Movie opinions thread (what have you seen, what did you think?)

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China O'Brien 2 - low budget sequel, made back-to-back with the original.

Set after the events of the first film, this sees an escaped from prison drug lord descend with his goons on China's sleepy backwater town to take revenge on one of the residents - who happened to sell him out to the feds. Cue lots of fights and people getting shot.

Cynthia Rothrock is solid as the titular China O'Brien, but this is a weak sequel. let down by its low budget, lacklustre direction, and a poor villain. There are some good fight scenes, but the main bad guy is so weak he and China never actually meet/fight.

The first China O'Brien was quite entertaining, but Rothrock deserves better than this.
 

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Civil War

I saw this in theaters and still think it’s great, though a bit misunderstood — and rightly so, I supposed. It’s much more about photojournalism than a civil war. The war and strife is just the backdrop for portraying these fame and adrenaline junkies.
 

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Sorcerer - William Friedkin's awesome adaptation of The Wages of Fear starring Roy Scheider.

Not much to add to this that Terry didn't already cover a few pages back - the new Criterion 4K offers an excellent transfer that breathes new life into this oft overlooked 70s masterpiece.

Probably my favorite Friedkin picture.
 

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Mechanical Violator Hakaider- 90’s dystopian tokusatsu action schlock. I’m not familiar with Kikaider but somehow I don’t think that would make much of a difference because this shit is nuts. There’s robots and angels and motorcycles and a magic shotgun. Hakaider is a robot and a human and also maybe a knight. I dunno. It’s super cheesy but also really grim and grimy. Tons of atmosphere and style despite the obviously limited budget. Lots of motorcycle stunts and hokey action. If you’ve seen the live action Zeiram movies this is in line with those as it’s the same director. Overall it’s pretty awesome.
 

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The Vikings (1958)-Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, Ernest Borgnine and Janet Leigh in a golden age Hollywood adaptation of the 1951 novel by Edison Marshall.

Within 2 hours, the film manages to execute on a grounded political costume drama where there are no clear heroes, only victims of circumstance with conflicting goals that are sometimes in opposition to one another and sometimes aligning to a common cause. I tried to encapsulate this in a paragraph or two but the story is simply so dense with intrigues, hidden plots, secrets and character complexities that many films from today's era can only dream of effectively portraying on the screen.

This was one of those films a few of my friends in our high school gaming group would mention now and again but I never took the time to watch because it was 'old' and I was more into mecha anime than anything else, and I felt those guys were slumming it with typical fantasy fare while I was going outside the norms of the genre so I didn't really take their opinion on anything seriously, and I didn't want to look at old cinema with cheesy music and theatricalities at the time.

Now I would say it's an essential cinema viewing experience. The film is remarkable not only for how it omits the simple heroics of the pablum of the day but also for how much it trusts its audience to understand its emotional subtleties and the undercurrents of its various subtexts. There is one scene in particular where the message is clearly 'blood will tell', no words are spoken but the moment shared between Tony Curtis's escaped slave Eric and Ernest Borgnine's Ragnar Lodbrok is unmistakable in its intentions. Just a knowing, silent exchange followed by a lingering pause on Borgnine's face before he gives the warmest smile in the coldest of circumstances and then goes to meet his fate, whatever that may be.

Like Dragonslayer and Ivanhoe, I have to believe that The Vikings influenced GRRM's creative process. It isn't interested in spoon feeding the audience the message, but simply tells a story about violent people caught up in their own dueling ambitions. There are things to admire about each of them and there are things that one could criticize them for, Leigh's Morgana and Curtis's Eric being the sole possible exceptions since, of all the cast, they are the only two that could rightly be classified as being too much on the receiving end of the harsh cruelties of the viking era. It subverts tropes and tells a far more complex story than I was expecting it to.

The cast is great, making the most of this era of cinema where productions were still mostly shooting as though film was just stage drama on celluloid. The first time you meet any of these characters, you think you're going to get an antiquated performance out of them but within a few minutes you should find yourself warming to this cast and its dramatis personae. This film made me appreciate Tarantino's frustration at the loss of the 'Hollywood epic'. This movie, produced today, would be soulless and mostly computer generated not out of an effort to produce the best possible film but to save money and cut corners. It would also be ashamed of itself for being what it is in the modern era and would labor to please the suits and their fake social virtue, when it should be proud, threatening and transgressive.

It should also be said that if you've ever watched any of the various and sundry Viking TV or film productions since this movie was made (I believe it may have been the first major historical fictional drama of its kind), then you will clearly see how The Vikings has influenced everything that came after it. Whether you're a student of cinema and cinematic history or just someone who likes to occasionally catch an old film, you should find somethinig to like about The Vikings.

Oh, and Janet Leigh can totally get it.

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4 out of 5
 
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Mechanical Violator Hakaider- 90’s dystopian tokusatsu action schlock. I’m not familiar with Kikaider but somehow I don’t think that would make much of a difference because this shit is nuts. There’s robots and angels and motorcycles and a magic shotgun. Hakaider is a robot and a human and also maybe a knight. I dunno. It’s super cheesy but also really grim and grimy. Tons of atmosphere and style despite the obviously limited budget. Lots of motorcycle stunts and hokey action. If you’ve seen the live action Zeiram movies this is in line with those as it’s the same director. Overall it’s pretty awesome.
Yes. Love this movie. I got it in a three pack of tokusatsu movies.
 

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Anyone going to see Weapons?

Yeah, that's my wheelhouse.

Weapons - New horror movie (with comedy elements) from Zach Cregger of WKUK fame. An entire classroom of children save for one disappear into the night (at 2:17am) and the movie is the police, townsfolk and the class's teacher dealing with the aftermath and desperately trying to solve the mystery. If you have any patience for spoopy movies and slight weirdness, I'd recommend it.

Can't really talk too much about the plot without spoiling it but it's a movie told out of order similarly to Pulp Fiction, it has a couple of jumpscares, has a couple of great gore scenes and it ends in a way that is completely bonkers. Some people might be overselling it but it's very creative, has really good character writing (way better than a movie like this typically would have) and ends in a way that's going to turn some people off but is fitting with the tone of the rest of the movie (largely realistic with moments of eccentric weirdness). It definitely fits in with Barbarian for those who saw that but it sticks the landing way better and the tonal shifts are handled much more gracefully.

Really enjoyed the way the movie was told (basically telling the story through overlapping vignettes from different characters' perspectives). I liked that they give you just enough information about the witch (?) to understand the story but don't overexplain it. More than anything, I enjoy that the movie presents the central mystery like a true crime documentary with people desperately trying to connect the dots and it turns out the answer is fairly mundane (by horror movie standards). I think some people will be turned off by Aunt Gladys as the villain as she's more than a little goofy and her demise is downright ridiculous. This is what "elevated horror" should be: not pretentious prattling about the nature of grief or race relations... just a well-written, well-acted movie that builds great tension and releases it in ways that don't insult the audience. It's not perfect by any stretch but it's well worth watching.
 

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Weapons had one of my favorite final scenes/endings in a Horror movie in a long time.
 

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The Vikings (1958)-Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, Ernest Borgnine and Janet Leigh in a golden age Hollywood adaptation of the 1951 novel by Edison Marshall.

Within 2 hours, the film manages to execute on a grounded political costume drama where there are no clear heroes, only victims of circumstance with conflicting goals that are sometimes in opposition to one another and sometimes aligning to a common cause. I tried to encapsulate this in a paragraph or two but the story is simply so dense with intrigues, hidden plots, secrets and character complexities that many films from today's era can only dream of effectively portraying on the screen.

This was one of those films a few of my friends in our high school gaming group would mention now and again but I never took the time to watch because it was 'old' and I was more into mecha anime than anything else, and I felt those guys were slumming it with typical fantasy fare while I was going outside the norms of the genre so I didn't really take their opinion on anything seriously, and I didn't want to look at old cinema with cheesy music and theatricalities at the time.

Now I would say it's an essential cinema viewing experience. The film is remarkable not only for how it omits the simple heroics of the pablum of the day but also for how much it trusts its audience to understand its emotional subtleties and the undercurrents of its various subtexts. There is one scene in particular where the message is clearly 'blood will tell', no words are spoken but the moment shared between Tony Curtis's escaped slave Eric and Ernest Borgnine's Ragnar Lodbrok is unmistakable in its intentions. Just a knowing, silent exchange followed by a lingering pause on Borgnine's face before he gives the warmest smile in the coldest of circumstances and then goes to meet his fate, whatever that may be.

Like Dragonslayer and Ivanhoe, I have to believe that The Vikings influenced GRRM's creative process. It isn't interested in spoon feeding the audience the message, but simply tells a story about violent people caught up in their own dueling ambitions. There are things to admire about each of them and there are things that one could criticize them for, Leigh's Morgana and Curtis's Eric being the sole possible exceptions since, of all the cast, they are the only two that could rightly be classified as being too much on the receiving end of the harsh cruelties of the viking era. It subverts tropes and tells a far more complex story than I was expecting it to.

The cast is great, making the most of this era of cinema where productions were still mostly shooting as though film was just stage drama on celluloid. The first time you meet any of these characters, you think you're going to get an antiquated performance out of them but within a few minutes you should find yourself warming to this cast and its dramatis personae. This film made me appreciate Tarantino's frustration at the loss of the 'Hollywood epic'. This movie, produced today, would be soulless and mostly computer generated not out of an effort to produce the best possible film but to save money and cut corners. It would also be ashamed of itself for being what it is in the modern era and would labor to please the suits and their fake social virtue, when it should be proud, threatening and transgressive.

It should also be said that if you've ever watched any of the various and sundry Viking TV or film productions since this movie was made (I believe it may have been the first major historical fictional drama of its kind), then you will clearly see how The Vikings has influenced everything that came after it. Whether you're a student of cinema and cinematic history or just someone who likes to occasionally catch an old film, you should find somethinig to like about The Vikings.

Oh, and Janet Leigh can totally get it.

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4 out of 5
We all know what you were really liking the look of in that picture
 

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Funny how out of the two of us, you were the only one that even noticed it.
 

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Return of the Jedi - the third part of the original trilogy starts with the young man rescuing his friends from Kevin James, who is holding them hostage in his beach front property.

After strangling James and blowing his shit up, the young man goes back to see the Green Goblin's great great great great great great great uncle, only to find him close to death. Elsewhere, Han and Leia join up with a band of anarchists who decide they want to fuck up the gimp's latest battle station.

To destroy the space station the anarchists learn they need to disable a force field being projected by a nearby planet. Han, Leia and the young man go to the planet only to find it populated by rabid care bear rejects. The young man goes off to face the gimp and his master, while Han and Leia use the care bears as cannon fodder and destroy the force field.

Ultimately, the young man smashes the gimp's paedophile ring, killing the master ring leader and burning the gimp in a pagan ritual on a bonfire.

It's a bit like All Dogs Go To Heaven, but a psychological thriller.
 

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Beau is Afraid- The definition of self indulgent. Ari Aster made a 3 hour movie for himself, a very well made and creative movie with excellent performances but still. 6/10, would be a 5/10 but naked Parker Posey bumps it up a point.
 
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Return of the Living Dead - horror comedy from Dan O'Bannon (Alien/Lifeforce) about the dead coming back to life following an accident that releases a toxic chemical into the atmosphere.

Doesn't take itself seriously, everyone is hamming it up, and there's some pretty good make-up effects. Surprisingly gore light for a zombie flick, this is another 80s cult classic.
 

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Beau is Afraid- The definition of self indulgent. Ari Aster made a 3 hour movie for himself, a very well made and creative movie with excellent performances but still. 6/10, would be a 5/10 but naked Parker Posey bumps it up a point.
Fair. I’d give it a 7+1.
 

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Return of the Living Dead - horror comedy from Dan O'Bannon (Alien/Lifeforce) about the dead coming back to life following an accident that releases a toxic chemical into the atmosphere.

Doesn't take itself seriously, everyone is hamming it up, and there's some pretty good make-up effects. Surprisingly gore light for a zombie flick, this is another 80s cult classic.
One of my favorite movies ever. The wife and I could, at one point, recite the film back and forth to one another as a kind of game. One of us would say a line, the other would say the next line. My best friend Jake (RIP) would often join in on it as well. Marvelous flick.
 

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Featuring B-movie scream queen goddess Linnea Quigley as Trash.


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Apparently she's crowdfunding a sequel. Trash's Revenge or something. Apparently Russo's house is giving her a hard time about it.

Not that it matters. I'm sure it'll be.....TRASH!
 

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Apparently she's crowdfunding a sequel. Trash's Revenge or something. Apparently Russo's house is giving her a hard time about it.

Not that it matters. I'm sure it'll be.....TRASH!

I've seen so many similar crowd-funding stunts. They're cash-grabs that lead to nothing. Won't ever see the light of day. It's basically an offering plate passed around with some poor saps thinking something will get made.

Years ago I dropped cash on a Nightmare City remake directed by Tom Savini [lights money on fire] Valuable lesson learned.
 

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I mean....do we really need to see Trash again? Wasn't the first time enough?
 

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The Veronica Mars movie was funded via kickstarter and it ended up being much better than the season 4 revival that Hulu ordered.
 

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I remember seeing a teaser trailer for a ROTLD reboot awhile back and it looked like direct to Tubi garbage. The comments were filled with idiots praising it and asking for a theatrical release. Horror fans are as bad as retro gaming goobs. Crowdfunding obvious garbage, praising the worst most amateur slop as long as it has a recognizable name attached to it. Pretty sad.
 

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40 Acres

Dystopian future, few resources, people have grouped into small farming communities, rednecks turn up attacking them. This felt a lot like a season finale episode of any season of the walking dead, less the zombies. Don't let that put you off, though - think of an early TWD season, when it was still half decent.

Some good shootouts, a few grisly scenes, enjoyable stuff.
 

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There is a ROTLD 2025 reboot supposedly on the way. The trailer looks terrible.
 

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Withnail and I- A pair of out of work drug addled actors from London decide to take a holiday in the country at an uncle’s cottage. The refreshing getaway they envisioned turns out to be a rain soaked, cold, desperate nightmare. Then the eccentric gay uncle shows up bearing gifts but is expecting something in return. Very British and very actor-y. A clever, comical love note to the death of the 60’s and the ridiculousness of life. Excellent dialogue and performances.

This was the new Criterion 4k that I got in the recent Amazon sale. Which unfortunately arrived opened, used and damaged and of course Amazon being the despicable shit stain of a company it is wouldn’t honor a replacement since I got it 50% off. So I had to return it for a refund. Might be for the best though. While nice this doesn’t really benefit much from the 4k treatment. I’ll probably just get the regular Blu-ray next time there’s a sale and save a few bucks.

Fantastic cover art by Ralph Steadman and an excellent release of a great movie. Highly recommended.
 

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I’m only about three decades late but I watched Schindler’s List for the first time this evening.
 
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