I got cockblocked by Death. There's never a Belmont around when you need them...

 

[Lagduf]

No one will cry when Roger Waters goes.

 

[StevenK]

Gary Glitter is 78, where's he on the list?

 

[100proof]

Gary's on a different list.

 

[SouthtownKid]

Hard to wrap my head around Tina Turner being 83. She kind of froze in time for me around Thunderdome.

Then there are others where I have the opposite reaction. Like Iggy Pop who seemed 50 when he was in his 20s.

Also, it's funny how they left Keith Richards off the list, as if they were afraid he might die in the time between typing and hitting send.

 

[theMot]

No one will cry when Roger Waters goes.

I will.

 

[theMot]

Where’s Huey Lewis? That dude was born 41 years old. Still looks 41 years old.

 

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