Good Video of Exxon Oil Spill in Arkansas neighborhood (not April Fools): Thanks Canada!

[aria]

This was an older pipeline (not the Keystone XL that's been in the news):

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Thanks Obama...

 

[evil wasabi]

that's insane

Black gold floods the streets

I would be out there with buckets trying to build a reserve for myself. You know much that shit is worth?

 

[IDCHAPPY]

That's pretty gross, but as above, get the buckets out

 

[Lagduf]

I'd definitely be scooping that shit up. Not sure what I'd do with it.

 

[aria]

Well that's some heavy-ass Canadian crude, you can't just pour that into a car--you gotta refine that shit.

But don't think you need some fancy fangled refiner-inery, you can just play it like some badass Nigerians from the delta:

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[CORY]

I liked it better when our only concerns were to produce good maple syrup, pack our milk in bags and to deal with Brigitte Bardot's hate. Thanks Obama...

 

[SNKorSWM]

It could be worse. Someone could toss a cigarette butt out the window and the town would be wiped out from the map.

 

[norton9478]

I don't think that a cigarette would be enough to start it on fire.