All of "those kinds of people" wear pointed alligator skin shoes, or at least thats what he says, but I think he's a liar and just too cheap to buy k-swiss sneakers.
Stinky-Dinkins said:
D-Lite wears those socks that go up to his knees when he mows the lawn. He doesn't want any icky crickets jumping onto his bare skin. Typical gaylord.