Defund the Police is dead. Don’t even entertain it

[SouthtownKid]

Which one of you two is Matthau and which is Lemon?

Way off. He's Tony Randall from the tv version and I'm JJ Walker in a completely unrelated series.

 

[LoneSage]

It is a 100% true story.... Are you calling me a liar?

I don't know what The Fish looks like, but I want to believe his jowls trembled furiously when he wrote that.