Kim Jong Un

[theMot]

This cunt dead, or wut?

 

[Heinz]

I want Kim Yo-Jong to be leader! Enough of these fat ugly despots, I want an evil bitch at the helm!

 

[theMot]

I want Kim Yo-Jong to be leader! Enough of these fat ugly despots, I want an evil bitch at the helm!

What about Cum of Sum Yung Guy?

 

[Heinz]

What about Cum of Sum Yung Guy?

Honestly man, great movie.

 

[LoneSage]

How wild would it be if he was dead, and the generals don't accept the sister to be the leader, so they make a deal with China to get annexed, so North Korea becomes a province of China ('autonomous zone').

 

[LoneSage]

You cunts read it here first if it happens btw

 

[theMot]

How wild would it be if he was dead, and the generals don't accept the sister to be the leader, so they make a deal with China to get annexed, so North Korea becomes a province of China ('autonomous zone').

When you shoot down to the wet market and eat giraffe for lunch what is the word on the street? They reckon he is dead?

 

[LoneSage]

When you shoot down to the wet market and eat giraffe for lunch what is the word on the street? They reckon he is dead?

lmbo you think I converse with peasants? They'd be so lucky to even have me look at them to acknowledge they're alive

 

[LoneSage]

Gonna have to add another happy face to her badge

 

[theMot]

You too good to eat giraffe?

 

[LoneSage]

Dear Leader's sister could get the giraffe

 

[theMot]

Dear Leader's sister could get the giraffe

With a moderate amount of makeup, she is totally bangable.

 

[Heinz]

Kim Jong-Un probably lived more in his 36ish years than any of us have.

With a moderate amount of makeup, she is totally bangable.

Mate she's the leaders sister, you'd bang her regardless.

 

[LoneSage]

Her sharp nasal wrinkles and slightly contracting outer eye corners actually gave me the feeling that she's at least 35 but she's got that incredibly young-looking good skin, she also has the typical ancient oriental East Asian female royal member's elegance. Looks young and old at the same time, just like Greta Thunberg, a sinister bitch.

 

[LoneSage]

With a moderate amount of makeup, she is totally bangable.

She's fairly average looking, it's the power and unattainability that makes her hot. Like a seriously successful woman. roker get in her and liberate Best Korea.

 

[LoneSage]

roker get in her

Meant to type 'here' but that works out too. Just a few more liters on a Sunday night.

She's going to have to go for one of those retarded 'Dear Leader' haircuts to show everyone else she's a god. Maybe she'll go for that retarded half-head buzzed shit white women do nowadays.

 

[theMot]

You have to give North Korea credit for how they tackled Covid 19, they closed the borders in 1953. Really ahead of the curve.

 

[Heinz]

You have to give North Korea credit for how they tackled Covid 19, they closed the borders in 1953. Really ahead of the curve.

 

[LoneSage]

Spoiler:

 

[lithy]

It is surprising how light the reporting on this potential story is, seems South Korea is still denying that there is anything amiss while Japan says he is in a coma, that's quite the range. You do worry for any potential sources with leaks being your primary source of intelligence right? Just squirrel the Asian Harry Carrey away for a week and feed slightly different info to different people and then see what gets rereported. Then purify the inner circle.

 

[Heinz]

It is surprising how light the reporting on this potential story is, seems South Korea is still denying that there is anything amiss while Japan says he is in a coma, that's quite the range. You do worry for any potential sources with leaks being your primary source of intelligence right? Just squirrel the Asian Harry Carrey away for a week and feed slightly different info to different people and then see what gets rereported. Then purify the inner circle.

South Korea doesn't want a power vacuum and Japan would love nothing more for their neighbour.

 

[lithy]

I had kinda forgotten that, while most dictators dress in a military uniform and pile on the badges and stars, Jong-Il always dressed in those grey coveralls like he was about to go unclog a toilet.

Truly a man of the people.

South Korea doesn't want a power vacuum and Japan would love nothing more for their neighbour.

Because of a potential spike in defectors and a refugee crisis or general instability because of teh nukes or some other reason?

 

[Heinz]

Because of a potential spike in defectors and a refugee crisis or general instability because of teh nukes or some other reason?

Potential Chinese border with them and all of the above.

 

[lithy]

Potential Chinese border with them and all of the above.

I honestly hadn't thought about or realized the potential for a Chinese annexation, I suppose another 25 million starving peasants is like piss in the ocean for China but why would they have any desire to bring them into the fold?

 

[Heinz]

I honestly hadn't thought about or realized the potential for a Chinese annexation, I suppose another 25 million starving peasants is like piss in the ocean for China but why would they have any desire to bring them into the fold?

NK is a pain in the ass for the CCP, completely out of step. One less variable in the plan for them would be beneficial and closer to a potential adversary (and US ally).