Secret phalli in video games

[Moob Butter]

Oh thanks for reminding me of Metal Gear Ray’s… hands…. (See the left one)

 

[LoneSage]

1989's Tecmo Knight. Yeah, this is my first time hearing about it too. I even paused the video at a random time and got this sperm-a-palooza.

 

[Moob Butter]

Kudos to Sage for digging deep into his back catalogue to find more archived willies from videogames.

Bending the rules of the thread again there are these demonic arsehole mouthed guards (Gaia Battlers) at the end of Grandia that fart out gas at you. Their hands are a bit knob like too I suppose if your partner is into bad dragon dildos.

 

[LoneSage]

Sure. I'll allow it. It all comes back to dicks at the end of the day.

 

[Burning Fight!!]

 

[Gaston]

 

[Gaston]

 

[LoneSage]

OK Gaston, let's show some goddamn respect to Contra III. Let me show you.


That helicopter's got a dick. Turtling out its shell.


Old boy's got dicks in all his moufs.

 

[Moob Butter]

Metal Sonic at the end of Sonic 2 has a little chode, you can only see it in the sprite he’s facing the player.

 

[Gaston]

OK Gaston, let's show some goddamn respect to Contra III. Let me show you.

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That helicopter's got a dick. Turtling out its shell.

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Old boy's got dicks in all his moufs.

Amazing, never saw that before. Now I will never unsee it!

 

[LoneSage]

Some from Hard Corps:


While the helicopter dick from III was a bit subtle (and definitely flew by our heads as kids), the train dick from Hard Corps is in no question a flaccid train dick.


One of the final bosses in this game references Contra III's final boss, and still has got an old boy with a dick in his mouf.

 

[Moob Butter]

Gizmondo... there's a name you haven't heard for a few decades. Slightly less useless than the Game.com I guess...

They knew EXACTLY what they were doing with Sticky Balls