Aussie men 'world's worst lovers'

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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=282952

Aussie men 'world's worst lovers'
Thursday Aug 2 06:00 AEST
By ninemsn staff

Australian women are the least satisfied in the bedroom, according to a new global survey.

A Sex and the Modern Woman report found that one out of every three Aussie women said their sex lives were not very or not at all satisfying — compared with a worldwide average of just 16 percent.

Australian women were also likely to wish for better sex, with 65 percent saying they had often or sometimes longed for better sex in the past year.




As dissatisfying as it might be, 74 percent of Aussie women still rated sex as important in a relationship.

The most satisfied were Saudi Arabian women, followed by Mexican, Spanish, Italian and Venezuelan women.

Leading GP and women's sexual health specialist Dr Penny Adams told the Herald Sun that open communication was the key for couples to improve their sex life.

"Women like to communicate on all issues and sex is no different," Dr Adams said.

"It makes them feel connected to their partners."

The report surveyed more than 14,000 women from 14 countries.

I live here and i find this is 'generally true' :lolz:

The "me and me mates mentality " is a bunch of faggotry I say :oh_no:

Romance - whats that ? Hey darl,luv hun sweetie..... im being romantic !!! - - lasts about 5 minutes then rolls over to sleep in a drunken stupor.........
 

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I'm sure a big factor is that expectations of sex may be vastly different from country to country. If you shipped off a bunch of Aussie women to Saudi Arabia and hooked them up with a bunch of locals, they might be more satisfied than they are now, or they might be less. Saudi Arabian women may be more satisfied because they are expecting less to begin with (no idea here--I've never dated anyone from Saudi Arabia; just using it as a random example).
 

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You're all criminals and thus, more suited to anal prison sex.
 

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SouthtownKid said:
I'm sure a big factor is that expectations of sex may be vastly different from country to country. If you shipped off a bunch of Aussie women to Saudi Arabia and hooked them up with a bunch of locals, they might be more satisfied than they are now, or they might be less. Saudi Arabian women may be more satisfied because they are expecting less to begin with (no idea here--I've never dated anyone from Saudi Arabia; just using it as a random example).

Don't know about saudi arabia either but i do know that "aussie" women come back from Europe with a smug smile on their faces ..................
 

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I bet it's killing fighting mania to ignore me.

It's kind of like ignoring a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves that's sipping on a Fosters sitting in your living room.

Sure, you can keep your eyes on the TV, but you know it's there and the eyes pain not to shift.
 

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Abasuto said:
I bet it's killing fighting mania to ignore me.

It's kind of like ignoring a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves that's sipping on a Fosters sitting in your living room.

Sure, you can keep your eyes on the TV, but you know it's there and the eyes pain not to shift.

Your 'me' mate too hey cobber? Go join the boys down in the prison showers u know you want some redneck action - you know lovin romance ?!

you pick up the soap though..............
 

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NOT GUI LONG YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OH MY MUDDY BLOOD!
 

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fighting mania said:
I live here and i find this is 'generally true' :lolz:

The "me and me mates mentality " is a bunch of faggotry I say :oh_no:

Romance - whats that ? Hey darl,luv hun sweetie..... im being romantic !!! - - lasts about 5 minutes then rolls over to sleep in a drunken stupor.........


What the fuck does this even mean? I mean, seriously.
 

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fighting mania said:
It means that I have the cultural level of a twat .

:mr_t: I can't do anything more. Abasuto already owned the thread.
 

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KumagaiToshiro said:
:mr_t: I can't do anything more. Abasuto already owned the thread.

He also picked up the soap like i suggested ,so you can join him down there in that steam bath :drool_2:

Venetian snares - Gay superhero / that can be your romantic soundtrack .......
 

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fighting mania said:
He also picked up the soap like i suggested ,so you can join him down there in that steam bath :drool_2:

Venetian snares - Gay superhero / that can be your romantic soundtrack .......

I'd prefer Man Made Paradise by Freddie Mercury to accompany my long, hot night of buttfucking, thanks. :mr_t:
 

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NeoDragoN said:
NOT GUI LONG YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OH MY MUDDY BLOOD!

Don't worry, a few of us are old enough to appreciate the joke.

(and he had a fairly strong Aussie accent --talked to him on the phone once many years ago)
 

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Bobak said:
Don't worry, a few of us are old enough to appreciate the joke.

(and he had a fairly strong Aussie accent --talked to him on the phone once many years ago)

In my very tired state, i just finally got the joke myself.
 

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Russel Crowe is weak in the sack. <- We could've guessed this already.

P.S. - There could be more than one meaning to that statement, lol.
 
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*The Chief runs to catch the last plane to Aussie Land* Here I come ladies!:D
 
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