BMX XXX: Porn free?

Queequeg

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<a href="http://ps2.ign.com/articles/376/376229p1.html" target="_blank">http://ps2.ign.com/articles/376/376229p1.html</a>

i thought that half the reason for this game was so i could look at titties when i ride a bike arround. man this game is gonna suck now! i might as well ride my bike arround. wait damn, those indecent exposure laws....
 

Daisuke Jigen

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You can still see titties on the Cube.

<img src="graemlins/glee.gif" border="0" alt="[Glee]" />
 

Force

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I'm betting that just before the GC release they announce that it's censored too.

Matt
 

Daisuke Jigen

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Originally posted by Force:
<strong>I'm betting that just before the GC release they announce that it's censored too.

Matt</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nintendo has actually made some effort to promote the fact that they are not censoring it.
 

evil wasabi

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Buy the XBOX version then Geez.

Or make your own damn tittie game. That's what I'm doing.
 

Deuce

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That's more than a little silly... whether the game is actually good or not, the main selling point is the nudity. Let's be honest here, the point is not "mature humor;" the point is that sex sells.

This will be Mortal Kombat for the Genesis/SNES all over again. Watch the PS2 version sell horribly. I predict lots of returns.

-Deuce
 

Queequeg

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i was also thinking about making a tittie game, call it "stairmaster titties"
 

Fuuma-chan

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Well, goddamn! <img src="graemlins/tickled.gif" border="0" alt="[Tickled]" />

Between BMXXXX and DOAXBV (wow, the acronyms hurt!), there's nothing now that'll really shock me.

A couple of weeks ago, though, someone asked me if I was going to pick up DOAXBV... I retorted, "DOAXBV, no. Now if there were a *KOFXBV*..."

He *blinkblinked* and looked confuzzled, until I explained KoF, at which point he exploded, "THAT pile of ass?!"

I replied, "Well, for me, *DOA* is a steaming pile of ass. Video silicone really doesn't do that much for me." ;)
 

Maury V.

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Originally posted by Force:
<strong>I'm betting that just before the GC release they announce that it's censored too.

Matt</strong><hr></blockquote>

If they do censor it, we'll all know who was behind it. You guessed it the soccer moms and concerned parents.
 

NickD

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Then I want KOF 2k3 XXX!!! <img src="graemlins/loco.gif" border="0" alt="[Loco]" />

Honestly, I am the only one who thinks that putting titties in a game where the main subject is BMX racing is lame? Another game aimed at underage "I can't rent porn" teen. <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" />
 

pyrokilla

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well not being an "xTreME" fan myself, the adult humor and skin would make this a little more enjoyable for myself :p
 

Briggs

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Originally posted by Queequeg:
<strong>i was also thinking about making a tittie game, call it "stairmaster titties"</strong><hr></blockquote>

"Bouncing Panty Fighter"
 

Liq_Wurm

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Originally posted by Briggs:
<strong>

"Bouncing Panty Fighter"</strong><hr></blockquote>

*ahem*
doax_package.jpg

<a href="http://www.the-magicbox.com/game100902c.htm" target="_blank">http://www.the-magicbox.com/game100902c.htm</a>

[ November 04, 2002: Message edited by: Liq_Wurm ]</p>
 

Phoenix Down

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Originally posted by Briggs:
<strong>

"Bouncing Panty Fighter"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Here you go. :D
<a href="http://pc.ign.com/articles/373/373791p1.html" target="_blank">Bikini Karate Babes</a>
 

toy_brain

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I really could not give a toss as to wether this game is censored or not.
This kind of 'mature' is just what the videogames industry dosen't need (crass humour and titties).
What I'd like to see is more games where you actually have to engage at least a couple hundred braincells to truly appreciate the plot and subtext (IE Silent Hill, Shadow of memories), not mindless schoolboy 'humour'.

BMX XXX? - Censor it, ban it, bin it - its not like your life will be empty without yet another EXTEEEEMMMEEE sports game, will it!
 

EMAGDNIM

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um...why would you want a title such as this???...Whoa...you get to ride a BMX bike with topless characters.... <img src="graemlins/annoyed.gif" border="0" alt="[Annoyed]" />

I agree with toy_brain...who cares if they ban it...this game is just boobs and bikes...but to each, his own...I'm not going to tell you wether to buy it or not...
 

evil wasabi

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Originally posted by NickD:
<strong>Then I want KOF 2k3 XXX!!! <img src="graemlins/loco.gif" border="0" alt="[Loco]" />

Honestly, I am the only one who thinks that putting titties in a game where the main subject is BMX racing is lame? Another game aimed at underage "I can't rent porn" teen. <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

yeah
nobody topless bike rides

Skating they do.
 

Queequeg

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im not saying its a worthwhile game, if i wanted to ride a bike, i have one, ok i really dont, but i can allways buy one and acctually enjoy it. but the whole premise behind it, the fact that it is supposed to be a "mature" game and that they are taking away its "maturity" away just seems really stupid to me.
 

neojedi

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Acclaim wrote the book on stupid, the only thing they used to market the game is skin, and they're taking the skin out?

Whatever. I still haven't forgiven them for Total Recall, Wrestlemania, and Wizards and Warriors 3. <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" />
 

EMAGDNIM

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HAHA yeah...Total Recall was shit <img src="graemlins/ohno.gif" border="0" alt="[Oh No]" /> ...I forgot that Acclaim was producing this crap...oh well...
 

TheBigBB

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Anyone who wants to see some images of real naked women can just use their computer if they have no other way. I don't really understand the pull of this game.
 
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