Secret phalli in video games

[Moob Butter]

Please share pictures of penis like objects from video games in this thread. This is a serious thread which I hope will become a defacto catalog for curious gamers in the decades to follow. Hence, any users who go off topic will be banned.

I’d like to start with Zelda BotW. BotW must stand for “Bring on the Wang”.

 

[prof]

Being that phallus is the Latin singular, phalli would be the plural, not phalluses. Also, this is sadly not even close to the gayest thread on this forum.

 

[Moob Butter]

Thank you for the correction Prof, we need to have accuracy if this thread is to be taken seriously as a historic artefact.

 

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[Moob Butter]

Yeah the artists at Cyberlip definitely had something going on

 

[Dr. Jigglin]

It looks more like a demon turd out of someones bleeding anus, to be fair here.

 

[Ralfakick]

Not video game related but I had watched a 1970s Star Wars poster rejuvenation from here before so it came up and I watched this yesterday. So strange timing, I mean really?

I immediately thought of Blues Journey, that’s seems like the game on the Neo that would be full of them.

 

[nuke sc]

 

[LoneSage]

Yeah the artists at Cyberlip definitely had something going on

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Everyone knows this advertisement, but did you know that the boss itself has a penis?* In the ad, it's covered up with an explosion because if it wasn't it would be way too explicit:



That is clearly a veiny shaft with a glans head.

*Ed's note: Keen LoneSage fans will recognize this reference from his December 2007 thread titled 'CYBER-LIP: first boss has a penis?' : https://neo-geo.com/forums/index.php?threads/cyber-lip-first-boss-has-a-penis.163653/ Excelsior!

 

[neo_mao]

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Oh my god the signs were all there!

 

[nuke sc]

Spoiler:

 

[prof]

Oh, boy. Better consult the expert...
@HDRchampion

 

[Tarma]

And it even shoots out stuff after it's been charged up...

eeeewwww.

 

[nuke sc]

 

[LoneSage]

I was embarrassingly old when I realized that was definitely meant to be a dick dropping the bombs. I guess when I was younger whenever I played 2 or X I was too focused on beating the boss to notice it.

The animated sprite is still hilarious to me: https://metalslug.fandom.com/wiki/Slugnoid

 

[jro]

Stop stealing my threads.

 

[Moob Butter]

Stop stealing my threads.

Show us your dick (thread) then!

Honourable mention to Kirby DreamLand 2 and the naked lady level. It doesn’t really belong on this thread but hey, tits is tits as much as ballsack is ballsack.

 

[LoneSage]

lol. God bless them.

 

[SML]

 

[LoneSage]

This plumbus lookin motherfucker with its pinky flesh color. Its uncircumcised appendages look like they're turtling when getting in cold water.

 

[Moob Butter]

It’s a bit like a Donner Kebab that’s been sitting out too long

 

[fake]

 

[LoneSage]

"Jehuty sure does put the cock in cockpit" - 13 year old LoneSage thinking he's so funny

 

[Azra113]

you fighting this boss from the POV of an Instagram model in Dubai.

 

[LoneSage]

R-Type's Stage 3 warship's weak point is a giant pink-purple penis. Nice glans, brah!