Movie opinions thread (what have you seen, what did you think?)

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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent- Eh, cute but pretty dumb. I wasn’t expecting much and it delivered Nic Cage playing Nic Cage and some of that was funny, but overall it felt like a waste. Honestly it felt like they came up with a fairly clever script and then there was a lot of studio interference. Cage talking to his younger self was pretty good but then you have lame shit like the stupid CIA agents. It also felt like a collection of goofy scenes they came up with and then had to stitch together.

Whatever, it is what it is. Cage was entertaining and there were some fun scenes but overall it’s a bit of a disappointing mess.
 
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Cyber Tracker - pretty dull Terminator / Robocop rip-off starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson and Richard Norton.

In the future cyborg like police officers called "Trackers" operate in a Judge Dredd style of judge. jury, and executioner. Wilson plays a Secret Service agent who defects to a rebel group trying to stop the expansion of the Tracker program after a being framed for murder by a corrupt senator.

Lol, they rip off Terminator and Robocop right down to the killer cyborg wearing biker leathers and holstering his gun in his leg. Yet, this could have been a lot better, but there's just not enough action, and what there is isn't great. Richard Norton is wasted, and even a climatic fight between him and Wilson is really unsatisfying.

Overall, rather boring, despite the silly premise having some promise.

If you've ever wanted to see an old man strangle a cyborg, then this is the film for you.
 

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House on Haunted Hill - the 1999 one, where Geoffrey Rush looks like Walt Disney. Man oh man when is the last time I watched this? In my whole life this is one of the very, very few movies that legitimately scared me. Core memory being in middle school, watching this in the basement late at night, lights out, and that scene where Geoffrey pulls around the guy in the security camera room and his face is carved out, immediately followed by the doctor guy on video shaking his head and walking like something not human, man it still holds up!

New thoughts, the whole thing is a great time capsule of the late 90s. The soundtrack, the look of it, like something from a Marilyn Manson video (and of course Manson is on the soundtrack with his cover of Sweet Dreams). I also really liked how Geoffrey Rush, even after he was set up to be killed by his wife, and even when he was throwing her around saying he was going to kill her, he still tried to save her after he threw her through the wall. It's so weird but at the same time makes a lot of sense. Oh, and the beginning at the roller coaster reminded me a lot of Final Destination, just the way it was shot, makes me wonder if they got some inspiration from that.

I'd call this a guilty pleasure but I don't feel guilty in liking it. Great horror flick. I bet there's a corner of the internet where people debated on how much autonomy the people who got killed by the rot of the house had lmbo. Chris Kattan's ghost giving Taye Diggs a way out and all.

Oh, one thing that surprised me, is how visceral the opening was, with the doctor doing his experiments while the nurse filmed. Showing the audience the knife going in the stomach and blood pooling out. Man, I could watch shit like this when I was a kid and not even flinch. Nowadays, forget it. Too real, man.
 

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Mean Guns - odd, but entertaining, action thriller from Albert Pyun, about a crime lord (Ice-T) who summons all who have wronged him to a newly completed prison, to then offer them all $10m to kill each other with a last man standing takes the prize.

Yeah, the plot is a bit out there, but if you go with it, you find the film doesn't take itself too seriously. And while there is plenty of violence, it's not graphic, in fact probably quite tame compared to its contemporaries in the blood lust department.

Style wise, this is a bit ahead of its time - it feels like the kind of film Guy Ritchie might have made post Lock Stock / Snatch or perhaps something Joe Carnahan would have done in the mid-late noughties. Cartoony... it's very comic book.

Christopher Lambert and Ice-T are the only name actors in this one, they seem to be enjoying themselves, and the movie clips along at a decent pace despite its near 2 hour run time.

If you want to see a cute eight year-old girl tell a hitman to go and kill her "scumbag" dad, then this is the film for you.
 

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House on Haunted Hill - the 1999 one, where Geoffrey Rush looks like Walt Disney. Man oh man when is the last time I watched this? In my whole life this is one of the very, very few movies that legitimately scared me. Core memory being in middle school, watching this in the basement late at night, lights out, and that scene where Geoffrey pulls around the guy in the security camera room and his face is carved out, immediately followed by the doctor guy on video shaking his head and walking like something not human, man it still holds up!

New thoughts, the whole thing is a great time capsule of the late 90s. The soundtrack, the look of it, like something from a Marilyn Manson video (and of course Manson is on the soundtrack with his cover of Sweet Dreams). I also really liked how Geoffrey Rush, even after he was set up to be killed by his wife, and even when he was throwing her around saying he was going to kill her, he still tried to save her after he threw her through the wall. It's so weird but at the same time makes a lot of sense. Oh, and the beginning at the roller coaster reminded me a lot of Final Destination, just the way it was shot, makes me wonder if they got some inspiration from that.

I'd call this a guilty pleasure but I don't feel guilty in liking it. Great horror flick. I bet there's a corner of the internet where people debated on how much autonomy the people who got killed by the rot of the house had lmbo. Chris Kattan's ghost giving Taye Diggs a way out and all.

Oh, one thing that surprised me, is how visceral the opening was, with the doctor doing his experiments while the nurse filmed. Showing the audience the knife going in the stomach and blood pooling out. Man, I could watch shit like this when I was a kid and not even flinch. Nowadays, forget it. Too real, man.

The ending with the crap CGI kinda sucks but most of the first two acts are a lot of fun and Geoffrey Rush and Famke Janssen really chew the scenery. I've always had a soft spot for HoHH. Some people really like the 13 Ghosts remake as well (same production company, also a remake of an old William Castle movie) but I always thought it was a step down from this one. Might be worth checking out if you haven't seen it.

Two movie nerd points of note:

- Geoffrey Rush is done up to look like Vincent Price, the star of the original HoHH.

- Final Destination 3 (the roller coaster one) came out several years later.
 

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HOHH and 13 Ghosts are both super dumb fun and yeah, very much products of their time. I believe House of Wax is also considered part of that remake series. I haven’t seen that one since it came out, probably due for a rewatch.

I agree that 13 Ghosts is the lesser of the two but there’s still a lot of cool stuff in it.


And speaking of Christopher Lambert; Fortress needs a rerelease on Blu-Ray or 4K. Surprised one of the boutique labels haven’t put it out yet.
 
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Fortress did get a blu-ray release about 15 years ago, but from what I've read the transfer isn't very good (and it's long out of print).

No idea who owns the rights now as they've changed hands several times over the years, but I could see Shout! doing a 4k if they're with a physical media friendly rights holder.
 
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Mercenary - more B-movie action, this time of the "wife got killed, I'm out for revenge" variety.

Wealthy tech mogul John Ritter's wife is killed in a terrorist attack, and he barely survives himself. When he gets out of hospital he sets out for revenge, hiring Olivier Gruner's ex-special forces "Hawk" to get the job done - with the caveat that he goes along to pull the trigger.

Yeah, the set-up is not particularly original, however, the action is solid, and Ritter is great as the fish-out-of-water amongst all Gruner's team of trained soldiers.

Gruner himself isn't bad either, mainly as the film plays strongly to his strengths of kicking ass rather than trying to act too much. The supporting cast also includes Robert Culp, Ed Lauter, and Martin Kove - all though I'd love to have seen more of the latter, he's just not in it enough.

Definitely one of the better movies of this type I've seen recently.

If you've ever wanted to see Olivier Gruner kill about five people with just a pen and a credit card, then this is the film for you.
 

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The Housemaid - I liked it overall but goddamn did it require a lot, lot, lot of suspension of disbelief.
 

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Black Dog - Very entertaining action thriller from Passenger 57 director Kevin Hooks, about a former truck driver blackmailed into a job running guns from Atlanta to NJ.

Patrick Swayze is the trucker, Randy Travis is his co-driver, and Meat Loaf and Graham Beckel are the bad guys. It's a great cast, and everyone makes the most of their roles. It's tightly directed, and the action scenes with the trucks (and there are plenty) are really good.

I've been wanting to see this for a while, and now I have, I'm not disappointed. It's a shame it did not do particularly well on its original cinema run, but I'm thinking that Swayze just didn't have the pulling power for late 90s theatre goers. Perhaps would have been more successful with Wesley Snipes or Bruce Willis in the lead role. Still, I don't want to do Swayze a disservice, as he is solid in this underrated flick.

If you ever wanted to see Meat Loaf clip coupons while quoting from the bible, then this is the movie for you.
 

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The roomie was aghast to discover that I'd never seen the Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn 'romcom' Overboard. I don't know why this would surprise her, considering it has no lasers, swords, elves, tits or giant robots. Which isn't to say that I CAN'T watch something outside my preferred genre fare. But I'm a lot more selective about it because they usually end up being lectures I'm not interested in listening to or, in the case of Overboard, nearly irredeemable wastes of the only human commodity that can't be recovered.

Holy shit, is this a train wreck of a movie. Notice, I didn't say 'dumpster fire'. But even back in the mid 80s, how did ANYONE think this film was a good idea?

This film has it all, folks. Kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome, nonconsensual sex, even a scene where Kurt Russell is so pleased with how well his revenge against Goldie Hawn is going that he walks to his truck singing 'Zipadeedooda, zipadeeyay, my oh my what a wonderful slave!'

What a world we live in.,

I don't know what to rate it. I'm not personally offended, mind you (even though it sounds that way). But there are times where I think to myself 'human nature never changes but in some respects, we've made a little progress.'
 
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The roomie was aghast to discover that I'd never seen the Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn 'romcom' Overboard. I don't know why this would surprise her, considering it has no lasers, swords, elves, tits or giant robots. Which isn't to say that I CAN'T watch something outside my preferred genre fare. But I'm a lot more selective about it because they usually end up being lectures I'm not interested in listening to or, in the case of Overboard, nearly irredeemable wastes of the only human commodity that can't be recovered.

Holy shit, is this a train wreck of a movie. Notice, I didn't say 'dumpster fire'. But even back in the mid 80s, how did ANYONE think this film was a good idea?

This film has it all, folks. Kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome, nonconsensual sex, even a scene where Kurt Russell is so pleased with how well his revenge against Goldie Hawn is going that he walks to his truck singing 'Zipadeedooda, zipadeeyay, my oh my what a wonderful slave!'

What a world we live in.,

I don't know what to rate it. I'm not personally offended, mind you (even though it sounds that way). But there are times where I think to myself 'human nature never changes but in some respects, we've made a little progress.'
They made a newer version a few years ago with some actor from Mexico that was in the Dora the Explorer movie (which was entertaining, tbh).

It was awful-er than the original.
 

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They made a newer version a few years ago with some actor from Mexico that was in the Dora the Explorer movie (which was entertaining, tbh).

It was awful-er than the original.
Was it as unintentionally awkward, bizarre and transgressive, though?
 

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The Expert - thriller with Jeff Speakman as a special forces trainer out for revenge against the serial killer who murdered his sister.

Another unoriginal premise, although, the protagonist breaking into the prison holding his nemesis is a new one on me.

Solid cast that also features a very watchable James Brolin, Alex Datcher, Jim Varney, and even a brief cameo from Ted Raimi.
It's a little lower on the action you'd usually expect from a Jeff Speakman flick, but the action it gives is pretty good, the acting is decent, and James Brolin is great.

Sure, there's a lot better out there, and anyone expecting Speakman to be kicking nothing but ass for 90 minutes is going to be very disappointed, but it's also a lot better than some of the dreck being pumped out in the mid-90s.

If you ever wanted to see Earnest save the day by becoming a human trafficking illegal arms dealer, then this is the film for you.
 

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Was it as unintentionally awkward, bizarre and transgressive, though?

I turned it off about 30 minutes in, I dont remember much other than just thinking "why did she ask me to download this..."


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

My personal favorite of the series, though much like my preference for Jedi, I agree that Empire is the best of the OG trilogy, just like Raiders of the Lost Ark is the best of the trilogy. I just like these as my favorites.

What a great adventure. I remember I went to see this at the movies and was in awe the entire time. I didn't like Temple of Doom at the time but I absolutely loved Last Crusade. Connery and Ford playing off each other which honestly does feel like a real father & son relationship/interaction is magical. "You didn't bring the diary with you, did you? I should have sent it to the Marx brothers..."

Great stuff. One of my favorite scenes is when Indy is telling the germans that Marcus Brody knows a dozen languages and customs, has friends everywhere and will blend in, disappear and likely find the Grail before they did and its smash cuts to Brody in a crowd asking if anyone speaks english or ancient greek lol.

I've probably watched this movie 500 times in my life. As a kid, during one summer when I was at my grandparents place, they had an HBO recording of it on a VHS and I watched that probably every day I was there.
 

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Angel Town - very dull martial arts film from the producers behind Lionheart.

As many of you know, toward the end of the 80s, and going into the early 90s, Hollywood producers made quite the effort to build on the interest in martial arts action films sparked by the likes of Sho Kusugi and Chuck Norris at Cannon. Steven Seagal had Above The Law. JCVD had Bloodsport. Jeff Speakman had The Perfect Weapon. Olivier Gruner had Angel Town.

Fuck did Gruner draw the short straw.

Angel Town is boring, the fight scenes not particularly well choreographed nor well shot. There's no "name" actor to try and pull up the value of the film, and at nearly two hours long, needs about 10 minutes lopping off of the run time.

Plot is some nonsense about a mature French student who comes to LA to study, but gets caught up in a local Hispanic gang dispute between his landlady's son and the gang. It's all executed with the subtlety of a brick being dropped off an overpass on to a passing car's windshield.

Fortunately, Gruner did go on to make some films that are actually entertaining. Angel Town is not one of them. If you're looking to go through Gruner's back catalogue, do not start with this. It's crap.

If you ever wanted to see Olivier Gruner bone a busty blonde in a cemetery in the middle of the day, then this is the film for you.
 

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One Man's Justice - aka - One Tough Bastard - The Boz plays an army drill sergeant out for revenge after his estranged wife and child are killed in a botched robbery.

This is a pretty good action thriller, with a large amount of the entertainment value coming from Bruce Payne as the movie's villain. It also features MC Hammer of all people as a ruthless mob boss... and he's not bad either.

The action and violence are a little toned down when compared to the awesome Stone Cold, but that doesn't stop this being a decent second outing for Bosworth. If you're looking for a decent B-Movie thriller to switch off to, this is not a bad shout.

If you ever wanted to see MC Hammer conduct a drug deal while one of his henchmen suffocates a guy at his feet, then this is the film for you.
 
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The roomie was aghast to discover that I'd never seen the Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn 'romcom' Overboard. I don't know why this would surprise her, considering it has no lasers, swords, elves, tits or giant robots. Which isn't to say that I CAN'T watch something outside my preferred genre fare. But I'm a lot more selective about it because they usually end up being lectures I'm not interested in listening to or, in the case of Overboard, nearly irredeemable wastes of the only human commodity that can't be recovered.

Holy shit, is this a train wreck of a movie. Notice, I didn't say 'dumpster fire'. But even back in the mid 80s, how did ANYONE think this film was a good idea?

This film has it all, folks. Kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome, nonconsensual sex, even a scene where Kurt Russell is so pleased with how well his revenge against Goldie Hawn is going that he walks to his truck singing 'Zipadeedooda, zipadeeyay, my oh my what a wonderful slave!'

What a world we live in.,

I don't know what to rate it. I'm not personally offended, mind you (even though it sounds that way). But there are times where I think to myself 'human nature never changes but in some respects, we've made a little progress.'
A surprisingly woke take on an innocuous light-hearted movie. My wife loves Overboard and I think it's fine for what it is.
 

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It's hard to be sympathetic towards a dude that ostensibly rapes his captive. Until he banged her, it was just a dorky comedy.

Product of its time, I suppose.
 

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Someday, we might discover that trees all had 400 IQs, elevated consciousness so advanced that we didn't know how to properly communicate with them and were highly emotionally sensitive.

And we made houses out of them.

It's okay to look back on the past and cringe a little. Just not so much that we punish ourselves or feel guilt over it. Maybe just do better moving forward.

That's all I'm sayin'.
 
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