Anyone like to laugh at Steven Segal?

[SamuraiShogun]

Just take this link to see Steven in his dreams... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=25948

 

[Neo Rasa]

*LMAO* Amazing.

If any of you like making fun of him I recommend you rent Exit Wounds immediately, it's HILARIOUSLY bad.

I feel kind of sorry for the guy though, because his first two movies (Hard to Kill and Marked for Death) were both awesome and high quality. Plus he was really thin at the time. Everything after that is crap.

 

[John]

Did you ever see that MAD TV skit "One True Impact"? It's supposed to be like Marvin's Room or One True Thing, except it has Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme as the sons, and there's a flashback scene where young Steven and old Steven kick their verbally abusive father's ass. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

 

[Kiel]

Will Sasso does a great impression of him.

...funny...

 

[Herzog Drei]

Originally posted by Neo Rasa:
<STRONG>*LMAO* Amazing.

If any of you like making fun of him I recommend you rent Exit Wounds immediately, it's HILARIOUSLY bad.

I feel kind of sorry for the guy though, because his first two movies (Hard to Kill and Marked for Death) were both awesome and high quality. Plus he was really thin at the time. Everything after that is crap.</STRONG>

Brooklyn Massacre was cool,too...and the second Under Siege-the one with the train!
Oh well,another 'hero' goes down the drain.. <IMG SRC="smilies/crying.gif" border="0">