April Fools Day

soulthug

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Anyone got any plans?

I have some exxxxxxxxxxxxcellent ones lined up for some tosspots at school :emb:
 

Crissaegrim

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ugh, I hate being a Tool fan on April 1st.

I also bet anything that there will be a news story about Sega releasing a new console.
 

toy_brain

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I'm going to see Jeremy Hardy (BBC Radio 4 comedian bloke) that night.
I'll be staying in bed untill the morning is over, and generally not listening to anyone for most of the day.

I'm an utter tool. I fall for the lamest april fools jokes all the fucking time.

PS: Solthug, you go to school on a saturday?
 
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Neon_Sonic

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You go to school on Saturday?

By the way, is that really soulthug in his avatar? I thought it was "that other kid"...

Edit:

PS: Solthug, you go to school on a saturday?

Damn you. I hate being beaten to the obvious.
 

Magnaflux

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Thuggles didn't make good grades last semester so I enrolled him in a weekend class so he can catch up to his peers.

As a father, its embarassing to wait with my son at the curb for the short bus to take him to school. :emb:

I would drive him myself, but he drooled on my corinthian leather seats last time. :mad:
 

Soniku

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  • All websites close down, or change their subject/purpose/layout on April Fool's Day...

  • Just about all of us assholes fall for at least one of those jokes every year, because we don't care about April Fool's Day.

  • :chimp:
 
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Gotenks326

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Since it's on a Saturday this year I'm going to be busy at the State (CA) Science Olympiad :annoyed:
 

Neon_Sonic

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I'm taking the SAT on Saturday morning...

Just imagine the possibilities there.
 

aria

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Neon_Sonic said:
I'm taking the SAT on Saturday morning...

Just imagine the possibilities there.

I would hand out flyers for the "Stanford quick-acceptence System"

Or put "cancelled" signs everywhere in the parking lot and the doors
 

evil wasabi

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I still think I had the best one a few years ago, when I said Bug Guy was a secret character in KotM2, and gave the code to select him. Ahaha, bet I really made Bobak sad.
 

Hidden Character

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For the past 3 years, I've thought about calling home and telling my folks that I got a girl pregnant on April Fool's Day, but never actually followed through for the news probably would send them into cardiac arrest.
 

oldschool

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Hidden Character said:
For the past 3 years, I've thought about calling home and telling my folks that I got a girl pregnant on April Fool's Day, but never actually followed through for the news probably would send them into cardiac arrest.
Do it, and record it. :envy:
 

aria

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wasabi said:
I still think I had the best one a few years ago, when I said Bug Guy was a secret character in KotM2, and gave the code to select him. Ahaha, bet I really made Bobak sad.

It's Beetle Mania, thank-you-very-much. :angry:
 

soulthug

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toy_brain said:
PS: Solthug, you go to school on a saturday?
Nahhh, i just know where 20 or 30 of the tossers will be on saturday.

I have some deeeeeeeeeevious plans.
 

SPINMASTER X

I AM NOT FRENCHMAN,, I AM A HUMAN BEING!,
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Hidden Character said:
For the past 3 years, I've thought about calling home and telling my folks that I got a girl pregnant on April Fool's Day, but never actually followed through for the news probably would send them into cardiac arrest.

You should call some random white girl's family and tell them you got her pregnat, then you'll see cardiac arrest!

then be like "syke niggaaaaa" then hang up the phone.

Maybe I should do that.
 

Hidden Character

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SPINMASTER X said:
You should call some random white girl's family and tell them you got her pregnat, then you'll see cardiac arrest!

then be like "syke niggaaaaa" then hang up the phone.

Maybe I should do that.

But what if they track me? :(
 

Mike Shagohod

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I figure I'll just walk into some random
MacDonalds or something and pull out
my penis and throw it up on the counter
in front of the mildy attractive middle aged
manager, and proclaim: "I'm a Star!"

Then SMILE from ear to ear, put it back in
my pants and walk out. If anyone would
be stupid enough to think I'd actually expose
myself in public... and not have gotten the joke
from a certain movie ending, well.. then I'd have
to show them a fake dick with words April Fool's
Mutha' Fucka!
on the bottom of it. :kekeke:
 

Magnaflux

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SPINMASTER X said:
You should call some random white girl's family and tell them you got her pregnat, then you'll see cardiac arrest!

then be like "syke niggaaaaa" then hang up the phone.

Maybe I should do that.


You'll have a PM with some phone numbers shortly. :chimp:


PS. leave out the 'syke' part plz.
 

SPINMASTER X

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But what if they track me?
Then you better hope that they have a sense of humor cuz if not. BAM, CHARGE!

You'll have a PM with some phone numbers shortly.


PS. leave out the 'syke' part plz.

hahaha yeah right, like Hidden Character I ain't bout to get tracked. Why don't you get one of your local black friends to do it? You do have black friends don' t you? If not then you are a complete and total racist.
 

Magnaflux

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SPINMASTER X said:
You do have black friends don' t you? If not then you are a complete and total racist.

Yeah, but they're from Kenya and sound like white folks on the phone. :kekeke:
 

Hidden Character

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SPINMASTER X said:
Then you better hope that they have a sense of humor cuz if not. BAM, CHARGE!

Nah, too risky plus I don't wanna burn any bridges with my friends' families. Ah well, guess I'll just ask some girl or lady out for Chinese buffet for lunch or something.
 

Domino-chan

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I have nothing big planned, just singing "peanut butter jelly time" whenever I have to give slot techs their phone calls.
 
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