Al Bundy Vs Homer Simpson! THE REAL MOTM!

[Metal Slug]

Al Bundy Vs Homer Simpson! THE REAL MOTM!

Ok bit of fun, who is the greatest champion of the downtrodden man?
I'm nominating Al Bundy, and Sam Malone (Cheers)but please feel free to add in other WORTHY contestants, Homer Simpson, Hank Hill, Beavis and Butthead etc <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
Please feel free to back up any nominations with classic quotes! <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

Al Bundy.
"Having sex with your pregnant wife, is like throwing gas in the tank of your car, after you're wrecked it!" <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

Sam Malone. (To Rebecca, before sex)
"This is quite strange to me, I've never had a friend before!"
Rebecca.
"Thats nonsence Sam, you've got plenty of friends?"
Sam.
"NO, I mean I've Never HAD a friend before!"
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So come on GUYS!
Who is the greatest Champion of the male gender!

 

[Metal Slug]

DOH!
I meant to put this in unrelated topics <IMG SRC="smilies/spock.gif" border="0">

 

[ForeverSublime]

Homer Simpson - "The machine of capitalism is oiled by the blood of its workers"

 

[Metal Slug]

LOL!
OK, *thinks*
Homer.
"Its at times like this I ask myself, What would God do in this situation?" <IMG SRC="smilies/spock.gif" border="0">

 

[Metal Slug]

OK I'm adding Bill Murray as Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters!

To Sigourney Weaver, in the red dress <IMG SRC="smilies/smirk.gif" border="0"> after being posessed by Zuul.

"I make it a rule not to sleep with posessed people"
......
"Well, its more of a guideline than a rule"

 

[Metal Slug]

OK, so more Al Bundy <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

*Thinking to himself with Peggy nagging him!*

"I said yes??? What was I thinking?? I'd already had sex with her, so I wouldn't have wanted that again"


OR, singing along with his favourite TV show theme,

"A little touched or so we're told...
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold...
Might as well, she was getting old..
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad....
With his Gun...
But he loved his son...." <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

[ November 05, 2001: Message edited by: Metal Slug ]

 

[Metal Slug]

Al Bundy under the bonnet (hood) of his car, fixing something,

"Kelly, get behind the wheel, and turn the car on for me will you"

Bud.
"You better tell her not to rub herself on it dad"

AL.
"Dont be stupid Bud. Kelly, use the key pumpkin"

 

[SNK4EVER]

AL BUNDY!

 

[Caris Nautilus]

The undisputed King,

Fred Sanford

"Dummy!"

"I could put your face in some dough, and make gorilla cookies"

"Deal unto others, as they have dealt unto you"

"Into every life some rain must fall, but in Esters case, a whole lotta ugly fell"

 

[Metal Slug]

Originally posted by Drift King EX:
<STRONG>The undisputed King,

Fred Sanford

"Dummy!"

"I could put your face in some dough, and make gorilla cookies"

"Deal unto others, as they have dealt unto you"

"Into every life some rain must fall, but in Esters case, a whole lotta ugly fell"</STRONG>

LOL! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
Come on the rest of you!

 

[Kiel]

Homer Simpson!

Beer: the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.