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GohanX

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The Chief

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What I’m the literal fuck is this shit!? A smoke machine in this abomination. I honestly hoped it was going to catch on fire and end the suffering.
 

Burning Fight!!

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Depicted: the owner of this cab and stick fully believing his shit is badass

 

SignOfGoob

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All would be forgiven if only there was much much more smoke, like the amount of smoke generated by a burning basement apartment.
 

neo_mao

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The immersion that stick creates is incredible.

All that is missing is a giant boxing glove that comes out of the casing and punches the player in nuts every time they get hit in-game.

That would be next level stuff.
 

neo_mao

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It reminds me of those racing game setups that blow wind in your face to simulate that feeling of “hey i’m driving fast with the windows open weeee!!!”
 

SignOfGoob

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Different strokes, I suppose...I mean people are out there voluntarily buying PT Cruisers.
Ah, the old “mass graves exist so we should let this slide” defense.

I would argue the opposite. Mass graves, PT Cruisers, etc exist *because* of shit like this. Anyone confident enough to build something like this and film it is absolutely capable of being a serial killer even more prolific than Ken himself.
 

pixeljunkie

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Ah, the old “mass graves exist so we should let this slide” defense.

I would argue the opposite. Mass graves, PT Cruisers, etc exist *because* of shit like this. Anyone confident enough to build something like this and film it is absolutely capable of being a serial killer even more prolific than Ken himself.
you get my vote
 

Ajax

way more american than wyo, way more
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Arcade1Up things are toys and cheesy and all that, true enough, but this... This shit here... This is awful.
 

SignOfGoob

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Arcade1Up things are toys and cheesy and all that, true enough, but this... This shit here... This is awful.
I don’t know. To me bespoke trash trumps mass produced trash, even when (especially when?) made by a massive beta nerd. He poured his psychotic little heart into this project.
 
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