Obama: "I ain't yo bi*ch, n*gga! Get your own damn fries!"

[skotgun]

so apparently barack obama wrote a book called Dreams From My Father.
and in this book there is a whole part about one of his high school friends named Ray.
what's hilarious is they actually got obama to read the audiobook.
which means he read Ray's quotes.
which means we get awesomeness like this.
aaand this.

 

[SPINMASTER X]

OMG, to hear that come out of his mouth is fuckin Hilarious!

"Now you know that guy ain't shit, Sorry ass Muthafucka ain't got shit on me"

 

[ilazul]

this is the best thing in a long time.

holy shit, the "you ain't my bitch, *****" got me choking.

 

[HeartlessNinny]

Damn, pretty funny.

Who knew 'mothafucka' could sound so dignified..?

 

[PleaseKillMeNow]

Someone's got a new ringtone...

 

[skotgun]

Someone's got a new ringtone...

OH SHIT!
totally didn't think of that.
that's an amazing idea!

 

[rarehero]

lollercoaster.

 

[SPINMASTER X]

I'm sure people are already getting Obama soundboard prank calls just like the Schwarzenegger and Sam Jackson ones.

 

[ratson]

This is going on my phone

 

[Lets Gekiga In]

 

[cannonball]

mah man.

 

[aria]

Oh man...

 

[ilazul]

This is going on my phone

I'm just waiting until someone combines this with the phone number thread.

 

[Lagduf]

I heard abour this 1-2 weeks ago. Pretty awesome.

I could have SWORN someone posted a link to it on this site? Not sure though.

LOLZTOTHEMAX regardless.

 

[SonGohan]

If somebody can track those audioclips over a beat or techno or whatever, that would be awesome.

 

[PleaseKillMeNow]

I heard abour this 1-2 weeks ago. Pretty awesome.

I could have SWORN someone posted a link to it on this site? Not sure though.

LOLZTOTHEMAX regardless.

Spamland, perhaps?

 

[SPINMASTER X]

If somebody can track those audioclips over a beat or techno or whatever, that would be awesome.

Wes haven't you learned anything from the Internet? There is ALWAYS a techno remix, ALWAYS. Just give it a couple days and Youtube will have some techno remixes.

 

[ratson]

I'm just waiting until someone combines this with the phone number thread.

LMAO,i didn't even think about that

 

[skotgun]

it begins.

not exactly related, but i also found this.

edit: hahaha oh my god.

 

[OrochiEddie]

"Get your own fries" :lol

I remember seeing the audio book at B&N when I was working there. I'm so waiting for this to be unearthed and people using these statements out of context.

 

[SPINMASTER X]

it begins.

not exactly related, but i also found this.

edit: hahaha oh my god.

This shit is hilarious.

 

[J. Max]

The bad thing about this is that idiots like Rush Limbaugh will play this stuff on his show to make Obama look bad and take it WAY out of context.

 

[skateonwalls]

It sounds like he is saying "You ain't my bi*ch, n*gga! Get your own damn fries!"

 

[Marek]

Holy shit.

 

[Hidden Character]

Obama: Just one of the guys. LOL