Serious question- How many of you people have tattoos?

neo_mao

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There was this really pretty Turkish girl I liked and one day we were doing laundry together and I noticed she had a small tattoo on the back of her shoulder and she was smoking. I was like "wow you have a tattoo and you smoke???!!" and she just looked at me and said "don't ever speak to me again" and walked off...

I liked her a lot but I wasn't too upset because I knew she was way too hardcore for me and it never would have worked out.
 

neo_mao

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Actually that's not true, I was pretty upset. Luckily I just drowned my sorrow in Pokémon Snap. That game saw me through a lot of tough times...
 

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Actually that's not true, I was pretty upset. Luckily I just drowned my sorrow in Pokémon Snap. That game saw me through a lot of tough times...

This is some sage wisdom and I'll need to remember it for when I'm hitting a rough patch.
 

GohanX

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Tweek's Baron of Hell might be my favorite tattoo ever.
 

GohanX

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Nobody knows what the Gohan does at night while the world sleeps.
 

Kiel

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I don't have any but I would like a lot. Problem is I have no idea what I'd want. I know a few very talented artists and tattoo artist as well so no problem there.
 

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radiantsvgun

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I don't have any but I would like a lot. Problem is I have no idea what I'd want. I know a few very talented artists and tattoo artist as well so no problem there.

That tattoo would fit you perfectly if you changed the martini to a taco.
 

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Oh wow that would be great but also not because I agree with Terry and don't want him to be like 'nah fags, y'all got bamboozled, I like tats'.

I don't like tats. I said a few months ago that when I was in school and saw someone wear a 'Don't judge me if you don't know me' shirt then I am definitely judging them by their classless apparel.

It's human nature; first impressions are wildly important, more than we consciously think of. If I see you dressed like a fag, you're probably a fag. If you've got 'Nevaeh 2013-15' visibly tatted on your arm hey, sorry about your dead baby but you're probably a stupid piece of shit. If you've got face tats then whew lad.

I don't like tattoos and the people who choose to get them. It's a sign of irrationality, impulsiveness and immaturity.

This has to be the cringiest post on the forum atm, man oh man.
 
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neo_mao

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Ever since my wife got a tattoo we don't sleep in the same bed together at night anymore because I am afraid she'll stab me or something.
 

neo_mao

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in case you were wondering her tattoo is an image of a woman stabbing a man while he sleeps.

I dunno, maybe I'm reading into it too much?
 

BanishingFlatsAC

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I love the forums so much I recently got a tattoo of Smokehouse.

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I think it came out pretty good.
 

HDRchampion

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Guys who do the ink are just not very welcoming...Most of them look like reject of WWF Demoltion/Hipster...They have those big ass holes in their earlobes, spikes in their nose while smelling like they drown themselves with patchouli. To afraid i might get aids. I need someone who is more inviting/ less intimidating.

 

LadyVamp

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I think I posted this in another thread.

Can't wait to get more. I customize mine.
 

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