LOL FLORIDA! (Post Florida news here)

ggallegos1

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Wasn't Florida doing some kind of drug that made people bite and try to eat strangers?
 
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ggallegos1 said:
Wasn't Florida doing some kind of drug that made people bite and try to eat strangers?
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They were ingesting bath salts. Unfortunately, it's been happening everywhere and not just in Florida. Had we contained that shit in Florida, we could take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...




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Say what you want about Florida... Right now it's 75 degrees and I'm sitting out by my pool. Living here is pretty damn great.
 
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wyo_vr4 said:
Say what you want about Florida... Right now it's 75 degrees and I'm sitting out by my pool. Living here is pretty damn great.
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Nobody will ever believe us when we say that.
 
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I think the bad rap FL gets though is half due to crazy people who come from other states on vacation or move here. People move to FL to get away from something thinking things will be better down here then get caught up in the same problems or lifestyles they had before they came to FL. It's also pretty easy to get drugs here, especially prescription drugs so the crazy person from Michigan, Ohio, NY or whatever other crappy northern state that moved here binges and does stupid shit like bite peoples faces off under the highway.
 
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PunkicCyborg said:
I think the bad rap FL gets though is half due to crazy people who come from other states on vacation or move here. People move to FL to get away from something thinking things will be better down here then get caught up in the same problems or lifestyles they had before they came to FL. It's also pretty easy to get drugs here, especially prescription drugs so the crazy person from Michigan, Ohio, NY or whatever other crappy northern state that moved here binges and does stupid shit like bite peoples faces off under the highway.
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Yes, that is exactly it.

Second Chance state.
 
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Ain't nothin' comes in between she and her McFlurries. XD
 
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Anybody got a link that explains why she went on that rampage in the first place, why was she in her birthday suit? Was she a meth-head?
 
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no drugs just issues [some other forum]

Sandra Suarez, 41 caused more than $10,000 in damage.[abc news]
 
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Karou said:
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no drugs just issues [some other forum]

Sandra Suarez, 41 caused more than $10,000 in damage.[abc news]
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I would have let her suck my dick. It would have prevented this whole mess.
 
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Ultimo CuloTubo said:
I would have let her suck my dick. It would have prevented this whole mess.
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Meh, at that age and with being so batshit crazy she'd probably bite it off, balls and all. You don't need that bro. Haha.
 
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Never stick your dick in crazy. Bibs could probably relate...
 
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