LOL FLORIDA! (Post Florida news here)

[Karou]

from a few years ago but maybe is just now public? http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=23189582&sid=81

just murdered your parents house party ruins friends life.

 

[SNKorSWM]

Never said I'd fuck her, I'd just let her suck on my dick a little bit.

The fact is that she could produce DNA proof, doesn't matter if it comes from her mouth or her vag.

 

[ki_atsushi]

The fact is that she could produce DNA proof, doesn't matter if it comes from her mouth or her vag.

What are you babbling on about?

 

[El Maricon Loco]

What are you babbling on about?

SNKorSWM is the stealth Andy Kaufman of these forums.

 

[Pope Sazae]

SNKorSWM is the stealth Andy Kaufman of these forums.

He is secretly from Florida

 

[SNKorSWM]

He is secretly from Florida

 

[FAT$TACKS]

I'll just leave this here.


http://www.clickorlando.com/news/fl...r-so-he-could-play-xbox-deputies-say/25549312

 

[Phyeir]

I'll just leave this here.


http://www.clickorlando.com/news/fl...r-so-he-could-play-xbox-deputies-say/25549312

What's freaky about reading that article... I took the day off to watch my son and in between playing with him and having his shows on, I've been gaming and just started watching Fringe on Netflix.

My son is alive and kicking though. Literally, he's teething and very fussy.

 

[SNKorSWM]

Quick! Somebody call Jack Thompson.

 

[PunkicCyborg]

I'll just leave this here.


http://www.clickorlando.com/news/fl...r-so-he-could-play-xbox-deputies-say/25549312

note that he had just moved to fl if that redeems my state a little

 

[wyo]

Not many LOLs from the last few stories...

 

[OMFG]

http://m.clickorlando.com/news/edward-cocaine-arrested-for-xanax-possession/25553958

 

[SNKorSWM]

Well, it's pretty much a given that everybody will remember his name.

 

[PunkicCyborg]

is it all the Cubans fault?

YES



drunk florida man tries to use taco as id

 

[lithy]

http://gawker.com/florida-couple-might-have-been-having-sex-during-deadly-1573456793/+jasontorch

 

[SNKorSWM]

Well, he's alive because he had air bag substitutes. His wife was not so lucky.

 

[FAT$TACKS]

http://trend-junky.com/1125/creepiest-mugshots/5/

 

[SNKorSWM]

Wow. This isn't CG!?

 

[cdamm]

buy used car in florida, get a phone filled with child porn.

http://carbuying.jalopnik.com/flori...f-child-porn-after-buying-1613413346/+pgeorge

 

[ki_atsushi]

Gah.

If I was the new car owner I'd burn that fucking thing. I couldn't even get in it knowing that some disgusting fuck sat in the driver's seat for X amount of years.

 

[GregN]

Bring briefcase, meet at midnight.

 

[SNKorSWM]

Is there a "Free candy" sign on the other side of that car?

 

[cdamm]

happened in louisiana. but it sounds like florida.

http://gawker.com/woman-left-kids-in-car-to-blow-boyfriend-in-walmart-par-1612866292/+cushac

 

[SNKorSWM]

Who actually name their kid Princess? XD

 

[Karou]

happened in louisiana. but it sounds like florida.

http://gawker.com/woman-left-kids-in-car-to-blow-boyfriend-in-walmart-par-1612866292/+cushac

imho a 7 year should be able to chill in the car and keep the other calm(change diaper do 5 yr olds still have diapers? I don't think they should right?), too bad that she's getting punished because they would be likely to get kidnapped? its not like they are going to die from it unless they were malnourished and beaten or something beforehand? sure theres supervisors at school and whatever but they could wander off or get snatched up just as easily at some point of the day there just as easily? not a big deal, certainly doesn't warrant punishment, would be better to make kids wait in the car than also be in the store.