Movie opinions thread (what have you seen, what did you think?)

jro

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I can't help but think (hope) Ryan Reynolds is writing a Deadpool X23 movie. She's the only one of the outcasts alive at the end of DP W, neither appears to be featured at all in Doomsday (which looks awful, different topic, Marvel licks balls), Jackman has long now been in on Keen being the proper Wolverine after he retires.

I guarantee Daphne is new Wolverine no matter how many other damn things I get wrong here.

Even with Disney making for lamer versions I'd rather see this 1000x more than Evans old.
 
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I hope this studio does an animated version of Maus next.

Ah yes, I totally trust Hollywood to handle the themes of Animal Farm correctly.

$5 on, 'the billionaire/corporate/oligarch human comes in and corrupts the perfect utopia the animals had created, otherwise things would be perfect'.

Seize the means of movie production!
 

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Ah yes, I totally trust Hollywood to handle the themes of Animal Farm correctly.

$5 on, 'the billionaire/corporate/oligarch human comes in and corrupts the perfect utopia the animals had created, otherwise things would be perfect'.

Seize the means of movie production!
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Ah yes, I totally trust Hollywood to handle the themes of Animal Farm correctly.

$5 on, 'the billionaire/corporate/oligarch human comes in and corrupts the perfect utopia the animals had created, otherwise things would be perfect'.

Seize the means of movie production!
Even in its mock disgust, Lithy Corp. makes a grab for $5
 

terry.330

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Pretty sure Angel is a right wing funded Christian studio, not Hollywood. Someone is dumping tons of money into them to get actual big name actors and advertising blitzes.

They turned Animal Farm into a children’s comedy. Did you guys even watch the trailer?

Edit: Looks like they are an independent studio out of Utah, so Mormon. They have been repeatedly sued for copyright infringement.
 

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Pretty sure Angel is a right wing funded Christian studio

They're only the distributor of it not the production studio and it wasn't picked up for 6 months. If that matters at all. Serkis, the writer, the producers, the cast are all pretty regular 'Hollywood' industry folks.

As to why Angel picked it up, I agree, kinda baffling.
 

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Dirty Work: The Dirtier Cut

Honestly not a huge change in the movie. The main beats are there, nothing huge changes like the Pyun cut of Captain America 1990 or anything. Just some minor reinserted dialog, a couple of scenes, decensoring here and there, but that's about it. Still a great movie full of Norm style and witty/stupid/awesome comedy.

As a kid I was never a huge Bob Saget fan because he was on Funny Home Videos and Full House and he just seem so full of shitty dad jokes he annoyed the hell out of me. Little did I know the guy was actually hilarious when not reading scripted bullshit.

I once visited some friends in LA and flew in to LAX. As I got off the plane, Bob Saget was standing there waiting to board. He was on his phone, no idea if he was actually in a call or trying to look busy to make people avoid talking to him (which would be understandable tbh). But I really wanted to go up and intro myself and just tell him how much I enjoyed the flick. I just didn't want to bother him.

As an aside, I think Norm's bit (well his whole appearance anyway) on the Bob Saget roast was absolute genius. RIP to two comedy badasses.
 

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Hard Boiled - John Woo's 1992 ballet of bullets, and swansong to the amazing run of "heroic bloodshed" movies he did before he left for Hollywood.

Iirc I've already covered this earlier in this thread, but meriting a repeat here for Shout Factory's recent 4K release which has replaced my Criterion LD. It's an amazing transfer, which really helps enhance the style Woo brings to his productions. I'd say a must buy for any Woo or Hard Boiled fan, and if the Shout boxset is still unavailable, the good news is Arrow is releasing the same set in the UK early next year.
 

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I’ll wait for regular editions or an actual sale for the Woo stuff. $60 is too high for a single movie. I’m so over the FOMO for this shit, everything gets reprinted or eventually gets down to 50% or more off.

That Arrow release does have really nice art though.
 

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I waited too long on the Lawrence of Arabia 4K disc.
Bought a 4K stream until they rerelease it.

4K discs are already dead here.
 

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I think I paid $40 something for mine on pre-order. I don't think it will ever be dirt cheap, but you can certainly do better than Shouts MSRP. I could care less about the other Hong Kong Classic sets.

The thing with the Arrow release is that the blu-ray (which contains all the supplemental material) will be region locked. With most Arrow boxsets, once they're sold out they don't tend to reprint them, although they may do a standalone release I suppose.
 

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - I loved this movie as a kid. This and A Christmas Story were my Christmas movies. I don't think I've watched it since the late 90s, so it was disappointing to see it for what it is - not good. Even the scene where Clark watches the old home movies in the attic, which used to be a touching scene to me, just fell flat.

With so many characters in the movie, it's inevitable that most of them are just background filler. But it feels disrespectful to relegate both sets of in-laws to what is practically background characters who are only shown reacting to whatever mischief happens. The old, cigar-smoking uncle and his wife are stand-outs, as well as Randy Quaid's Cousin Eddie. Overall though they may as well have called it Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation instead.

Everything else ends up feeling, again, flat. All the scenes have a set-up, but when it comes to the payoff it's just not there. The main conflict - that Clark desperately needs his Christmas bonus to...buy a swimming pool in his backyard - is something nobody in 2025 can empathize with. Maybe more American families could feel that plight in 1989.

It sucks watching a movie you loved as a kid and realize it's shit.
 

Taiso

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They're only the distributor of it not the production studio and it wasn't picked up for 6 months. If that matters at all. Serkis, the writer, the producers, the cast are all pretty regular 'Hollywood' industry folks.

As to why Angel picked it up, I agree, kinda baffling.
This. This feels like a situation where the movie didn't have a distributor and Angel bought those particular rights. Did you see the list of actors playing voices in this movie?

No way Seth fuckin' Rogan signs on to plays a voice in a movie he knows is being distributed by conservatives. I fully expect him to have another one of his gay social media meltdowns over this when the movie fails.

Although I concede that this could be a situation where actors were just getting a bag. I haven't researched the matter any further than speculation though, so I could be completely wrong here.
 

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Avatar: Fire and Ash

Took this one in with the roomie yesterday morning.

If you saw the second one, this is almost literally the same movie. A few things are changed up and it more or less feels like a natural progression of events that would follow The Way of Water, but I think that is to the movie's detriment.

Humans are still trying to conquer the planet, still whaling, still being generally awful and still losing what must be tens of trillions of dollars to natural disasters, environmental retribution and blue skinned giants wielding mostly archaic weapons. At some point, when does a corporation cut its losses and run? I know Earth is fucked but if that's the case, where are they producing the resources to wage this wasteful war that they've now lost all three key battles in? I understand that, on some level, Cameron has to make his movie. But at some point, is no one from Earth saying 'okay, maybe we just need to give them some blankets because this mecha assault is not getting it done'?

The acting is good, especially Oona Chaplin (yes, Charlie's granddaughter and the actress that played Talisa in Game of Thrones) as Varang, the batshit crazy witch of the Ash people that absolutely infuses her performance with the right amount of seductive witchy insanity. 12 year old boys gooning over the navi in 2009 have found their queen. Zoe Saldana still kills it as Neytiri and she brings an impassioned performance to this character every time. Overall, I'd say all the performances hold serve and the alien species in this film, even the animals, exhibit a remarkable amount of personality. They, and the planet, are very much characters in this story. What you think of that story is where your mileage will vary.

The effects are top notch, as one should expect from a Cameron film. The only problem is that after the obvious leap in technology from the first film to The Way of Water, there just isn't as much that can be done between the second film and Fire and Ash in this respect. The film still looks great, but there is nothing new here. This is to the film's benefit in some ways, since I am sure the first two weren't cheap to make and the third one largely leans on the technological advancements from the second film as a solid but too familiar architecture.

I think this movie may be the first one in the franchise that will not cross the 2 billion dollar mark, but I really don't think it needs to in order for us to see another one. Ultimately, I am left with a film that feels almost procedurally generated from the second one rather than an earnest effort to do something new with it. I would have much preferred the third film to be about the differences between the various navi tribes, which gives the humans time to try a new approach for the fourth film and come back with something fresh that we haven't seen before. What about if they made a fake navi tribe completely of avatars with their own manufactured mythology to trick everyone?

Of course, that leaves us with a conundrum: the film's most interesting character, Steven Lang's increasingly conflicted marine Quarritch, might be left out of a movie that doesn't involve humans, which would be a tremendous blow to the series' overarching narrative since he is the beating heart of its tension. As the story has gone on, Quarritch has gone from hating the navi to being stuck in one of their clone bodies to learning he has a son that hates him and who he finds himself increasingly unable to connect with. Especially since Jake Sully (still affably played by Sam Worthington as the simple man that wants simple things he was denied when he lost his ability to walk as a human being) is now raising that child as his adopted son. I always thought the best way to go with Quarritch was to put him in an avatar body and 'do Sully's mission right': infiltratre a clan from within to learn their secrets, only to slowly have his own eyes opened to this planet and all of its mysteries. One could argue 'but Taiso, isn't that also 'the same story'? Well...yes. But at its core, these films are about environmental awareness and given all of the other complexities of Quarritch's role in the story, it's only natural that he, like Sully before him, seek to reclaim his own lost humanity by becoming something other than human.

I know that this analysis is deeper than most of you care for, since it's fuckin' Avatrar, but unlike many, I find Cameron's ability as a director to be the incredible way in which he makes complex ideas simple, relatable and universal. Is he my favorite director? No. But do I think he's the best Hollywood big budget filmmaker of all time? Yes. And it's not even close between him and #2. Still, I think that Avatar: Fire and Ash underachieves for him as a man uniquely positioned to do what he wants, when he wants, how he wants.

3.5 out of 5. There is a loot to see here, but if you've seen the last movie, you've seen it all before.
 

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One Battle After Another- Not quite as good as I was hoping but still very good. The bar for PTA films is pretty high though. Excellent acting across the board. DiCaprio has definitely gotten better with age, he’s mellowed out and has more range.

My biggest gripe is the length, probably could have trimmed about half an hour.
 

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Deathstalker (2025)-Had a pal host this on his Plex server for me since I knew it wasn't going to be worth the 6 bucks to rent on Amazon. I was right about that but I don't hate this movie, as much as my opening statement might suggest otherwise.

The film is unserious in every aspect of its being and this seems by design. It is, ostensibly, a sendup to the B cinema swords and sorcery genre of the early to mid eighties, and in fact is the next entry in a series of films from that era which I am certain fantasy and schlock cinephiles are well familiar with.

The movie's biggest offense isn't that it isn't trying very hard to be 'good' in a conventional sense. It's that it isn't trying to be ANYTHING, and doesn't justify its own existence in the slightest. Want to pay tribute to the 80s? Great. It takes more than a bunch of gross practical effects (and this movie DOES have some disgusting imagery in it) and a new arrangement of, perhaps, the series' best feature (its soundtrack) to do that. You can CALL something Deathstalker but if you don't understand the essence of that kind of film, it's just cosplaying as it, and it doesn't even have the tits to make you look a little closer!

This film doesn't commit to its own mission statement. Any true tribute, sendup or parody of something MUST love the thing that is inspiring it and this movie seems more afraid of its DNA than beholden to it. Gone is the lurid debauchery and devil-may-care attitude of its predecessors, replaced by an apprehensive, almost self flagellating version of its origins that just refuses to lean into anything other than violence. Oh what a world we live in, where sawing peoples' heads in half from the top down is considered a 'tribute' to exploitative filmmaking but there is nary a tit or a whore or an orgy anywhere to be found.

This movie is too chaste, too safe for its own good. I guess they wouldn't have been able to secure the services of notoriously insufferable wokescold faggot and overrated comic Patton Oswalt, who claims to be a fan of these escapist mediums but only the parts he approves of, if they'd made the movie that they should have. His presence doesn't help this film whatsoever. Then again, I'm only speculating here as to whether or not Oswalt influenced this new Deathstalker's production in any way. Seems par for the course for dudes like him, but that's a narrative, and I shouldn't engage in such theory crafting. I guess I just can't help myself sometimes.

It's likely that this movie doesn't get made at all if they don't relent on some of the more transgressive elements of the genre's roots. And maybe it's better that it get left in the past since we've become more puritan and pearl clutching in our media while simultaneously becoming more libertine and hedonistic in real life over the last 30 years. Porn is readily available on the internet for free but it's shunted off to the dark corners of the interwebs and shunned by the mainstream. But heaven forbit a woman be a victim in a fictional fantasy film anymore. That's a bridge too far, I guess.

I'm not offended by Deathstalker 2025 except in that how inoffensive it is trying to be. After the nostalgia wore off in the first ten minutes, I was left with a movie that had no interest in being shocking, funny or anarchic in any way. Stick with Deathstalker II. It's the series apex, self aware and bold in its low budget vision. The new one isn't bad, per se. It isn't anything at all. It exists. That's a shame. They couldn't even make a movie for the 50 of us in the world that hoped for something more engaging, more tawdry, more excessive than what we got. If you call a movie Deathstalker in 2025, you need to show me why I should care.

1 out of 5, not because it's a shitty movie but because it's wholly boring and unengaging and afraid of what it could have actually been.
 
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That is way too much thought to put into a Darkstalker movie.

A lot of good practical work/costumes and a hefty amount of blood/guts with a plot and characters simply there as a reason to showcase those aforementioned aspects.

Overall a lot of fun and the very definition of a "shut your brain off" kind of flick.
 

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I disagree. Making a 'Darkstalker' flick, as you put it, is about bottling the essence of an era of film making.

If you aren't trying, why are you bothering? Just make something new and let it be shitty without the nostalgia bait. There are enough crappy movies already.

It's not even fun. In any way.
 

Taiso

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Like all the original Deathstalker movies?
You're missing the point entirely.

This new one doesn't revel in the era from which those old movies came. It just....exists. It doesn't lean in, at all, to what that niche of cinema was. It certainly wants you to think it does but it's just lame. Not even entertaining. After the third self indulgent scene with practical effects, I was wholly aware that the movie was going to ride on that and hope people praised it as a tribute when it is a half baked, unenthusiastic venture.

But thanks for quote mining me anyway. It's like you made an uninspired sequel to one of my comments.
 

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It's more that I'm playfully riling you up because you got really serious about some of the most non-serious movies ever made.
If it seems like I'm upset about Deathstalker, I'm not. I'm just disappointed at how half baked it is and think it bears analysis because as I watched the movie, I thought 'why does this exist?'

Is it a tribute? It fails.

Is it a revival? It fails.

Is it fun, engaging or worth anyone's time to watch this sequel to a 40 year old franchise remembered for how unapologetically bad it was? It even fails at that.

I got in my thoughts about it.

I think the phenomenon of nostalgia bait bears a deeper introspection because cinema is art and if you're going to go back and exhume the corpse of a dead subgenre, at least make an effort to bring it to life.

Marvel Cosmic Invasion is how you do nostalgia right. Lean in. Enjoy the thing you're revisiting on its own terms. If you have to hold back and produce some half hearted version, you never really loved it. That being the case, why even make a new Deathstalker movie to begin with?
 
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