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You know I kid. Hope your birthday turned out well.
That made me LOL.
Apparently, I'm a jerk because my wife bought me two presents, one of which she got at the last minute on my birthday morning. It was a Megaman art book that I had been looking at ordering for a while on amazon but never pulled the trigger. She asked for some money that morning and when and paid $40 for it (cover price). About an hour after she gave it to me I took it back to the book store because she had paid way too much for it in my opinion. If she had bought it a while ago and like actually put effort into it I would have just kept it, but because she had just gotten it, I didn't think it was a big deal. Apparently, I was wrong, because now she's pissed at me. I guess I need to develop normal people emotions.
I also got Dragon Quest VI from her (which I will probably never open) and her mom got me a $50 visa gift card. I got to do pretty much nothing all day as my wife was not talking to me besides watch Robocop 3 and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. She also made me a cake and drew Scott Pilgrims' 1up head from the comics on it.
So, after another shitty birthday (somehow I always end up with my wife pissed at me on my birthday) I'm just older and closer to being even more of a loser.