Kim Jong Un

[roker]

I'd totally smash then I would order the citizens to erect a statue in honor of my penis in Pyongyang. The citizens of North Korea will be forced by law to salute it everyday.

 

[Heinz]

I'd totally smash then I would order the citizens to erect a statue in honor of my penis in Pyongyang. The citizens of North Korea will be forced by law to salute it everyday.

I'd also demand all ICBM's be in the shape of your penis. Go the whole way or no way Roker!!

 

[Claudia Schiffer]

I'd totally smash then I would order the citizens to erect a statue in honor of my penis in Pyongyang. The citizens of North Korea will be forced by law to salute it everyday.

I'd rather smash the grieving widow.

 

[Ajax]

Should definitely force them to modify the monument to party founding in one of two ways. Either:

1) Add your wang to the monument outright
2) Repurpose the paintbrush to achieve a somehow-even-more-phallic shape

Think about it.

 

[Poison Sama]

 

[Heinz]

If this thread doesn't deliver Yo-Jong and tentacles I'll be disappoint.

 

[famicommander]

This reminds me of when everybody was talking about how hot Mussolini's granddaughter was instead of wondering how in the fuck a god damn Mussolini was still active and advocating fascist policies in this day and age.

 

[Claudia Schiffer]

This reminds me of when everybody was talking about how hot Mussolini's granddaughter was instead of wondering how in the fuck a god damn Mussolini was still active and advocating fascist policies in this day and age.

relax buddy. enjoy some sama posts.

 

[Heinz]

relax buddy. enjoy some sama posts.

 

[HeavyMachineGoob]

W4M, 30, looking for someone committed to Juche, no basketball players

She looks like a murderer

That is genuinely funny, I laughed out loud for real

 

[lithy]

She has Martin Shkreli face.

 

[NightWolve]

You have to give North Korea credit for how they tackled Covid 19, they closed the borders in 1953. Really ahead of the curve.

 

[SouthtownKid]

while Japan says he is in a coma

We're hearing botched heart surgery here now.

 

[LoneSage]

That surgeon's a hero

 

[Heinz]

That surgeon's a hero

Paid handsomely no doubt by the CCP.

 

[Claudia Schiffer]

a little better

 

[voltronbadass]

I’d hit it

 

[@M]

Why settle for being the dictator of North Korea when she could be the goddess of West Korea instead? I hear the docking privileges alone are unbeatable.

 

[GutsDozer]

Who is in line for succession?

 

[lithy]

Why settle for being the dictator of North Korea when she could be the goddess of West Korea instead? I hear the docking privileges alone are unbeatable.

Could we dock the USS Pueblo there?

 

[Dr Shroom]

Who is in line for succession?

Kimmy has kids but they're too young, so either his sister is going to play great leader in the meantime or the military or some high ranking general takes over till they're old enough. That's my guess at least.

 

[norton9478]

Who is in line for succession?

Dennis Rodman.

 

[norton9478]

Who is in line for succession?

Dennis Rodman.

 

[@M]

Forget China annexing North Korea, what if East Korea annexes West Korea? Now that would be catastrophic. That'd be like trying to merge Orochinagi.com and Neo-Geo.com, but with nukes and a k-pop soundtrack.

 

[NexusX]

That surgeon's a hero

Soooo.... Is there about a 1% chance that the Surgeon is still alive after failing? Or can we just assume guaranteed death?