Is your neo cart slot a virgin?

NeoGML

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Or is it a slut?

Tell me, i'd like to know.

Virgin - never been used yet (by you)

Girl next door - 1~5 carts have been played on it (by you)

Dirty Girl - 6~15 carts (by you)

Slut - 16-30 carts (by, oh you know the fucking drill...)

Working Girl - 30~45 carts

Whore - 46~60 carts

Crackwhore - 61+ carts

Washed up, loose, cher-like bitch - 70+ carts have been played on it, but you don't use it anymore for whatever reason.

Share it with us!
 

Tom

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Great rating system. Mine is Dirty Girl.
 

evil wasabi

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i bought my bitch used, that dirty

SLUT


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Tom

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Sonic,it's a slut just by your use? Sorry if that sounded wrong.
 

mookystains

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wait, are you talking about different carts like a dirty girl would be 6~1 different carts, or just how many times its been used total?
 

Ghost-Dog

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Man, what a dirty topic.

I just took my Neo's "virginity" today so to speak. It has very tight slots hehehe.

So I guess mine would be considered "Girl Next Door"

[ June 27, 2001: Message edited by: Ghost-Dog ]
 

evil wasabi

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Originally posted by Tom:
<STRONG>Sonic,it's a slut just by your use? Sorry if that sounded wrong.</STRONG>

hehe, im just guessing, and no its not a slut by me, if it was it would only be the girl nextdoor (read: 3 games) but im assuming its sluttyness, so you never know...it could be cher
 

rarehero

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well i guess mine would be
a dirty girl...
but i knock er up every nite!
 

NeoGML

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yes, the number next to the um... uh... "Character Class" is the amount of different games it has uh... "been with".
 

mookystains

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than its a dirty girl. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">

[ June 27, 2001: Message edited by: mookystains ]
 

NeoGML

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hahahahahaha tight slots.

eddie! you horrible bastard! your poor little neo needs a break every so often! she can take your nightly bangings? Poor thing...
 

NSX-T

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<<Washed up, loose, cher-like bitch - 70+ carts have been played on it, but you don't use it anymore for whatever reason.>> But I still have my fun with her... <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">
 

Brandon St Randy

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hey Neo Turf Masta, how often did you use my Neo? o_O

I GOT NO IDEA OF MY Neo's rank ;_;
 

NeoLord

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My Neo cart system is a whore, but I take VERY good care of her! <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

[Edited]to extend a sentence

[ June 28, 2001: Message edited by: NeoLord ]
 

Wing Zero

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SLUT, SLUT, SLUT, SLUT, SLUT!!!!!!!!
<IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek2.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/ohno.gif" border="0">
 
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Hmmmm... I guess I have systems that would be considered "the girl next door" and one system that would be considered a "crack whore" funny post man...
 

NeoTurfMasta

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Originally posted by Daigo:
<STRONG>hey Neo Turf Masta, how often did you use my Neo? o_O

I GOT NO IDEA OF MY Neo's rank ;_;</STRONG>

TO tell you the truth, not very much. I mainly used my MVS and really only played KOF 2000 on it... But from the amount of carts I slid into her, she is a dirty girl. But when you got her, she became a born again virgin.

My poor MVS is a Whore! I used her up so much I had to buy me another MVS who is working on being a Slut right now. Still get tons of enjoyment out of both though.

god I feel dirty
 

neojedi

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Wait a second I have a 6-slot MVS! I guess that means I have a harem. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> The problem here is I don't know how "dirty" each slot has been, maybe there's a virgin in there and I don't even know it...

[ June 28, 2001: Message edited by: neojedi ]
 

NeoTurfMasta

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I have two 2 slot MVS boards. But I only stick it in one slot <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> . I stay away from slot 2..
 

HagureMetal

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My Neo is prostitute..

She often goes business trip to my friends' house and suck variety of foreign carts.

She also enjoy borrowed carts. when stay at home.

kj

[ June 28, 2001: Message edited by: KJ Mylord ]
 

Liquid Snake

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Both of us got marry in 1991 and "she" was a virgin.
Then around 1995 I almost got divorce but never did.

We've lost several kids which make me really sad.

Now We'll have more kids......two more are on the way <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
 

elbarto

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lol
My MVS would be the girl next door <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
 

Brandon St Randy

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Originally posted by NeoTurfMasta:
<STRONG>TO tell you the truth, not very much. I mainly used my MVS and really only played KOF 2000 on it... But from the amount of carts I slid into her, she is a dirty girl. But when you got her, she became a born again virgin.

My poor MVS is a Whore! I used her up so much I had to buy me another MVS who is working on being a Slut right now. Still get tons of enjoyment out of both though.

god I feel dirty</STRONG>

Born again virgin! awww ^_^

okay, then shes a girl next door <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">!

only 3 carts!
 

Eldios

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Diry girl here but moving on up. Sometimes when I'm bored, we'll have a gang bang where I'll slide 5 or 6 different "carts" in and out of her a night. <IMG SRC="smilies/smirk.gif" border="0">
 
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