Dear american citizens

[Metal Slug]

Glad to see you're finally out in the open about your supreme lack of objectivity and that in the future you won't start threads under the pretense of being interested in having any serious political discussions, as well as the admission that you see your primary function here as that of an instigator working to create a rift between the American and European members on this forum.

Bravo.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
The living embodiment of steryotypical humourless Americans has arrived to prove my point!
And if you think this thread represents a 'serious political discussion' then you have truly transcended into some personal nirvana of stupidity!

LOL! Yes, thats right 'scanline' I'm just here to help 'create a rift' between America and Europe! Oh no! Thats your idiot president's job isn't it?
*Oh my aching sides*

BTW, nows the point where you should get really hissy, instead of realising that by getting all shitty and throwing your toys out of the pram that you are not only missing the point, but also proving it!

 

[C.A.R25]

Bla Bla Bla

BTW. Best post I've read in years!
QUOTE]


No wander British humor is so dry.

At lest the only thing I agreed on was the fact that american "football" sucks.

Other wise, I think there is a reason why much more Europeans (and other people across the world) migrate to America than the other way around (like those loser leftest socialist ass holes leaving to Canada... Canada would love em
anyways ! HAHA

 

[SouthtownKid]

BTW. Best post I've read in years!
QUOTE]


No wander British humor is so dry.

At lest the only thing I agreed on was the fact that american "football" sucks.

Other wise, I think there is a reason why much more Europeans (and other people across the world) migrate to America than the other way around (like those loser leftest socialist ass holes leaving to Canada... Canada would love em
anyways ! HAHA

Europeans, please note:

Although he seems unable to use the quote function, and clocks in at around 10 spelling and grammar mistakes in only 3 paragraphs (two of which are single sentences), he does NOT represent the best we have to offer.

Thank you for your attention and understanding.

 

[Metal Slug]

BTW. Best post I've read in years!
QUOTE]


No wander British humor is so dry.

At lest the only thing I agreed on was the fact that american "football" sucks.

Other wise, I think there is a reason why much more Europeans (and other people across the world) migrate to America than the other way around (like those loser leftest socialist ass holes leaving to Canada... Canada would love em
anyways ! HAHA

Thank-God! A literate American!

 

[SonGohan]

LOL! Yes, thats right 'scanline' I'm just here to help 'create a rift' between America and Europe!

I don't know about creating some rift, but if you've shown us anything it's that you're here solely for international politics. Nothing like mixing fun, recreational gaming with mind-numbingly boring politics that solves nothing other than "here's what I think..."

I mean, really, politics threads should be locked on site. It's just people waving their opinions around without listening to each other or even trying to understand what the other is saying. Fuck that shit, give me Fatal Fury Special.

 

[Metal Slug]

Europeans, please note:

Although he seems unable to use the quote function, and clocks in at around 10 spelling and grammar mistakes in only 3 paragraphs (two of which are single sentences), he does NOT represent the best we have to offer.

Thank you for your attention and understanding.

I actually wasn't sure if he was serious or just 'playing along' but either way it was really funny!

 

[Metal Slug]

I don't know about creating some rift, but if you've shown us anything it's that you're here solely for international politics. Nothing like mixing fun, recreational gaming with mind-numbingly boring politics that solves nothing other than "here's what I think..."

I mean, really, politics threads should be locked on site. It's just people waving their opinions around without listening to each other or even trying to understand what the other is saying. Fuck that shit, give me Fatal Fury Special.

And a thread that mixes politics, cultural differences, and national steryotypes into a blend of humourous rivalry doesn't count as 'fun'?


It really is too much for some of you isn't it?

 

[syringe]

It's only humorous if it's *actually* funny and not a plagurised joke that was posted in mean spirit and has been spammed all over the internet since the previous election...

It's not funny due to how fucking old it is and because of the obvious motive behind posting it.

Your previous post gave up the goat on your inherent biases and I meant in terms of you helping to create a Europe vs US tone on this forum irrelevant to what's happening in a larger sense.

It's just more anti-american schlock that you and a few others seem to enjoy posting on a daily basis to the point it stops being funny and starts being irritating. Occasional good natured ribbing is one thing but the stereotypical bullshit you guys feel the need to spew on a daily basis gets to be really old, really fast.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
The living embodiment of steryotypical humourless Americans has arrived to prove my point!
And if you think this thread represents a 'serious political discussion' then you have truly transcended into some personal nirvana of stupidity!

LOL! Yes, thats right 'scanline' I'm just here to help 'create a rift' between America and Europe! Oh no! Thats your idiot president's job isn't it?
*Oh my aching sides*

BTW, nows the point where you should get really hissy, instead of realising that by getting all shitty and throwing your toys out of the pram that you are not only missing the point, but also proving it!

 

[Metal Slug]

It's only humorous if it's *actually* funny and not a plagurised joke that was posted in mean spirit and has been spammed all over the internet since the previous election...

It's not funny due to it's sheer age and because of the motive behind posting it.

Your previous post gave up the goat on your inherent biases and I meant in terms of you helping to create a Europe vs US tone on this forum irrelevant to what's happening in a larger sense.

Hysterical!
You're really not very good at this 'internet thing' are you?
Never mind.
If it's upsetting you so.. Why don't you cry and whine about it?

Oh you are!

 

[syringe]

Upset? Nah, I'm just marveling at the limitless stupidity and unbridled arrogance expressed by you and your ilk.

It's overty transparent that you enjoy creating tension on the forum and then pass shit off like this as "just a joke" in order to deflect the true intent of posts like these.

Hysterical!
You're really not very good at this 'internet thing' are you?
Never mind.
If it's upsetting you so.. Why don't you cry and whine about it?

Oh you are!

 

[SML]

'internet thing'

Hilarious.

 

[Metal Slug]

Upset? Nah, I'm just marveling at the limitless stupidity and unbridled arrogance expressed by you and your ilk.

It's pretty obvious that you enjoy creating tension on the forum and then pass shit off like this as "just a joke" in order to deflect the true intent of posts like these.

LOL!
If you mean that I enjoy winding-up idiots like you with no sense of humour, inbetween having a laugh with your more adept countrymen? Then yes I love it.
Come on, wipe away the tears, you can do better than the above?

 

[syringe]

lol, there's still a difference between "having a laugh" and relentlessly bashing Americans to the point that it becomes offensive. The goal of threads like these is to irk people, and after so many of them of course much of the response to this thread is going to be out of bitterness and irritation and not humor which is helping to create the international division I was speaking of earlier.. Which you might find funny, but that's just oupled with your initial intention in the first place.

As for "doing better" you've already proved my point far better than I ever could have.

I'm not wound up in the least, what makes you think I don't find your extreme transparency in threads like these extremely ironic?

LOL!
If you mean that I enjoy winding-up idiots like you with no sense of humour, inbetween having a laugh with your more adept countrymen? Then yes I love it.
Come on, wipe away the tears, you can do better than the above?

 

[C.A.R25]

LOL!
If you mean that I enjoy winding-up idiots like you with no sense of humour, inbetween having a laugh with your more adept countrymen? Then yes I love it.
Come on, wipe away the tears, you can do better than the above?

Don't you have anything else to do ?


Time and time again it's not all that hard to see the lacking of common sense you have.... "Limitless stupidity" is very appropriate in describing you... could not say it better myself.

 

[SonGohan]

And a thread that mixes politics, cultural differences, and national steryotypes into a blend of humourous rivalry doesn't count as 'fun'?

Not really.

It really is too much for some of you isn't it?

Not really.

 

[Metal Slug]

lol, there's still a difference between "having a laugh" and relentlessly bashing Americans to the point that it becomes offensive. The point of threads like these is to irk people, and after so many of them of course much of the response to this thread is going to be out of bitterness and irritation and not humor which is helping to create the international division I was speaking of earlier.. Which you might find funny, but that's just oupled with your initial intention in the first place.

As for "doing better" you've already proved my point far better than I ever could have.

I'm not wound up in the least, what makes you think I don't find your extreme transparency in threads like these extremely ironic?

If you're so 'irked' by them, then clearly you must think they touch upon 'sore points' that you just can't laugh about! Which in your case seems to be anything critical of America or Americans in general!
And as for trying to de-rail a humourous thread in which some US members managed to find the 'flavour' and 'have a bash back' by pretending it's some stinging critique of you fundamental beliefs is just pathetic!
Which brings us back to 'humourless'!
How sad
Try harder!

On a brighter note, although humour obviously passed you by, you are still funny!

 

[syringe]

lol, once again I can laugh at something when it's actually humorous instead of just decrepit and when the motive behind it isn't so blatantly transparent. If there's an existing sore point it's just in the sheer volume of stuff that gets flung in our direction, more of a tired "here they go again" type feeling.

I'd also be curious as to your reaction if the situation were reversed and there were nothing but countless posts adressing tired European stereotypes and when exactly you would begin to object to it, or if you would merely laugh along as you claim is the proper reaction.

I actually laughed at this when I first saw it nearly four years ago and I'm laughing at you right now but that's really the extent of the humor found in this thread.

If you're so 'irked' by them, then clearly you must think they touch upon 'sore points' that you just can't laugh about! Which in your case seems to be anything critical of America or Americans in general!
And as for trying to de-rail a humourous thread in which some US members managed to find the 'flavour' and 'have a bash back' by pretending it's some stinging critique of you fundamental beliefs is just pathetic!
Which brings us back to 'humourless'!
How sad
Try harder!

On a brighter note, although humour obviously passed you by, you are still funny!

 

[Metal Slug]

lol, once again I can laugh at something when it's actually humorous instead of just decrepit and when the motive behind it isn't so blatantly transparent. If there's an existing sore point it's just in the sheer volume of stuff that gets flung in our direction, more of a tired "here they go again" type feeling.

I'd also be curious as to your reaction if the situation were reversed and there were nothing but countless posts adressing tired European stereotypes and when exactly you would begin to object to it, or if you would merely laugh along as you claim is the proper reaction.

I actually laughed at this when I first saw it nearly four years ago and I'm laughing at you right now but that's really the extent of the humor found in this thread.

LOL!
Whats that scratching noise?
Its scanline trying to claw his way out of the hole he's dug!
Yes thats it, its a conspiracy!
This thread is using humour to cover a serious attempt to undermine your 'democracy' and reinstate the British Monarchy!
As for European steryotypes, if you weren't so blinkered and humourless, you'd see that I am actually drawing upon the steryotype of the British being arrogant and superior and always regarding the Americans as colonial subjects!
Duh! Colonials
And the irony of having to explain humour to an American in this thread isn't lost on me at all!!! lmao!!
Talk about steryotypes!
As for the proper reaction!
Try to learn when to 'laugh along' or even to try and enjoy participating in a like manner, instead of just getting all hissy and defensive! Then perhaps you'll be able to participate in the serious debates without losing your cool so quickly.
You really do need to practice this 'internet' business!

 

[syringe]

Just re-read one of my previous posts and pretend it's the first time you've read it so you have something to respond to in your next post. As your successive posts indicate it's pretty obvious that you're stuck in an endless wash cycle of mind numbing stupidity and I for one won't go along on this enternal ride into oblivion you. I will however allow you those four or five posts to take along with you on your joyride into oblivion, just so you have something to respond to. If you cycle through them a few times and they start to get old, just start editing them together so you'll have something "new " to respond to in the typical revolving door fashion that's become so apparent in this thread.

LOL!
Whats that scratching noise?
Its scanline trying to claw his way out of the hole he's dug!
Yes thats it, its a conspiracy!
This thread is using humour to cover a serious attempt to undermine your 'democracy' and reinstate the British Monarchy!
As for European steryotypes, if you weren't so blinkered and humourless, you'd see that I am actually drawing upon the steryotype of the British being arrogant and superior and always regarding the Americans as colonial subjects!
Duh! Colonials
And the irony of having to explain humour to an American in this thread isn't lost on me at all!!! lmao!!
Talk about steryotypes!
As for the proper reaction!
Try to learn when to 'laugh along' or even to try and enjoy participating in a like manner, instead of just getting all hissy and defensive! Then perhaps you'll be able to participate in the serious debates without losing your cool so quickly.
You really do need to practice this 'internet' business!

 

[SonGohan]

Scanline, be prepared for the following post:


LOL!

(inane ramblings)

 

[Metal Slug]

Just re-read one of my previous posts and pretend it's the first time you've read it so you have something to respond to in your next post. As your successive posts indicate it's pretty obvious that your stuck in an endless wash cycle of mind numbing stupidity and I for one won't go along on this enternal ride into oblivion you. I will however allow you those four or five posts to take along with you on your joyride into oblivion, just so you have something to respond to. If you cycle through them a few times and they start to get old, just start editing them together so you'll have something "new " to respond to in the typical revolving door fashion that's become so apparent in this thread.

LOL!!
As in re: Scratch & Hiss, Cry & whine (repeat) yes, I get the picture!

 

[Tacitus]

To get back to why we are all here...


If Europe doesn't suck and isn't inferior, how come they're the last to get all the latest releases and then, they're in an inferior video format?

 

[Metal Slug]

To get back to why we are all here...


If Europe doesn't suck and isn't inferior, how come they're the last to get all the latest releases and then, they're in an inferior video format?

LOL!
Bitch! At least we get RGB and don't have to use sucky S-Video!
Not that it really makes up for getting less games, up to a year late

 

[syringe]

lol, he's on autopilot at this point....regardless if he wants to be or not.

Scanline, be prepared for the following post:


LOL!

(inane ramblings)