Nintendo Switch 2

[Taiso]

In the 90s I was broke and not having sex. 2025 is pretty cool.

What if you knew then what you know now?

 

[GoosehanX]

I'd probably visit your mom when she was younger.

 

[kernow]

The 90s mainly sucked

 

[Taiso]

I'd probably visit your mom when she was younger.

Meanwhile, I'd be at your mom's. It could be one of those awkward 90s romantic comedies.

"Hi Dads!"

 

[Average Joe]

I won't be getting one of these until years from now and they're a good used price, but this will be the first game I get on it for sure.

 

[Lagduf]

I don’t even understand what I just watched.

 

[Dr Shroom]

you just know deviants on the internet will draw pictures of donkey kong donging that kid
this is why we can't have nice things

not surprised chooch reacted to this

 

[NeoSneth]

Pass

 

[Gentlegamer]

 

[Lagduf]

What the fuck is this retard shit? I made it 20 seconds….and it goes on for 17 fucking minutes? What the fuck.

 

[Dr Shroom]

What the fuck is this retard shit?

Game's bugged, there's nothing he could do and he did everything correct.

 

[Average Joe]

15 years of pressing buttons.

 

[Average Joe]

DSP actually warrants his own thread.

I've seen so many clips of him over the years raging out and/or being a dumbass and it always cracks me up.

 

[Lagduf]

…who?

Am I the old man yelling at clouds now?

 

[Average Joe]

…who?

Am I the old man yelling at clouds now?

 

[Lagduf]

Three hours and 41 minutes. Jesus Christ.

Is this video narrated by AI?

 

[Average Joe]

Three hours and 41 minutes. Jesus Christ.

Is this video narrated by AI?

I didn't actually expect you to watch it, even though I have as I find the man an interesting wreck.

And no, it's an actual person doing the voice work.

DSP life summarized:

Could have been stupidly rich since he legit kind of started the genre of "Let's Play" back when youtube first started, but he's too much an idiot and a biggot and ruined a ton of chances he had to make it big by saying and doing stupid things.

These days he's known as a laughing stock as he endlessly begs for tips to his dwindling audience; spending 40k on a WWE gacha phone game while lying to his viewers that he needed that money for real life emergencies, and being bad at games but making every excuse in the world why he lost at whatever game he's playing.

Oh, he also left the stream camera on and whacked off before he started and everyone saw it.

 

[Dr Shroom]

his ex-girlfriend came in while he was playing nier and basically called him a limpdick who's unable to satisfy a woman live on air

around 21 minutes in, but skip to 25 minutes or whatever

 

[Lagduf]

Degeneracy.

 

[Neo Alec]

He might be the worst person that ever lived, but I really dislike this type of content. Thanks for the summary.

 

[Lagduf]

He might be the worst person that ever lived, but I really dislike this type of content.

Is this type of content the equivalent of true crime for the terminally online?

 

[Average Joe]

I consider learning about internet disasters to be my version of garbage reality TV.

 

[Lagduf]

I consider learning about internet disasters to be my version of garbage reality TV.

I think that’s a more accurate comparison lol.

 

[Gentlegamer]

 

[Neo Alec]

This system has a very long 8 years ahead of it. It really makes more sense to just think of it as a handheld with a dock rather than a console.

Will Tekken 8 come to the Switch 2 any time soon? Maybe, but it'll take "a lot of work"

Tekken 8's Harada stated that a Switch 2 port is possible, but it would take "a lot of work".

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