Boy Killed Anally By Exploding Chair

[Hidden Character]

The Story

By Adam Frucci, 2:44 PM on Fri Feb 20 2009, 400,047 views


Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.

I'm trying my hardest not to laugh while typing this, but it's very, very tough.

 

[SML]

My screw-adjust chair will never do my ass wrong.

 

[smokehouse]

Oh shit...LOL...

As bad as it may sound, that is funny as hell...I'm chuckling as I type this...

 

[GodOfHardcore]

nobody's ass is safe

 

[SonGohan]

He was probably on his 45th hour of World of Warcraft.

 

[Michael Yagami]

Looks like I'm going out to get a new chair.

 

[mmsadda]

When I die, I want to go out like that. Ah, the dignity.... the honor.... the hyperintense prostate stimulation

 

[Lagduf]

Wouldn't it be great if "Made in the USA" was stamped on the chair?

What a horrible way to die though, poor kid.

 

[LWK]

god damnit, now I can't relax in my chair. this better be a hoax.

 

[SSS]

god damnit, now I can't relax in my chair. this better be a hoax.

seeing as there is no apparent blood on the fabric I'd say it is.

 

[jonny419]

seeing as there is no apparent blood on the fabric I'd say it is.

maybe the explosion was so intense that the boy was thrown from the chair. you don't know, it could happen.

 

[ratson]

I heard a similar story years ago but i heard that in the states and europe the gasspring was adjusted so things like that don't happen to us.Back in the saddle men.

 

[Syn]

At least the poor kid didn't live. Going through life half-assed is pointless!

 

[aria]

Sounds like BS. I don't believe it until it has a credible source, even the guy on Gizmondo sounded hesitant.

 

[OrochiEddie]

The dangers of being lazy

 

[Hidden Character]

Sounds like BS. I don't believe it until it has a credible source, even the guy on Gizmondo sounded hesitant.

Even if it is BS, it's still worth a chuckle at the sheer thought of such a way to die.

 

[Syn]

A future Myth Busters episode?

 

[RocketLawnChair]

Holy shit! Just posting to let everyone know I had nothing to do with this.

 

[Cavalry]

At least the poor kid didn't live. Going through life half-assed is pointless!

a hahaha! bad form, but this struck me as funny.

 

[OMFG]

Holy shit! Just posting to let everyone know I had nothing to do with this.

 

[ferrarimanf355]

At least the poor kid didn't live. Going through life half-assed is pointless!

Now, now, let's not get cheeky with the jokes...

 

[Loopz]

Everyone missed the obvious one...

Rectum? It damn near killed 'im!

Count me down as a skeptic.

 

[SPINMASTER X]

Is "exploding chair" another word for "kernow"?

 

[Mike Shagohod]

Doubt this is true... but if it is. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE
deserves such an ignoramus death.

 

[Arcademan]

Doubt if it's true but you never know. I know the transit drivers on our city buses have those air-adjustable seats. You can hear them inflate and deflate BIG TIME when a new driver comes and adjusts the seat for their body configuration. I could imagine one of those babies exploding and smashing the driver through the front window.