N-G.com PROTIP -- 6 Jan, 2012 Edition

[SouthtownKid]

When you are playing darts

wear shoes.

 

[GregN]

When you are playing darts

wear steel-toed shoes.

Fixed.

 

[Lagduf]

Duly noted sir.

 

[SouthtownKid]

Fixed.

any shoes would have been an improvement.

 

[Phyeir]

You take a pic of the aftermath?

 

[SonGohan]

This is what Life Alert is for

 

[Sixth]

...a helmet couldn't hurt.

 

[evil wasabi]

when you fry food at the stove, wear clothes.

 

[Sixth]

when you fry food at the stove, wear clothes.

I made some bacon while not wearing a shirt once. Once.

 

[ki_atsushi]

when you fry food at the stove, wear clothes.

lol, I have an ex who learned this the hard way. I'm sure she still bares the splatter-mark shaped scars of that fateful morning.

 

[Marek]

This is what Life Alert is for

.

 

[Lagduf]

Life Alert just calls emergency services.

Emergency services have no duty to come to your aid.