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I'm sorry for laughing....
Seriously though - roofies. You need lots and lots of roofies.
Seriously though - roofies. You need lots and lots of roofies.
Makismo said:I am afraid that I do hunch over a lot. I always feel that I have a large weight on my back that pushes me down. When I notice that I am hunched over, I try to straighten up a bit to show more confidence. You could probably tell from my picture (the one that I have) that I don't have a lot of self-confidence. If I had a friend, then maybe I would like myself more. However, right now I don't have any friends and I haven't had one in years.
JHendrix said:
Makismo said:. However, right now I don't have any friends and I haven't had one in years.
madmanjock said:Are you for real? is this some sort of joke? Normally I take the piss out of people like this but for once I honestly feel quite sorry for you.
son_of_bael said:This it what i was thinking, but I am of the opinion that it is a big happy joke.
madmanjock said:Are you for real? is this some sort of joke? Normally I take the piss out of people like this but for once I honestly feel quite sorry for you.
Makismo said:No, I am telling the truth. I haven't had a friend in years. I don't have anyone really. I like to talk to my cats a lot but they aren't that great of company. I tend to spend my time on this board because you are the only people that will talk to me. This board is all the social life that I have. I go to school and go to this board and that is about it. I just wish I had someone in my everyday life to talk to yet I don't have a soul. I really does get to me a lot more than it used to. I spend long hours of the day talking to myself pretending that I have someone to talk to. I like to imagine people talking to me who are glad to talk to me. It used to keep me going but not so much these days.
Makismo said:No, I am telling the truth. I haven't had a friend in years. I don't have anyone really. I like to talk to my cats a lot but they aren't that great of company. I tend to spend my time on this board because you are the only people that will talk to me. This board is all the social life that I have. I go to school and go to this board and that is about it. I just wish I had someone in my everyday life to talk to yet I don't have a soul. I really does get to me a lot more than it used to. I spend long hours of the day talking to myself pretending that I have someone to talk to. I like to imagine people talking to me who are glad to talk to me. It used to keep me going but not so much these days.
MistressDragon said:Let's be realistic.
You're not going to get a girl no matter how "Sweet" you are if you don't at least have some personal hygiene. You won't even get the obese women Merc99 posts all over.
Step one. Go to a decent store. If you don't have a lot of money, try some smaller department store and buy yourself khaki slacks and a button up shirt that is pressed and crisp to perfection. No jeans. At least get two of these outfits to start off with. Get good shoes to go with it. Girls pay attention to shoes. Preferably black ones (Remember, none of that low class trashy tennis shoes look).
Quit smoking. It's a disgusting habit. Not only do you stink, but your breath smells like shit. Personally, I don't mind a casual smoke of argila, but that's about it.
Brush your teeth and get a teeth whitening. If you can't afford a professional one, try Crest White Strips. Always have breath mints or gum.
To remove your stench, take a shower (YES, EVERYDAY!). Use nice cologne that isn't overwhelming. Try something by Ralph Lauren.
Get your nails trimmed and clean. Same goes for the nasty feet. Moisturize.
Don't pop your zits. Go to the doctor and get a topical gel to take care of the problem. They will write out a prescription.
Shave. If you have tasteful groomed sideburns, leave them. But everything else has to go.
Your hair.. damn. That really sucks. But hopefully, with a little bit of what I have told you, it can be ignored. Get a trim. Make sure it's very short and groomed. Or, you could just shave it all off. The bald head look on a groomed looking business guy is very attractive. Depends on whether or not he can pull it off, though.
MOVE OUT of your parents house! That's NEVER going to go over well with women. It's fucking pathetic. Get some education, class, and a career.
As for attitude.. You have a long ways to go. Picking on Jigen didn't help your image.
Makismo said:Just wondering, but who is this?
It looks to be part of a woman's face but I have no idea who that is. She looks kind of cute though.
Makismo said:No, I am telling the truth. I haven't had a friend in years. I don't have anyone really. I like to talk to my cats a lot but they aren't that great of company. I tend to spend my time on this board because you are the only people that will talk to me. This board is all the social life that I have. I go to school and go to this board and that is about it. I just wish I had someone in my everyday life to talk to yet I don't have a soul. I really does get to me a lot more than it used to. I spend long hours of the day talking to myself pretending that I have someone to talk to. I like to imagine people talking to me who are glad to talk to me. It used to keep me going but not so much these days.
Makismo said:No, I am telling the truth. I haven't had a friend in years. I don't have anyone really.
buster_broon said:to be honest James i was hear when you used to insult Jigen alot and it wasnt only names you called him it was lots of other stuff
maybe thats why you have no friends
if you acted in real life the way you act here, if i was around you i would want to smack you head in
Since i've known you you have acted slightly racist and unfeeling towards disabilities however minor - all that Jigen stuff really put me off you completely thats why i dont have any respect for you and i feel you are using this thread to gain some heart felt pressure from other members but at the end of the day i also feel you are laughing at your terminal
you really need to get some social skills
SnairDogg said:Receeding hairline's suck...bic it. I'm planning on doing that pretty soon. Buster is saying that you were racist or something in the past to some Jigen fellow, that's pretty gay, maybe that's why you don't have friends. I don't know if it's true what he said or not, but you have to respect others and treat others as you would like to be treated, ya know? Ever hear of Karma? Everything else has been said as far as hygiene and attitude is concerned. And also remember that you have to like yourself before you can expect others to like you. Be yourself, don't try to be something you're not. There is also a saying, "There's a lid to every pot"- or something like that, you get the idea.