The biggest crock: Gamespot's "All Time Greatest Game Hero"

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Seriously, look at this garbage.

I've been checking in out this every so often over the last few weeks and I've come to the scientific conclusion that this is bullshit. I know you see these kinds of dumb things on gamefaqs, but I don't think they are ever on this sort of scale.

Why am I even posting such meaningless garbage? Because Gordon Freeman is in the top 4. GORDON FREEMAN! He beat Snake! Come on now.. Gordon Freeman?

Truth be told: Duke Nukem would be trouncing this bastard. I don't care how many drones are on the Freeman voting band wagon, no PC gamer betrays their loyalty to the Duke when the time comes.

(also, lolz @ bub & bob knocking off sonic)
 

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How did Gordon Freeman beat Snake if they both had 50% of the votes?
 

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There is some way to go back and see how many votes each match had buried in there. Freeman won by ~100 out of ~100,000 votes. Whata cunt that Freeman.
 

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I will never understand why people go and read Gamespot, IGN, or any other mainstream video game site's articles on a "best of" or "top 100 games" or whatever.

The end result is inevitably the same every single time, they become incredibly offended by a site they claim to hate, but yet can't stop reading.

Some people need to stop taking these lists so seriously. If you know these sites are staffed by idiots, then why do a lot of people continually act offended?
 

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Gordon beating Snake and Ryu? Niko Belic beating Strider Hiryu? Ugh.

I shouldn't care, but this just makes me hate morons and kids even more.
 

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Bullshit list is Bullshit! :spock:
 

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They really had to put Lester K. Chaykin and not Nathan "Radd" Spencer on that list? Do kids nowadays ever remember Another World/Out of this world?

Garbage list.
 

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you guys do realize that this contest has been bombarded with spam votes from 4chan the entire time, right

it's how bub and bob knocked out master chief, and then right before bub and bob were about to beat samus, the GS staff just changed it so that samus won by eliminating what they determined to be "proxy votes" even though people proxy voted for both sides

so yeah basically gamespot is good for news and that's about it
 

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Only thing that stood out to me is that 3 out of the 4 finalist are Nintendo creations.
 

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LOL mainstream gaming. Sorry if there's one thing that I hate about console gaming for the most part its the popular gaming sites.
 

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guybrush didn't even beat out the characterless character from sotc?

garbage.

and why the hell do so many people have a hard-on for link?

also gordon freeman is dum!
 
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evil wasabi

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you guys do realize that this contest has been bombarded with spam votes from 4chan the entire time, right

it's how bub and bob knocked out master chief, and then right before bub and bob were about to beat samus, the GS staff just changed it so that samus won by eliminating what they determined to be "proxy votes" even though people proxy voted for both sides

so yeah basically gamespot is good for news and that's about it

THANK YOU.
 

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I will never understand why people go and read Gamespot, IGN, or any other mainstream video game site's articles on a "best of" or "top 100 games" or whatever.

The end result is inevitably the same every single time, they become incredibly offended by a site they claim to hate, but yet can't stop reading.

Some people need to stop taking these lists so seriously. If you know these sites are staffed by idiots, then why do a lot of people continually act offended?

I couldn't agree with this more. Not only are the sites staffed by idiots, but a large part of their communities are idiots too. They're the ones voting.
 

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What is all this hoopla about "mainstream gaming sites"? Is there a site even somewhat similar to Gamespot that is NOT "mainstream"? And since when was it hip to be anti "mainstream" when it came to anything related to video games any ways? This is news to me.

I pull pretty much everything I need from forums, but I have no hatred towards people whom frequent these sorts of sites. "Mainstream" or not, I don't see anything wrong with it.

Now let us mourn Duke Nukem proper.
 

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I couldn't agree with this more. Not only are the sites staffed by idiots, but a large part of their communities are idiots too. They're the ones voting.

dude, the readers aren't voting as much as 4chan is and the Communist Chinese bastards.
 

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I will never understand why people go and read Gamespot, IGN, or any other mainstream video game site's articles on a "best of" or "top 100 games" or whatever.

The end result is inevitably the same every single time, they become incredibly offended by a site they claim to hate, but yet can't stop reading.

Some people need to stop taking these lists so seriously. If you know these sites are staffed by idiots, then why do a lot of people continually act offended?

I'm probably the only person who thinks Gamespot has decent reviews :(

I don't read any of their "articles" that aren't related to news, reviews, or previews.

The site is filled with morons though. Sometimes I read comments posted after articles. It's like watching a train wreck.

EDIT: Ha! That 4chan shit is hilarious, but at the same time a public "WHO'S DA BEST" type of vote on video game characters is stupid anyway.

Hasn't gamefaqs done this for over 10 years anyway?
 
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Lagduf

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no matter how stupid and fake it is, it brings in traffic. Kind of like McDonalds monopoly.

Yeah, no doubt.

I have no idea how advertisement deals on websites work, but I assume increased web traffic means Gamespot can ask for more $$$ from it's advertisers if they want to advertise on the site?

McDonalds Monopoly is badass when they have best buy bucks.
 

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dude, the readers aren't voting as much as 4chan is and the Communist Chinese bastards.

That may be true for this poll, but having browsed the user comments on that site plenty of times, I've gotta say that they're not that far above 4chan in the idiot chain. I could be wrong, but that's what I've observed these past few years.

I'm probably the only person who thinks Gamespot has decent reviews :(

I wouldn't say all their reviews are crappy, but a large amount of them are.
 
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As much as Duke Nukem is way better than Gordon Freeman, Duke has been out of the spotlight for too long. Sadly, a lot of gamers do not even know who he is. Or, do they...
masterchiefduke2.jpg
 

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I wouldn't say all their reviews are crappy, but a large amount of them are.

For me I find them useful in determining if I should pick up a game or not.

I don't really care about the quality of the journalism, rather I think of it more like a consumer reports type deal.

They usually talk about different aspects of the game enough so that i'll know if i'll enjoy it or not. There numerical score is useful, and agree a lot of the games they score as 6 or below are trash, but I think the written review is more important than the numerical score.

Plus it helps that they usually have reviews the day the game comes out and I don't think they take money to raise scores (RE: Kane and Lynch debacle.)

Of course, NG.com is usually my best bet on seeing if i'll like something too. Gotta have multiple sources of info these days.
 

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I'm probably the only person who thinks Gamespot has decent reviews :(

I don't read any of their "articles" that aren't related to news, reviews, or previews.

The site is filled with morons though. Sometimes I read comments posted after articles. It's like watching a train wreck.

EDIT: Ha! That 4chan shit is hilarious, but at the same time a public "WHO'S DA BEST" type of vote on video game characters is stupid anyway.

Hasn't gamefaqs done this for over 10 years anyway?

I think Gamespot's reviews are terrible for the most part.

So many scores over the years that I disagree with that I just stopped caring about the existence of the site. I put more stock in the user scores than I do the website's scores.
 
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