Bloody oath! You have your dinky-di kangaroos loose in the top paddock mate... London to a brick. But if you like, I can give you a mate's rate on some German lessons, nothin' exy, won't cost big bikkies, just fair dinkum vocabulary, yet, don't crack a fat about it. Piece of piss for me and she'll be apples, so don't kick the bucket on my next comment or I'll give it away.
Big mobs of regards,
Oliver
P.S. Got some bottler amber fluid in my fridge, why don't you visit? Can't be that much clicks away, now can it? Don't drink with the flies, I always say... anyway, have a good arvo!
...and yes, this post is not worth a ridgy-didge zack. So don't feel iffy about my bodgy tries to be funny. You're a grouse guy but my mind, well, it's just gone walkabout.