France goes to WAR!!!!

SPINMASTER X

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I have felt the fury of French brute force. I was on the recieving end of some tear gas on new years day 2004 during a riot in Paris.

L'owned
 

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Ah, the sweet small of tear gas in the morning. Makes my eyes water just thinking about it for some reason. :make_fac:
 

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I hope these guys packed their state-issued white flags.
 

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"They succeeded in their big military action. They defeated a handful of unarmed Corsican sailors" :buttrock:

And they did it by exposing their armpits.
 

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SamuraiShodownSensei said:
"They succeeded in their big military action. They defeated a handful of unarmed Corsican sailors" :buttrock:

And they did it by exposing their armpits.
Sacré Bleu!
 

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SPINMASTER X said:
I have felt the fury of French brute force. I was on the recieving end of some tear gas on new years day 2004 during a riot in Paris.

L'owned

that's the one problem with France - why do they use so much tear gas? It's obnoxious.
 

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Magnaflux said:
I hope these guys packed their state-issued white flags.


:lol: GEEZUS that was some funny shit!

Truth hurts doesn't it!?! :rolleyes:
 

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SamuraiShodownSensei said:
"They succeeded in their big military action. They defeated a handful of unarmed Corsican sailors" :buttrock:

And they did it by exposing their armpits.


:lol: HOLLY CRAP, man I am dying here.

GAWD DAMN that's some good shit too. :lol:
 

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Heh...if the hijackers are French, the easiest way to neutralize their threat is to bombard the area with odor eaters.
 

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Exclusive pic of French soldier posing after the incident.

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I like their new protective helmet attire.
 

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SPINMASTER X said:
I have felt the fury of French brute force. I was on the recieving end of some tear gas on new years day 2004 during a riot in Paris.

L'owned

I too have been caught in a tear gas cloud (and let me tell you, they are invisible) and I agree that they are a very undesireable experience --it during a hockey riot after the Gophers won their 2nd nat'l championship in a row. I actually created a small library of photos and posted them on the site --it's still there.
 

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The French did make decent rifle in the FAMAS, though. Surprising for a country that hasn't gone to war since 1940.
 

SPINMASTER X

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Bobak said:
I too have been caught in a tear gas cloud (and let me tell you, they are invisible) and I agree that they are a very undesireable experience --it during a hockey riot after the Gophers won their 2nd nat'l championship in a row. I actually created a small library of photos and posted them on the site --it's still there.

Damn I remember when you posted that waaaaaaay back in the day. It was hilarious. You were smiling in the pix and shit. great stuff.
 

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wasabi said:
that's the one problem with France
:spock:

They use tear gas because it's difficult to silly-slap an enemy soldier to death.
 

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I find it quite funny and sad at the same time that the US people (or at least, the Neo-Geo community which doesn't make a whole of the US hopefully) are making fun of France while letting their country become a police state... :oh_no:

Seriously, wake up guys, you don't have long before it comes down.
 

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NickD said:
I find it quite funny and sad at the same time that the US people (or at least, the Neo-Geo community which doesn't make a whole of the US hopefully) are making fun of France while letting their country become a police state... :oh_no:

Seriously, wake up guys, you don't have long before it comes down.
Its not a dictatorship its a "Jesus-ship"!
 

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If Bush runs out of places to invade he should consider France. I'm sure we could find a way to convert all the armpit hair into oil.
 

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Lycan645 said:
If Bush runs out of places to invade he should consider France. I'm sure we could find a way to convert all the armpit hair into oil.

Or find a way to sluice off the oily faces of French women and turn it into gasoline.
 
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