Why haven't any of you doll fuckers started a Game of Thrones topic?

ballzdeepx

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My first thought on the platoon of soldiers encounter was that it was Jaqen H'ghar, who intended to hear out her plans.
As for the wolf encounter, I figured it was him again ready to kill her , but after hearing her plans to return to winterfell decided to let her go.
I have no idea if he has the power to take animal form but even if so, he would have had to take the wolf's face i'd assume, so perhaps this whole idea is dumb.
 

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this show is all seriouz now. no more wine and women .
so much war on paper, not enough actual war.
 

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this show is all seriouz now. no more wine and women .
so much war on paper, not enough actual war.

yeah pretty much. Tyrion hasn't been the god of tits and wine in 5 years.

I think the producers made a good choice having this and only one more season left. Nothing will ever top the first four seasons.
 

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yeah pretty much. Tyrion hasn't been the god of tits and wine in 5 years.

I think the producers made a good choice having this and only one more season left. Nothing will ever top the first four seasons.

it's like that with every tv show. first few seasons are always the best. then the producers get involved and fuck shit up. just like sons of anarchy. after the first four seasons all plot and script went out the window and the show just became a guessing game about which character is going to die next.
 

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it's like that with every tv show. first few seasons are always the best. then the producers get involved and fuck shit up. just like sons of anarchy. after the first four seasons all plot and script went out the window and the show just became a guessing game about which character is going to die next.

As soon as Clay was not in the picture the show went to shit. Ron Pearlman made SOA.
 

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A guy from my co-worker D&D group watches this. I've seen a bit of it, but I didn't like it. I liked the soft porn aspects of it though.
 

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Do you think Bran jerked off to Sansa & Ramsey wedding night...

Bran: I see everything, everything that has happen, everything this going on now.
Bran: It was so beautiful that night. Snow falling just like now. And you were so beautiful in that white wedding dress.
Sansa: Uhh dude really, i got to go you coming...
Bran: Ill be cumming soon
 

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it's like that with every tv show. first few seasons are always the best. then the producers get involved and fuck shit up. just like sons of anarchy. after the first four seasons all plot and script went out the window and the show just became a guessing game about which character is going to die next.

Except Breaking Bad, which was boring for the first 1.5 seasons.
 

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In this week's episode of "game of thrones fanfic, by benioff and Weiss,

It struck me that the producers will end the season with Cersei as a white walker. I am also keeping my prediction that Jon Snow will go the way of Cold Hands, and take dragon glass in his heart.
 

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Except Breaking Bad, which was boring for the first 1.5 seasons.

Oddly enough... I thought the first few seasons of Breaking Bad was better than the last few...

...and GoT had a boring start...

xROTx

PS. Let's Fight!:keke:
 

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Oddly enough... I thought the first few seasons of Breaking Bad was better than the last few...

...and GoT had a boring start...

xROTx

PS. Let's Fight!:keke:


Please make a forum for you and GregN called "shitposters" and lock yourselves in it.
 

Rot

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Please make a forum for you and GregN called "shitposters" and lock yourselves in it.

As long as you don't facetime me at weird hours.. It'll be fine...

xROTx

PS. Breaking Bad >>> Game of Titties...
 

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As soon as Clay was not in the picture the show went to shit. Ron Pearlman made SOA.

i personally think it started going down hill once opie died. it was rumoured that kurt sutter had to make a lot of filler episodes and stretch out the script to meet diversity targets which meant he had to get rid of his original ideas and pretty much make it up as he was going along.

i would of really liked it if the show stayed with the plot and story the first few seasons had. this show had a lot of promise.
 

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Do you think Bran jerked off to Sansa & Ramsey wedding night...

Bran: I see everything, everything that has happen, everything this going on now.
Bran: It was so beautiful that night. Snow falling just like now. And you were so beautiful in that white wedding dress.
Sansa: Uhh dude really, i got to go you coming...
Bran: Ill be cumming soon

I went the Taiso route and thought hard about Bran and what he's been through. He hasn't been around a lot of people for the past few years. He's the new Old God now. I think he's kind of disconnected from reality a bit. Maybe he's just forgotten how to be normal. He's becoming Dr. Branhattan.
 

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Maybe he's just forgotten how to be normal. He's becoming Dr. Branhattan.

This might be the most clever thing your ever posted.

interview said:
Actor Isaac Hempstead Wright spoke to The Australian and says Bran has never been more alone or more crucial to the plot.

Q: Is he even Bran anymore?

A: Not really. On top of all that he has now got this huge responsibility upon his shoulders of being the Three-eyed Raven he remembers everything that's ever happened in the universe ever. He's got all this knowledge about Jon Snow and all the knowledge about the origin of the White Walkers, which may come in handy for defeating them. It all means that Bran is a really, really valuable asset for Westeros right now. He must make sure this information gets to the right people in time. As such, at the start of season seven Bran is on a mission to get to the right place and save the day.

Q: What's it been like playing a character who began as a boy but is now barely human?

A: It was tricky to work out how exactly we would play him. It was clear that he needed to have this kind of emotionless, soulless, slightly mysterious aura to him, but we didn't want it to be really dull and monotone. Basically, David and Dan said read the Watchmen comics: it's like Dr Manhattan. Bran's got this whirlwind of information spinning around the whole time: "Oh, that happened, that happened, that happened." It's like he's not really in any fixed time.

Q: Crucially he is one of the few who knows what the enemy in the Great War is

A: Yes, in fact Bran more than anyone, because he is now basically the arch enemy of the Night's King. They are sworn enemies from the first day of time, the Three-eyed Raven and the Night's King. So Bran knows better than anyone, I think, the terror and fear they should all be feeling with this threat looming over them.
 
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I'm beginning to wonder where this whole thing is going???

They have the war of the kingdoms coming, and the war with the dead, and basically 1.5 full seasons worth of episodes. That's a lot for the remaining number of episodes left. It's going to have to be rushed unless by some miracle at the end of this season all the kingdoms get on the same page, resolve their differences, and fight the white walkers together whilst saying fuck ruling the world. Then hopefully the last season is an all-out war with the dead that takes up most of the seasons episodes with a last episode epilogue.

In all reality I see everyone bickering until mid next season and the series swiftly ended and disappointing. I think Cersei will die, the dragons will die, and in the midst of an all-out war most of the kingdoms are annihilated by the white walkers and somehow either Danyeris, Sansa, or Arya end up ruling the world after the ashes.
 
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What a fucking episode! Every box ticked. My inner nerd came hard!

This is the first time Arya and Sansa along with Jon and Theon were face to face since 2011.
 

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I'm beginning to wonder where this whole thing is going???

They have the war of the kingdoms coming, and the war with the dead, and basically 1.5 full seasons worth of episodes. That's a lot for the remaining number of episodes left. It's going to have to be rushed unless by some miracle at the end of this season all the kingdoms get on the same page, resolve their differences, and fight the white walkers together whilst saying fuck ruling the world. Then hopefully the last season is an all-out war with the dead that takes up most of the seasons episodes with a last episode epilogue.

In all reality I see everyone bickering until mid next season and the series swiftly ended and disappointing. I think Cersei will die, the dragons will die, and in the midst of an all-out war most of the kingdoms are annihilated by the white walkers and somehow either Danyeris, Sansa, or Arya end up ruling the world after the ashes.


Dany is going to go Mad Queen on everyone and become the queen of ashes.
 

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What a fucking episode! Every box ticked. My inner nerd came hard!

This is the first time Arya and Sansa along with Jon and Theon were face to face since 2011.

yeah, but i stop caring about the Starks in 2011. What a boring plot line. Sansa who is completely useless. Aria i-cant-decide-which-plot-i-want-to-be. Bran the rape voyeur. Zzzzz

Bronn is cool, so he will probably die for it.

I'm glad there was finally conflict. Im at least interesting in seeing the next episode.
 

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Wife got mad because I was rooting for Jaime and Bronn :keke:
 

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It's unfortunate Bran's new personality wasn't foreshadowed at all. Even in the last episode of season 6 while saying bye to Uncle Ben he was normal. Then he arrives in Winterfell and goes full emotionless robot.

I think what happened was he has spent a thousand years plugged into the weirwood, mentally at least. A thousand years worth of information and memories. So he's hardly Bran anymore. He's transcended, become the new Three-Eyed Raven. So getting revenge on who killed Ned and who crippled him is low priority - his mission is to defeat the Others.

Just too bad his transformation is like a light switch, one second he's Bran and now he's not.
 

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Yeah, man last night was a joyride for the last bit with that battle.

My wife and I were trying to figure out if it was Bronn or Dickon that jumped out at the last minute to save Jaime.
 
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