Horny 13 year old

[gmfuss]

http://www.wavy.com/Global/story.asp?S=2601567


I usually don't post stuff like this, but I just thought it was funny as hell. Coolest 13 year old ever.

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

With that title there is a 100% chance that Shito will be visiting this thread.


PS: That's why I visited this thread and man was I ever let down.

 

[Yodd]

Damn.

When I was 13, I thought looking at issues of Playboy and Hustler was enough.

 

[Average Joe]

With that title there is a 100% chance that Shito will be visiting this thread.


PS: That's why I visited this thread and man was I ever let down.

now it's worth visiting

 

[genjiglove]

The article has one mistake though, boogbutt is actually 27 years old.

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

doofus

 

[Big Shady]

I tell ya, kids these days

 

[Tacitus]

Shito wouldn't like it unless the 13 year old is a girl, she's prepubescent and she'll drop logs on his chest.

 

[genjuro1]

I can hear the kid now....

"You ain't goin nowhere, *points shotgun* Now DANCE BITCH!"

 

[Loopz]

Shito wouldn't like it unless the 13 year old is a girl, she's prepubescent and she'll drop logs on his chest.

mmm, brownies.

 

[shir0]

It's cool to be bored, because this story is boring and I hated reading it.

 

[Mike Shagohod]

Good for him. *It shows initiative on his part, although a bit sloppy in it's execution. I'd have never thought of that when I was 13. Instead I had the day of infamy at 14, with The Infamous 23 where I jerked my shit 23 times between 4PM and 10PM and paid dearly for it with the sorest nuts for two weeks, peeling skin from too much aloe vera Jurgens, and just overall a painfull experience from being overly horny and no bitches like today were around. Props to that mutha' fucka!

Bitchez need to be taught who's BOSS anyhow.

MERCENARY X99

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

I don't use lotion or lube of any sort when I start the mower. It's just not my thing.

 

[PleaseKillMeNow]

when I saw the thread title, I new what it was about.

...I dunno why, maybe because I HAD ALREADY SEEN IT MENTIONED ON FARK?!?!

 

[Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew]

when I saw the thread title, I new what it was about.

...I dunno why, maybe because I HAD ALREADY SEEN IT MENTIONED ON FARK?!?!

What the fuck is fark?

PS: Fark you.

PPS: Please give me the actual address to fark but have it lead to Lemonparty.org.

 

[shir0]

What the fuck is fark?

PS: Fark you.

PPS: Please give me the actual address to fark but have it lead to Lemonparty.org.

http://www.fark.com

Enjoy.

 

[Tacitus]

I don't use lotion or lube of any sort when I start the mower. It's just not my thing.

I usually just turn the key.. mine's a ride-on.