worst game of this generation? Easily GT5 (IMO)

elixir

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I never heard this kind of righteous indignation (from you) in threads about ecocide, genocide, homicide, government corruption, animal cruelty, etc.

Probably because ecocide, genocide, homicide, government corruption (you have the audacity to suggest Americans can debate such a thing without wallowing in their own mud?), animal cruelty, etc. have no place on a video game forum.

But look at you now: your keyboard is awash with tears of injustice because I trashed your precious japanese masterpiece and tossed that shit in the can like a fucking BAUCE.

I don't care about the game, but nice try. It's more or less the fact that you threw a tantrum, falsified a thread title and thread content, and then proceeded to pin it on your job--the same job of which generates an income which you waste at leisure. I wasn't raised to be wasteful, so it just comes off as pitiful to me.

You want to talk about immature and wasteful?
How "immature and wasteful" is it living in a beautiful country like NZ with an attractive female population that outnumbers the males by a considerable margin and yet you occupy yourself collecting gay shit from japan and crying to me about how awesome I am?

Have some pocky and stfu.

"awesome" is not the word I would use to describe someone who earns less than I do, breaks things when they're angry, has a flimsy value for their own income, and plays things up to make themselves look big on an Internet forum.

If you break any games in the future (be it job related, stress related, or for leisure), be sure to let neo-geo.com know!
 

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Where were you mislead? Where I said it is the worst game of this generation IMO?
Or where I embellished a little with the installation time on start up?

Listen buddy, you fought the good fight; nobody else took up your crusade, the desecration of your beautiful japanese game will go unavenged and I will continue to not give a fuck.

....and plays things up to make themselves look big on an Internet forum.

"awesome" is not the word I would use to describe someone who earns less than I do

Ah, dick measuring.
Nothing tells a person they have amounted to fuck all like pulling out this overused crutch for an internet argument.

Put away the ruler, Tsmallz....I'm not interested.


I made a thread to rant, perhaps reflect on how the state of gaming has devolved into tedium that is not unlike running a 15 year old operating system on a modern PC.

Suggesting I made this dopey thread to "look big" speaks volumes about your own inadequacies.

By my own admission I'll tell you this thread makes me look a little crazy and kind of dumb to some of the people on here....but I don't care. As lame as it sounds, I've been here a long time and I feel I am among friends (for the most part) so I don't worry too much about how I get judged on NG.com.

If you break any games in the future (be it job related, stress related, or for leisure), be sure to let neo-geo.com know!

I'm here on this board to shoot the shit with people and I made this thread to hear a cross section of opinions (including yours) and maybe commiserate if they had a similar experience with the game.


I've said my piece and I'm done....but it sounds like you have some more to say with regards to income levels.

So if you wish, lay down a statement with your annual earnings and win this argument once and for all.
 
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GT5 is as boring as watching paint dry. The realistic sim aspect such as physics is done better by Forza 4. GT5 also has the worst selection of music tracks in a videogame. The horrendous menu is a minor inconvenience that adds up to the weak experience. The graphics look mediocre for a game that is supposed to be the best looking car game. The night tracks with wet roads in particular with the lame 1/4 res alpha partical effects creates a zig zag shape aliasing on the cars making them look like they are from the ps1 era. The trees are rendered poorly. The game has screen tear issues and weak frame rates when all cars are on screen. Forza 4 is a solid 60 fps throughout. The damage model for this game is a joke. You got premium cars which can be damaged, but the effect is so weak. I am not even going to get into the shitty standard cars.

The load times have improved after the recent patches, but they are still long as hell. Polyphony does not know how to optimize the game properly even after 6 years. Hell, they couldn't even streamline the patches properly. Why exactly does this game require such a big install size, and the load times are still shitty? The online play is so laggy and not well put together as forza 4.
 
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Spoon, as I read the last few exchanges between you and the 'thread police', I was laughing my ass off; blunt, to the point, and fuckin' funny :D

If ever building bridges loses its luster, you should consider rant-based standup.
 

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Where were you mislead? Where I said it is the worst game of this generation IMO?
Or where I embellished a little with the installation time on start up?

Listen buddy, you fought the good fight; nobody else took up your crusade, the desecration of your beautiful japanese game will go unavenged and I will continue to not give a fuck.

I don't care about the game, series, or genre. You can do what you like with it, it's still immature and wasteful to destroy something because things aren't going your way. It doesn't matter if it's a small amount of money to you. Also, I think the thread pretty much ended when your best defense to "immature and wasteful" was just to simply patronize the shit out of me ― not like you're in any position to do that though.

Suggesting I made this dopey thread to "look big" speaks volumes about your own inadequacies.

So you wrote a bunch of stuff in the first post which didn't reaaaaaaally play out how you described it the first time, then backtracked later on with "lulz woops sry guyz didnt rly happen like that"? That's all you baby, all you.

I can only judge by what you have voluntarily written here on your blog.
 

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I never liked the gran turismo series.
Racing cars shouldn't be boring.
 

Poonman

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In case you weren't paying attention....

This thread is no longer about me, you unlikeable little automaton.

This is whats going to happen: you are going to tell me who you are, what you do, where you do it and and how much cash you pull for it.

Or you can get the fuck out.

You entered a light hearted thread and steered it into a pissing contest.

So you can shut me up with your cred or I will keep patronizing the fuck out you....you pasty kiweeaboo candyass.

I place value only on what is valuable...If I order a swiss watch and get a shitty chinese knockoff, it goes in the trash where it belongs.
I had no intention of wasting money.....I just wanted a game I could actually play.

But that subject is far behind us now.
So instead of more cerebral acrobatics from you, how's about you throw some figures at me, playa?
 

terry.330

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But that subject is far behind us now.
So instead of more cerebral acrobatics from you, how's about you throw some figures at me, playa?

He can throw all types of figures at you but they'll all be 1/6 scale anime girls in frilly clothes.
 

Poonman

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Well Wes, I got a shitty job to wake up to tomorrow. So I gotta go. =(

I'll say this much though, this thread is way more fun than gt5.
I should have mailed the 20 bucks to Elixir so he can keep coming at me with shit I don't care about.

Peace, gents...and thank you terry for that assist.

Hopefully Elixir gets the last laugh and wrecks me with jealousy some time tomorrow.
 

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Whatever he has, you can bet it doesn't compare to T_Smallz. I doubt he'll even show anything. Most people like that are all talk. Except T_Smallz. That dude owned cars worth more than Elixir's house.
 

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Racing games aren't supposed to be realistic, they're should be fun. If I wanted realistic racing, I'd just watch the news.
 

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Ah, so he's degenerated entirely away from the subject and expects me to "prove my worth". Like I said, I can only judge by what you have voluntarily written here. But as for the request, I owe a bridge-building lemming absolutely nothing. All you've done is flail around like a little kid in this thread, proving your worth.

You can bet your balls I'll remain unsympathetic towards people who weren't even raised properly.
 

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Wow, I had no idea why this thread was still going.

Dude, where's this bridge?
 

Marek

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Immature and wasteful?

I'm a 17 hour drive away from home working on a trans-provincial bridge all summer.

I don't take weekends off, don't take evenings off, I never sleep in, I never relax, I'm gettting sprinkled with paints and solvents that can strip the tint off sunglasses and cause cancer on contact, I grind rust off steel with unguarded angle grinders so heavy you could turn it sideways and ride it home like a motorcycle.

Every fucking day for months now...I know nothing but this fucking bridge in my waking hours and I dream about it in my sleep.

In the end, my anger was mostly directed at myself for not knowing better....but the 20 dollar waste is negligible.

Shit, we are paying a lazy native guy 37 bucks every hour to fuck the dog on the job; every two hours he could buy 4 used copies of gt5 if he wanted to.

So who cares about the "waste" behind my impulsive actions?

Wow thats fucking intense. I've been working my ass off doing physical labor too, but your situation is on another level.

Its a shame the bridge had to go and haunt your dreams too. Hang in there buddy.


to fuck the dog on the job

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I briefly considered buying a Fanatec racing rig for $600-$700 or whatever they were going for at the time do I could "fully appreciate" GT5.

Then I bought a $1200 Miata and lost all desire for that shit.

Real life has a pretty good physics engine and the graphics are great.
 

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Ah, so he's degenerated entirely away from the subject and expects me to "prove my worth". Like I said, I can only judge by what you have voluntarily written here. But as for the request, I owe a bridge-building lemming absolutely nothing. All you've done is flail around like a little kid in this thread, proving your worth.

You can bet your balls I'll remain unsympathetic towards people who weren't even raised properly.

That's fine, j-fag.
Nobody asked for your sympathy and your input was already noted back on page 2, I believe.

So thank you for the copout reply....now do what I told you to do and exit the thread.


-If you won't prove your worth, then don't bring up your worth.

-If you know nothing about the nature of my work, then stfu about how I should conduct myself when I get thoroughly fucked by a rotten pile of shit like gt5 after a hard day of said work.

-If (By your own admission) you aren't a fan or don't even KNOW anything about gt5, how can you even claim I'm lying or misleading anyone?

-If you weren't in the Walmart when I quietly wrecked the game out of frustration, then who the fuck are you to tell me how it went down?

-Don't ever talk to me about morals and upbringing.
I'll will accept no admonishment from a shut-in who lives in a sad, faggy world of dolls, figurines and pubescent cartoon characters.

You are a den dwelling bitch who only musters the will to speak up and fight over shitty video games and trivial sums of money.

And just so we are clear: You are a recluse, your opinion is worthless, your values are irrelevant, your personality is grating, and as of this thread you have joined the proud ranks of past forum alumni like Metalczar and T_smallz: pathological bullshitters who make fradulent claims of wealth and importance before getting laughed off the site.


Take a bow and go fuck yourself.
 
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Just from a review standpoint, I would have possibly considered getting a GT5 at some point if it was 10 or 15 bucks or something. However, having read the download requirements and Spoon's succinct review, I will easily cross this game off my list. So this thread worked and gets a thumbs up!
 

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as of this thread you have joined the proud ranks of past forum alumni like Metalczar and T_smallz: pathological bullshitters who make fradulent claims of wealth and importance before getting laughed off the site.

Damn, dude.

Just...daaaaaaamn.
 

Poonman

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Just from a review standpoint, I would have possibly considered getting a GT5 at some point if it was 10 or 15 bucks or something. However, having read the download requirements and Spoon's succinct review, I will easily cross this game off my list. So this thread worked and gets a thumbs up!

You know I love you bro, but the game played fine when it wasn't dragging its ass and I imagine after 18 gigs of installation you would have yourself a nicely running Driving Sim operating system.

I honestly felt sick to my stomach when I fucked up the game and walked out of the store and god knows I regretted it a little....but under the circumstances I'm in, I felt it was the right choice...I already wasted my money the moment it left my hand and the waste was irreversable the minute I tore off that plastic wrapping.

I was tired, nauseated, pissed off and I just came on here for cathartic purposes. I wanted to purge myself of any doubt and forgett about it.

So thanks for the vote of confidence, but take my crazed, semi coherent rantings with a grain of salt.
 

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Wait a minute, is Elixir actually Master Tasuke, or did I miss a thread where he posted a doll collection of his own
 
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