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I'm tempted to register my living will with you. If something happens and I get incapacitated, I know you will remember with absolute clarity my wishes.
I'd rather he fixate on me than imaginary illegals in his barn. Or maybe he already ordered something off the tv to keep them away.
You've got to remember that women live longer than men. 90%+ of my coworkers and the residents are women and have no interest in staring at the valleys between each other's tits. Plus it's unprofessional or some other anti-moe bullshit lie.No visible cleavage at work?
Wtf that’s like one of the best perks.
About how many kids trick-or-treat at your house?Drink in the front yard, give candy to kids, eat one piece for every five I give out.
About how many kids trick-or-treat at your house?
The last two years have been totally dead on my block. Maybe a dozen or so groups of people.
Go as the gimp from Pulp Fiction.I dunno yet. Probably something simple/light, because that place is a sauna (even long sleeved shirts, in the winter, make you sweat--the heat is usually set high because the elderly tend to always be cold, even in the summer) and residents like to grab things. Last year, I just wore a Hawaiian shirt and a wig with devil horns--Satan on vacation I guess. Having to wear masks and possibly goggles/face shields puts a damper on things too.
There's a dress code at work as well (no visible cleavage, exposed belly, short shorts, etc.), Wasabi, so, slutty nurse is out. I've seen a resident tear into a CNA when her ass crack showed when she bent over.
Dude, at this point if you don’t start serial killing people, someone might kill you. This is tragic.Well, shit, Wasabi was right after all. I just got back from the thrift store and bought a dress, bra (34B if you must know), 2 wigs (black & red), 2 necklaces, 3 pairs of clip-on earrings, and 2 bunny ear headbands. Didn't get any panties, I draw the line there. The biggest women's shoes they had were 10s, but, those were still too tight to even get on my feet (I talked to my boss about it at the register and she said I'd probably need 12s or 13s.) Might add a purse later too. I don't know about makeup. Lipstick would be pointless, because I have to wear a face mask, and I know, from observing women put on both lipstick and masks, it comes off and stains the material. I might do eye shadow or paint my nails though. I promise I'll share a photo of my shame Halloween time.
Now, the important question, what should I stuff my bra with? I'm thinking water balloons. LEGOs are too noisy and would hurt. I also wonder how many of my female co-workers are going to grope my pseudo tits...
Also, watch for the exciting early November thread about the horrible nipple rash I get from wearing a secondhand bra and not washing it first.
Koll, I think I'll make a few Jack-o-lanterns as well.